Player Info

User: woonack
Class: the smileymon
Admin?: No
Level: 80
Next level: 104 days, 03:25:57
Status: Offline
Host: SmileyG!~Smiley@last.fm/resident-dj/Smiley
Account Created: Mon Nov 28 15:08:25 2011
Last login: Fri Jan 17 05:08:08 2020
Total time idled: 2468 days, 07:36:33
Current position: [390,483]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 158 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 54
charm: 66
gloves: 45
helm: 34
leggings: 16
ring: 68 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 32
tunic: 31
weapon: 338 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 842

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 24 days, 11:03:24
nick: 1623 days, 08:30:01
part: 14 days, 00:00:00
quest: 965 days, 14:50:36
quit: 1822 days, 03:40:52

total: 4449 days, 14:04:53

Character Modifiers

[11/28/11 16:30:05] woonack [1/2] has challenged allo [371/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/28/11 18:32:20] woonack [3/31] has challenged Legnarion [378/642] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/28/11 20:08:00] WrEtCh [108/573] has challenged woonack [22/38] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:56:20 is removed from WrEtCh's clock.
[11/28/11 21:20:47] woonack [1/63] has challenged Ttech [419/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/28/11 23:33:43] woonack [20/68] has challenged allo [153/750] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/29/11 03:18:35] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:47 towards level 17.
[11/29/11 11:34:59] woonack [12/145] has challenged BlastHardcheese [225/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/30/11 10:10:23] woonack [39/189] has challenged lipek [75/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/30/11 17:44:04] woonack [64/213] has challenged exa [130/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/01/11 02:16:08] woonack [43/217] has challenged xeklat [220/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/01/11 06:34:59] Godisme [90/239] has come upon woonack [82/217] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:27:13 is removed from Godisme's clock.
[12/01/11 12:04:39] woonack [78/224] has challenged spiffytech [58/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/01/11 21:26:08] woonack [143/224] has challenged Vera [99/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/02/11 08:24:50] woonack [100/261] has challenged WrEtCh [441/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/02/11 18:44:25] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:57 from level 31.
[12/02/11 20:42:07] ion [200/488] has challenged woonack [195/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:19:00 is removed from ion's clock.
[12/02/11 23:58:21] woonack [117/295] has challenged yond [351/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/03/11 08:48:52] ty [20/190] has challenged woonack [139/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to ty's clock.
[12/03/11 17:58:27] woonack [30/295] has challenged Nolehte [255/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/03/11 22:42:58] Tabsy [417/448] has come upon woonack [210/295] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:41 is removed from Tabsy's clock.
[12/07/11 22:37:08] woonack [248/371] has challenged allo [304/744] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/08/11 23:30:02] woonack [68/396] has challenged ReNDoM [182/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/09/11 06:08:53] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:47 towards level 35.
[12/09/11 11:17:45] ty [213/305] has challenged woonack [198/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from ty's clock.
[12/09/11 13:15:47] opticron [813/838] has come upon woonack [183/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:23:53 is removed from opticron's clock.
[12/09/11 15:56:31] Cenhinen [921/1167] has challenged woonack [60/396] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:10:28 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[12/10/11 02:49:02] woonack [294/396] has challenged blizgerg [448/451] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/11/11 09:57:47] chazzam [94/750] has challenged woonack [228/396] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to chazzam's clock.
[12/11/11 11:43:08] woonack [284/396] has challenged boshaus [1/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/12/11 19:30:33] woonack [317/396] has challenged j_doe [417/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/13/11 04:29:51] Kabaka [375/488] has challenged woonack [353/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from Kabaka's clock.
[12/13/11 08:05:56] VxJasonxV [132/180] has challenged woonack [236/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to VxJasonxV's clock.
[12/14/11 19:26:44] woonack [96/406] has challenged suterismus [90/945] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/14/11 19:26:44] In the fierce battle, suterismus dropped his level 66 ring! woonack picks it up, tossing his old level 56 ring to suterismus.
[12/16/11 06:28:57] zero_one [116/315] has come upon woonack [211/415] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:38 is added to zero_one's clock.
[12/16/11 09:42:53] woonack [149/415] has challenged sasaniak [497/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/17/11 18:20:29] ty, masklin, and Majak [880/1666] have team battled seek, Xander, and woonack [9/1730] and won! 0 days, 01:40:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/11 04:08:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:28:30 from level 40.
[12/21/11 02:08:47] woonack [191/423] has challenged masklin [3/849] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:59:34 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/21/11 05:51:58] mamarley, felipe, and vegadark [12/1202] have team battled Ivvy, blind, and woonack [373/1584] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/11 07:38:04] woonack [101/452] has challenged sniegol [609/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/23/11 19:25:13] albireox [67/203] has challenged woonack [107/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to albireox's clock.
[12/24/11 01:40:04] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:38 towards level 42.
[12/24/11 13:52:03] albireox [65/225] has challenged woonack [161/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to albireox's clock.
[12/25/11 12:13:54] Grim [103/990] has challenged woonack [326/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:20 is added to Grim's clock.
[12/26/11 07:38:35] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:10 from level 42.
[12/26/11 11:16:52] woonack [79/452] has challenged sbp [597/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/27/11 16:39:03] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:34 towards level 43.
[12/29/11 00:39:57] sasaniak, AmiRuss, and woonack [1398/1621] have team battled Grim, Ahir, and Majak [213/1916] and won! 0 days, 04:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/11 20:35:43] woonack [151/452] has challenged suiside [399/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/31/11 17:26:35] noother [270/415] has come upon woonack [2/452] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:55 is removed from noother's clock.
[01/01/12 02:33:29] dime, jbroome, and ElectRo [1034/2339] have team battled woonack, Seadog, and preflex [970/1355] and won! 0 days, 00:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/12 18:39:32] woonack [38/452] has challenged nosklo [17/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:00:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/04/12 09:09:55] masklin, woonack, and Satoshi [483/1743] have team battled yond, IdylMeifter, and Weasel [1546/1947] and lost! 0 days, 11:36:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/12 15:56:18] kork [321/503] has come upon woonack [213/452] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:56:45 is removed from kork's clock.
[01/04/12 23:39:14] WrEtCh [6/579] has come upon woonack [233/452] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:26:51 is added to WrEtCh's clock.
[01/06/12 03:21:27] LordFella, greycat, and Grim [1371/1724] have team battled woonack, illuminata, and Ttech [817/1688] and won! 7 days, 08:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/12 15:42:33] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:30 towards level 45.
[01/07/12 02:28:07] Oooska [8/35] has challenged woonack [81/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Oooska's clock.
[01/07/12 11:30:39] woonack, preflex, and sid77 [146/1319] have team battled Ciphohs5, vegadark, and ion [86/1489] and won! 0 days, 04:18:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/12 16:18:35] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:43 towards level 45.
[01/07/12 22:18:38] yond [405/467] has challenged woonack [195/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from yond's clock.
[01/08/12 03:59:09] woonack [282/458] has challenged chizu [295/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/08/12 16:21:19] [dmp], Satoshi, and WrEtCh [1641/1677] have team battled ChiefRA, woonack, and AmiRuss [1269/1615] and won! 1 day, 17:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/12 17:09:06] lipek, suterismus, and ruan [1037/2269] have team battled kenyon, woonack, and allo [1830/2039] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/12 03:58:27] wakeupscreaming [272/698] has come upon woonack [259/458] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:47:32 is removed from wakeupscreaming's clock.
[01/09/12 05:19:03] woonack [8/458] has challenged erry [141/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/10/12 15:27:43] Yankee [284/806] has challenged woonack [415/458] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:04:34 is added to Yankee's clock.
[01/11/12 21:53:01] spiffytech [184/461] has come upon woonack [358/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:16 is added to spiffytech's clock.
[01/12/12 00:49:40] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:54 towards level 46.
[01/12/12 12:48:45] charitwo [231/589] has come upon woonack [202/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:54:31 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[01/13/12 00:42:29] zomega, woonack, and felipe [1126/1460] have team battled Godisme, Jareeta, and chizu [668/1459] and won! 0 days, 12:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/12 05:05:45] woonack, Nolehte, and noother [885/1482] have team battled TauPan, platinuum, and Osiux [147/1069] and won! 0 days, 08:45:41 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/12 05:07:54] Zeiram_X [150/332] has challenged woonack [170/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Zeiram_X's clock.
[01/13/12 13:59:17] Seadog, noother, and woonack [484/1444] have team battled kwiat, felipe, and yond [1110/1534] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/12 23:42:20] BlastHardcheese [183/437] has challenged woonack [118/458] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:17:56 is removed from BlastHardcheese's clock.
[01/14/12 17:45:42] wakeupscreaming [89/698] has challenged woonack [121/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:03:59 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[01/14/12 22:53:14] woonack [144/458] has challenged platinuum [143/217] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/15/12 03:50:23] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:11:15 from level 47.
[01/15/12 20:50:38] woonack [86/458] has challenged illuminata [122/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:59:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/16/12 07:09:28] Vera [507/525] has come upon woonack [305/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:01:46 is removed from Vera's clock.
[01/16/12 19:54:56] woonack [39/458] has challenged Animal [79/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/17/12 02:47:10] Ivvy, zero_one, and opticron [833/1813] have team battled DrDick, woonack, and Rappy [405/1651] and won! 0 days, 01:07:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/12 03:30:37] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:34 towards level 47.
[01/17/12 11:54:41] woonack died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:11 from level 47.
[01/18/12 00:00:09] Xander [166/688] has challenged woonack [400/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:07:24 is added to Xander's clock.
[01/19/12 07:02:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 06:48:49 toward level 47.
[01/20/12 01:00:11] sniegol [272/753] has challenged woonack [441/458] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to sniegol's clock.
[01/20/12 23:09:43] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:25 from level 47.
[01/21/12 00:52:41] nitzer [234/526] has come upon woonack [388/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:33:16 is added to nitzer's clock.
[01/21/12 01:12:15] Cenhinen, Valkor, and ccx [1311/1389] have team battled zero_one, woonack, and charitwo [632/1334] and won! 0 days, 00:17:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/12 05:41:43] tmberg [145/221] has challenged woonack [37/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[01/21/12 11:15:14] woonack [23/458] has challenged PriceChild [53/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:02:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/21/12 19:20:31] ruan, BlastHardcheese, and kenyon [1190/2223] have team battled woonack, chazzam, and kwiat [937/1897] and won! 0 days, 03:30:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/12 03:03:56] woonack [28/458] has challenged sbp [385/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/23/12 06:23:11] suterismus [559/933] has challenged woonack [450/458] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:43:43 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[01/23/12 06:28:15] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:01 towards level 48.
[01/24/12 11:28:47] woonack [193/458] has challenged [dmp] [647/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/25/12 02:53:57] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:29 towards level 48.
[01/25/12 03:31:55] Charris [190/456] has challenged woonack [66/458] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:58:07 is removed from Charris's clock.
[01/28/12 11:20:15] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:58 towards level 48.
[01/28/12 13:59:34] woonack, Satoshi, and amaninacan [414/1279] have team battled jbroome, nyislanders2121, and brimstone [169/1989] and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/12 20:13:27] woonack, Alfie, and IdylMeifter [173/1823] have team battled ReNDoM, bagdel, and Sabbie [185/1143] and lost! 0 days, 11:32:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/12 00:54:04] opticron [593/763] has challenged woonack [439/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:33:09 is removed from opticron's clock.
[01/30/12 03:00:52] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:26 towards level 48.
[01/30/12 07:24:41] woonack saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:59 from level 48.
[01/31/12 08:24:02] Valkor [129/328] has challenged woonack [95/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from Valkor's clock.
[01/31/12 19:02:01] woonack [347/458] has challenged jbroome [186/788] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/01/12 01:33:48] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:03 towards level 48.
[02/02/12 02:55:17] woonack [245/458] has challenged Ahir [57/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/02/12 07:33:06] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:25 towards level 49.
[02/02/12 10:28:40] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:39:24 is added to his clock.
[02/02/12 16:49:15] opticron, Godisme, and mamarley [234/1652] have team battled <death1024>, swhitt, and woonack [553/1585] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/12 04:23:39] woonack [7/458] has come upon sbp [486/836] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:45:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/04/12 19:14:43] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:57 towards level 49.
[02/05/12 02:44:04] woonack [58/458] has come upon Nofew [156/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:12:16 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/05/12 06:15:30] woonack [89/458] has come upon Ahir [95/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:31:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/05/12 13:23:15] woonack [105/458] has challenged DeLorean [467/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:49 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/05/12 21:54:10] Sabbie [314/377] has come upon woonack [311/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:12:21 is removed from Sabbie's clock.
[02/05/12 23:38:11] Sickness [94/459] has challenged woonack [178/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Sickness's clock.
[02/06/12 01:24:10] Kylu [327/774] has come upon woonack [153/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:59 is removed from Kylu's clock.
[02/06/12 02:25:44] gipyelrah [583/869] has challenged woonack [100/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:00 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[02/06/12 12:09:51] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:10:58 is added to his clock.
[02/07/12 00:52:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:13:14 from level 49.
[02/07/12 10:31:40] Hydrogenum [330/838] has challenged woonack [137/389] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:28:05 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[02/07/12 10:40:17] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:45:41 is added to his clock.
[02/07/12 15:45:16] VxJasonxV, woonack, and chazzam [798/1562] have team battled Ttech, swhitt, and SeySayux [1362/1955] and lost! 0 days, 03:33:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/12 16:52:33] charitwo, sid77, and Woo [1169/2120] have team battled ElectRo, vegadark, and woonack [671/2222] and won! 0 days, 07:52:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/12 11:01:34] yond [92/473] has challenged woonack [240/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to yond's clock.
[02/10/12 19:44:55] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/12 06:02:30] yond [125/473] has come upon woonack [387/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:05 is added to yond's clock.
[02/11/12 12:51:19] woonack [231/392] has challenged chizu [477/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/11/12 18:49:06] suterismus [822/903] has come upon woonack [227/392] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:33:09 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[02/22/12 16:07:53] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:18:09 is added to his clock.
[02/23/12 13:48:13] woonack [50/392] has challenged sbp [369/836] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/23/12 17:51:35] Pici, noother, and felipe [1088/1324] have team battled woonack, robinetd, and exa [1164/1603] and lost! 0 days, 12:06:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/12 00:03:53] geekboi [40/900] has come upon woonack [59/392] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:41:44 is added to geekboi's clock.
[02/24/12 06:51:10] lipek [350/612] has challenged woonack [113/392] in combat and won! 15 days, 06:29:32 is removed from lipek's clock.
[02/24/12 21:42:27] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:20 from level 49.
[02/25/12 12:20:34] Osiux, ViolonC, and Simplicity [1076/1412] have team battled Juggaloon, Rappy, and woonack [1201/1766] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:13 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/12 17:57:25] woonack [347/392] has challenged Valkor [265/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:34 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/26/12 01:50:34] woonack [355/392] has challenged felipe [8/377] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/26/12 01:50:34] woonack has dealt felipe a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:49:12 is added to felipe's clock.
[02/27/12 03:46:45] woonack, brimstone, and VxJasonxV [1045/1589] have team battled Charris, wakeupscreaming, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [1004/1709] and won! 1 day, 05:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/12 16:19:27] Nofew [294/394] has come upon woonack [131/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:07:05 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[02/27/12 22:03:53] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:29:09 is added to his clock.
[02/28/12 03:10:10] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:26:01 is added to his clock.
[02/28/12 19:09:58] woonack [372/392] has challenged brimstone [527/781] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:04:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/29/12 02:11:06] AngryParsley [466/816] has challenged woonack [127/392] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:16:45 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[02/29/12 21:30:34] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:54:01 is added to his clock.
[03/01/12 09:14:03] woonack found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:15 towards level 50.
[03/01/12 12:13:26] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:49:37 is added to his clock.
[03/01/12 20:21:24] Roach, Valkor, DeLorean, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/01/12 22:24:46] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:31 towards level 50.
[03/02/12 06:42:54] woonack stole Godisme's level 38 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 28 pair of gloves behind, which Godisme then takes.
[03/02/12 20:22:36] Juggaloon [195/888] has challenged woonack [253/401] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:56:19 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[03/03/12 11:15:59] Ciphohs5 [145/439] has come upon woonack [205/401] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:01:59 is added to Ciphohs5's clock.
[03/04/12 04:45:05] woonack [74/536] has challenged JudoFreak [463/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/04/12 11:28:45] woonack [418/536] has challenged Sheudecai [174/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:02:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/04/12 16:58:42] woonack stole cirdan's level 331 weapon while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 200 weapon behind, which cirdan then takes.
[03/05/12 17:34:02] blind [67/688] has challenged woonack [432/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:21 is added to blind's clock.
[03/05/12 22:59:22] woonack [77/654] has come upon ScarySloth [561/583] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:28:25 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/06/12 19:12:21] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:45 towards level 51.
[03/07/12 12:41:00] woonack [633/654] has challenged Nolehte [216/601] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:02:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/07/12 19:32:50] Majak, exa, and masklin [104/2387] have team battled woonack, mamarley, and McCloud [36/1457] and won! 1 day, 06:08:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/12 00:59:18] Juggaloon [430/883] has come upon woonack [513/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:31 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[03/08/12 10:43:47] nitzer, Hydrogenum, sasaniak, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/12 13:43:38] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 04:19:28 is added to his clock.
[03/08/12 21:28:18] simmy [24/765] has come upon woonack [393/654] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:20:47 is added to simmy's clock.
[03/09/12 02:43:22] woonack [299/654] has challenged Sheudecai [465/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:57:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/09/12 03:02:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 18:02:24 toward level 51.
[03/09/12 07:04:27] fredsted, woonack, and illuminata [103/1175] have team battled Godisme, Majak, and keeper_c [2275/2331] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/12 09:23:24] Reaper [110/351] has come upon woonack [127/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:15 is added to Reaper's clock.
[03/09/12 09:50:16] Pici [104/495] has come upon woonack [3/654] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:56:45 is removed from Pici's clock.
[03/10/12 17:55:15] swhitt, ViolonC, woonack, and LordFella have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/12 21:02:27] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:50 towards level 51.
[03/12/12 06:58:36] woonack [373/654] has challenged LordFella [214/351] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/14/12 05:44:53] tmberg, GaveUp, and Lenny [1103/1506] have team battled woonack, Juggaloon, and GROOSE [1145/1894] and lost! 0 days, 02:03:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/12 17:07:53] Ataraxia [54/126] has challenged woonack [109/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Ataraxia's clock.
[03/15/12 11:40:15] woonack [168/654] has come upon sasaniak [470/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:27:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/16/12 00:12:29] woonack [587/654] has challenged ScarySloth [348/583] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:15:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/17/12 01:01:38] sjefen6 [473/557] has come upon woonack [82/654] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:52:51 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[03/17/12 13:13:35] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:39 towards level 52.
[03/18/12 05:31:56] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:13 from level 52.
[03/18/12 14:08:21] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:04 towards level 52.
[03/18/12 15:50:23] woonack [573/657] has come upon Pici [454/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:08:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/19/12 18:58:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 06:06:14 toward level 52.
[03/20/12 09:40:05] woonack [391/657] has come upon ReNDoM [295/382] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:56 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/20/12 13:06:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 06:54:17 from level 52.
[03/21/12 05:34:21] DeLorean [102/551] has challenged woonack [599/657] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:20:26 is added to DeLorean's clock.
[03/21/12 10:31:46] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:08 towards level 52.
[03/22/12 07:27:08] Theta4 [62/133] has challenged woonack [282/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Theta4's clock.
[03/24/12 01:54:30] woonack [527/657] has challenged kenyon [87/849] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/24/12 05:22:27] greycat, boshaus, and evilfix [839/1272] have team battled SeySayux, woonack, and Nolehte [906/1676] and lost! 0 days, 03:29:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/12 09:43:56] vrillusions [651/680] has come upon woonack [231/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:58:43 is removed from vrillusions's clock.
[03/25/12 06:29:45] snupuns [8/85] has challenged woonack [565/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to snupuns's clock.
[03/25/12 07:55:11] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:34 towards level 53.
[03/25/12 21:21:47] Majak, preflex, and blind [296/1810] have team battled woonack, Ivvy, and Animal [1774/2089] and lost! 2 days, 23:04:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/12 05:11:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 3 days, 02:06:04 toward level 53.
[03/26/12 12:55:23] snupuns [73/192] has challenged woonack [356/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to snupuns's clock.
[03/30/12 23:37:22] woonack [301/657] has come upon Preaux [15/401] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:45:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/01/12 05:34:57] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:26 towards level 53.
[04/01/12 07:59:50] Animal [53/661] has come upon woonack [35/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:30:31 is removed from Animal's clock.
[04/02/12 01:32:33] woonack [22/657] has challenged KindOne [323/397] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/02/12 17:38:49] woonack [256/657] has challenged firewood [287/324] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:49:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/02/12 19:46:32] Weasel [306/699] has come upon woonack [64/657] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:04 is removed from Weasel's clock.
[04/03/12 02:28:13] borsin [234/270] has challenged woonack [162/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from borsin's clock.
[04/03/12 02:28:13] In the fierce battle, woonack dropped his level 38 pair of gloves! borsin picks it up, tossing his old level 28 pair of gloves to woonack.
[04/03/12 08:21:01] vegadark [12/622] has come upon woonack [583/648] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:08:11 is added to vegadark's clock.
[04/03/12 10:38:14] woonack died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:57:36 from level 54.
[04/03/12 11:26:20] bigjay [246/656] has challenged woonack [229/648] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[04/03/12 13:42:14] woonack [67/648] has challenged exa [529/883] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:04:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/03/12 14:37:11] woonack [308/648] has come upon Rappy [504/544] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:45:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/12 05:45:39] wehrhund [442/495] has come upon woonack [432/648] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:57:34 is removed from wehrhund's clock.
[04/04/12 20:47:59] wakeupscreaming [42/699] has challenged woonack [415/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:30 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[04/05/12 04:42:08] ware, charitwo, and Ivvy [1580/1687] have team battled Reaper, mauke, and woonack [1197/1896] and won! 0 days, 10:02:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/12 12:32:17] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:41 towards level 54.
[04/06/12 20:26:49] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:11 towards level 54.
[04/06/12 22:33:49] woonack was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:13:02 from level 54.
[04/07/12 04:42:02] AngryParsley [491/764] has come upon woonack [124/648] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:26:11 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[04/07/12 13:03:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 13:11:42 from level 54.
[04/07/12 20:36:54] boshaus [191/330] has challenged woonack [413/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to boshaus's clock.
[04/07/12 21:35:46] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:24:37 from level 54.
[04/08/12 06:20:05] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:39 towards level 54.
[04/08/12 12:46:25] Ttech [578/1070] has come upon woonack [359/648] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:39:44 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/10/12 20:01:47] woonack [591/651] has come upon tmberg [347/587] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:37:44 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/11/12 14:16:36] woonack [365/651] has challenged boshaus [277/330] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:05:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/11/12 21:18:09] kwiat [492/660] has challenged woonack [271/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:09 is removed from kwiat's clock.
[04/12/12 13:31:44] bigjay, woonack, and yond [959/1806] have team battled nosklo, tmberg, and vegadark [1569/1748] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/12 08:35:03] Ghostwolf [68/443] has challenged woonack [142/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Ghostwolf's clock.
[04/15/12 10:08:36] woonack, charitwo, and McCloud [1262/1612] have team battled kwiat, neurospex, and kenyon [1383/1964] and lost! 1 day, 13:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/12 23:07:33] confus3d [2/28] has challenged woonack [319/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to confus3d's clock.
[04/16/12 16:33:09] Yankee [859/872] has come upon woonack [397/651] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:35:15 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[04/17/12 06:20:36] woonack [266/651] has come upon SeySayux [78/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:33:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/17/12 13:07:08] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:17 towards level 54.
[04/18/12 13:44:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 20:18:13 toward level 54.
[04/18/12 18:13:11] jmaugue [232/428] has come upon woonack [473/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:50 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[04/19/12 02:18:39] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:04 towards level 54.
[04/19/12 03:24:02] blizgerg [231/457] has challenged woonack [307/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:02:57 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[04/20/12 00:56:10] robinetd [253/633] has challenged woonack [627/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to robinetd's clock.
[04/22/12 06:33:36] woonack, exa, and Yankee [1775/2374] have team battled Kylu, Hydrogenum, and mamarley [371/2256] and won! 1 day, 01:41:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/12 21:39:18] amw3000 [0/8] has challenged woonack [417/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to amw3000's clock.
[04/23/12 05:33:52] zomega [48/651] has challenged woonack [447/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to zomega's clock.
[04/23/12 18:51:21] mauke [508/656] has challenged woonack [458/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:18:05 is removed from mauke's clock.
[04/28/12 05:03:02] wakeupscreaming [86/703] has challenged woonack [334/651] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[04/29/12 23:39:20] woonack [474/651] has come upon masklin [63/830] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:39 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/30/12 12:07:08] woonack [420/651] has come upon swhitt [220/601] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/01/12 06:55:43] woonack [368/706] has challenged ryushe [261/347] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/01/12 15:39:11] woonack [52/706] has challenged blizgerg [387/457] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:30:24 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/02/12 06:42:30] woonack [395/706] has challenged Lenny [350/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:19:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/02/12 07:46:52] rende [456/538] has come upon woonack [640/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:50:53 is added to rende's clock.
[05/02/12 08:06:23] tmberg [498/603] has challenged woonack [498/706] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[05/02/12 09:32:35] Preaux, Str1ngS, and woonack [1213/1741] have team battled Ephur, vegadark, and mauke [1159/2369] and won! 0 days, 03:12:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/12 09:43:07] Plasmastar [40/696] has challenged woonack [595/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:33 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[05/02/12 17:07:04] Manel [237/353] has challenged woonack [460/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Manel's clock.
[05/02/12 21:12:30] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:43:53 towards level 55.
[05/07/12 00:06:24] Filax [120/281] has challenged woonack [180/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Filax's clock.
[05/07/12 06:09:32] Nofew, neurospex, and suterismus [176/1880] have team battled Rolz, Kylu, and woonack [361/1651] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/12 14:22:21] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:17 towards level 55.
[05/07/12 20:11:08] vrillusions [215/677] has challenged woonack [238/706] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:33:41 is added to vrillusions's clock.
[05/08/12 13:31:08] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:32:59 is added to his clock.
[05/09/12 01:57:51] borsin [198/509] has challenged woonack [498/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to borsin's clock.
[05/10/12 11:06:55] Nolehte, woonack, and charitwo [731/1874] have team battled tmberg, vegadark, and Ciphohs5 [599/1992] and won! 0 days, 10:51:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/12 11:35:14] Tenorman [89/336] has challenged woonack [687/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/11/12 08:45:26] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 05:22:37 is added to his clock.
[05/11/12 13:30:28] Hydrogenum [184/835] has challenged woonack [188/706] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:15:32 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[05/12/12 00:32:40] woonack [645/706] has challenged Str1ngS [433/668] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:56:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/13/12 06:34:37] illuminata, Ghostwolf, and woonack [844/1619] have team battled Kabaka, jbroome, and Osiux [1750/1923] and lost! 0 days, 18:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/13/12 08:38:55] seek [437/686] has challenged woonack [168/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:26:34 is removed from seek's clock.
[05/13/12 13:39:56] blizgerg [442/457] has challenged woonack [637/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:47:06 is added to blizgerg's clock.
[05/14/12 09:43:52] AngryParsley [251/782] has challenged woonack [510/706] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:21:44 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/14/12 18:45:46] Trienish [41/556] has challenged woonack [429/706] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:17:47 is added to Trienish's clock.
[05/14/12 19:59:35] preflex, woonack, and allo [848/1953] have team battled Oldiesmann, TauPan, and nitzer [234/1489] and won! 1 day, 02:07:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/12 22:19:35] Jareeta [738/809] has come upon woonack [116/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:21:16 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/18/12 02:33:07] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:16 from level 55.
[05/18/12 17:45:34] vegadark [479/921] has come upon woonack [612/706] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:33 is added to vegadark's clock.
[05/19/12 14:08:34] brimstone [680/796] has challenged woonack [280/706] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:33 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[05/19/12 20:51:10] woonack fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/12 05:20:53] zomega [138/657] has come upon woonack [606/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:39:08 is added to zomega's clock.
[05/20/12 18:16:27] woonack [603/702] has challenged Trienish [362/556] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/20/12 19:02:57] woonack [181/702] has come upon dwfreed [260/356] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:33:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/22/12 13:17:15] Ttech, ion, and woonack [1019/2316] have team battled Seadog, sjefen6, and DeLorean [371/1990] and won! 0 days, 22:33:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/12 04:35:02] Jade [243/257] has challenged woonack [357/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Jade's clock.
[05/27/12 15:46:46] woonack [134/698] has challenged kork [9/404] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:07:25 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/27/12 15:50:26] Tenorman [395/530] has come upon woonack [571/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:43:30 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[05/27/12 16:46:57] woonack [394/698] has challenged Rappy [450/464] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:28:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/28/12 18:16:42] woonack [108/698] has come upon wakeupscreaming [489/703] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:38:16 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/29/12 08:21:21] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/12 02:25:54] ion, kenyon, brimstone, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/12 09:17:29] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:25:42 from level 56.
[05/31/12 16:20:31] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:58:09 from level 56.
[06/02/12 17:18:02] woonack [102/693] has challenged nitzer [437/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:22:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/05/12 03:29:48] Str1ngS [11/643] has challenged woonack [146/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:00 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[06/05/12 08:54:08] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:26 towards level 56.
[06/06/12 05:35:07] suterismus [128/916] has challenged woonack [418/693] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:41:52 is added to suterismus's clock.
[06/06/12 18:46:14] preflex [304/471] has come upon woonack [457/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:08:03 is added to preflex's clock.
[06/06/12 20:13:08] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:13 towards level 56.
[06/07/12 06:50:16] NancyGrace [68/136] has challenged woonack [181/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to NancyGrace's clock.
[06/07/12 14:42:11] Tabsy [214/471] has come upon woonack [404/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:59 is added to Tabsy's clock.
[06/08/12 14:49:09] argus [441/631] has challenged woonack [47/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:11 is removed from argus's clock.
[06/08/12 21:29:57] elbows [43/84] has challenged woonack [15/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:57 is removed from elbows's clock.
[06/09/12 05:52:31] preflex [142/471] has challenged woonack [247/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:35:01 is added to preflex's clock.
[06/09/12 12:38:01] ryushe [82/397] has come upon woonack [90/693] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:01:04 is added to ryushe's clock.
[06/09/12 19:46:20] Preaux, Ttech, and woonack [1336/2269] have team battled kork, Vostok, and AngryParsley [660/1459] and won! 0 days, 10:42:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/12 21:49:08] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:26 towards level 56.
[06/11/12 12:04:25] woonack [502/693] has challenged Nolehte [207/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:05 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/11/12 13:12:55] woonack [479/693] has challenged geekboi [675/916] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/11/12 14:04:52] idleOne [281/609] has challenged woonack [23/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:52:45 is removed from idleOne's clock.
[06/14/12 22:22:49] vegadark [653/844] has challenged woonack [255/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:32:43 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[06/16/12 00:09:39] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 20:55:11 is added to his clock.
[06/16/12 07:08:51] Kabaka, Houiszat, and woonack [1517/2032] have team battled NancyGrace, elbows, and suiside [73/1700] and won! 0 days, 07:11:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/12 18:50:16] Grim [167/988] has challenged woonack [126/693] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:34:16 is removed from Grim's clock.
[06/18/12 10:06:40] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:02 towards level 57.
[06/19/12 05:46:09] woonack [113/693] has challenged kork [335/376] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:32 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/19/12 14:20:46] Kabaka, Nasrudin, and woonack [945/1776] have team battled chazzam, Trienish, and LordFella [267/1720] and won! 0 days, 18:42:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/12 15:48:21] Kabaka [595/601] has challenged woonack [657/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:30:06 is added to Kabaka's clock.
[06/20/12 05:54:54] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:36 towards level 57.
[06/21/12 01:53:52] Xethron, kenyon, and dwfreed [437/1723] have team battled Seadog, woonack, and Majak [337/2165] and won! 0 days, 00:46:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/12 10:53:35] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/12 21:46:51] elbows [223/313] has challenged woonack [16/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from elbows's clock.
[06/26/12 06:03:17] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:24:58 from level 57.
[06/26/12 09:49:02] Vostok [278/312] has come upon woonack [443/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:04 is added to Vostok's clock.
[06/26/12 12:40:39] Aquarion [7/63] has challenged woonack [700/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:31 is added to Aquarion's clock.
[06/26/12 23:29:43] JudoFreak [720/744] has challenged woonack [63/702] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:56:33 is removed from JudoFreak's clock.
[06/27/12 14:33:13] woonack [478/702] has challenged ccx [262/482] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:09:11 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/27/12 14:37:29] Zeman4323 [414/415] has come upon woonack [16/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:29:59 is removed from Zeman4323's clock.
[06/27/12 18:38:10] woonack [459/702] has come upon DryRoastedPeanut [143/375] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:33:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/29/12 03:22:04] NancyGrace [149/292] has challenged woonack [629/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to NancyGrace's clock.
[06/29/12 14:56:44] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:52:36 from level 57.
[06/29/12 23:37:49] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:18 towards level 57.
[07/01/12 09:55:56] Oldiesmann [302/568] has come upon woonack [385/702] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:40:27 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[07/01/12 11:59:23] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:12 towards level 57.
[07/01/12 17:55:57] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [189/632] has challenged woonack [4/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:38 is removed from catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[07/02/12 05:04:00] kulp [70/230] has challenged woonack [314/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to kulp's clock.
[07/03/12 06:43:58] chadi [162/175] has challenged woonack [104/702] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:31:36 is removed from chadi's clock.
[07/03/12 07:11:37] avocado [75/97] has challenged woonack [553/702] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to avocado's clock.
[07/03/12 11:58:41] wakeupscreaming, woonack, and wjon [457/1845] have team battled exa, zbart, and Kylu [564/1866] and lost! 0 days, 06:41:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/12 11:44:43] kork [320/376] has come upon woonack [81/702] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:27:15 is removed from kork's clock.
[07/06/12 17:49:20] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/12 19:29:01] DarkSiL [90/484] has challenged woonack [551/699] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:48:11 is added to DarkSiL's clock.
[07/07/12 22:53:53] Xethron, boshaus, Lenny, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/12 03:15:56] woonack [99/699] has come upon Str1ngS [210/654] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:23:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/09/12 06:36:58] woonack [696/699] has challenged boshaus [404/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:10:56 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/10/12 00:31:19] mamarley, Beavis, and Babar [2155/2216] have team battled Xethron, KindOne, and woonack [846/1675] and won! 1 day, 16:51:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/12 08:38:31] woonack [683/699] has challenged Juggaloon [160/812] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:25:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/10/12 10:29:21] Jareeta, Oldiesmann, and woonack [2011/2093] have team battled Yankee, lim, and GyrosGeior [1267/1395] and won! 0 days, 16:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/12 18:48:23] tunnckoCore [376/608] has challenged woonack [289/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from tunnckoCore's clock.
[07/11/12 21:37:45] Preaux, woonack, and kenyon [341/2217] have team battled [dmp], Chagall, and lim [703/1348] and lost! 0 days, 07:23:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/12 01:47:30] woonack [359/699] has challenged Tabsy [147/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:55 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/12/12 13:50:07] woonack [307/699] has challenged argus [478/749] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:53:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/12/12 19:18:10] woonack spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! woonack's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/12 04:28:23] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:30 towards level 57.
[07/13/12 06:39:39] Osiux, boshaus, and mauke [1361/1679] have team battled woonack, preflex, and brimstone [1045/1952] and won! 0 days, 04:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/12 13:00:38] keeper_c, woonack, and neurospex [853/2605] have team battled DryRoastedPeanut, Majak, and Juggaloon [1044/1800] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/12 14:50:31] woonack [229/691] has challenged charitwo [339/513] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/14/12 12:00:07] Beavis [280/716] has challenged woonack [427/691] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:32 is added to Beavis's clock.
[07/15/12 16:07:00] woonack stole Rappy's level 52 amulet while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 37 amulet behind, which Rappy then takes.
[07/16/12 11:10:02] Plasmastar [98/738] has challenged woonack [444/704] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:16:05 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[07/17/12 17:58:02] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:03:48 towards level 58.
[07/18/12 11:38:25] Buglouse [126/486] has challenged woonack [295/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Buglouse's clock.
[07/19/12 07:07:03] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:26:22 towards level 58.
[07/20/12 03:47:35] Juggaloon [628/812] has come upon woonack [398/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:40:10 is removed from Juggaloon's clock.
[07/21/12 02:57:38] Pent [29/475] has come upon woonack [677/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:08 is added to Pent's clock.
[07/21/12 20:28:50] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:53 towards level 58.
[07/21/12 23:46:48] Nofew [163/464] has come upon woonack [455/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:19:07 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/22/12 05:41:26] woonack [284/704] has challenged ryushe [136/406] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:05:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/22/12 09:11:40] gchristensen [27/422] has challenged woonack [329/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to gchristensen's clock.
[07/22/12 21:20:53] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:58 from level 58.
[07/23/12 06:02:57] cmrn [143/468] has come upon woonack [9/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:36:06 is removed from cmrn's clock.
[07/23/12 06:41:51] woonack [508/704] has challenged Kinsmir [217/550] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:51:50 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/23/12 16:44:10] woonack [180/704] has challenged vegadark [225/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:03:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/23/12 18:39:10] woonack [571/704] has come upon seek [659/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:46:34 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/24/12 04:52:38] DryRoastedPeanut, bigjay, and Pent [895/1623] have team battled cmrn, woonack, and Raytray [1334/1519] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/12 18:49:54] woonack [460/704] has challenged AfterDeath [321/686] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:51:24 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/25/12 02:06:08] cirdan, woonack, BlastHardcheese, and zomega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/25/12 08:07:39] preflex [316/509] has come upon woonack [394/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:54 is added to preflex's clock.
[07/25/12 18:21:09] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 10:56:54 is added to his clock.
[07/26/12 03:03:16] Sheudecai, Beavis, and gipyelrah [573/1991] have team battled cirdan, woonack, and enCyde [1831/2064] and lost! 1 day, 20:28:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/12 09:46:34] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:20 from level 58.
[07/28/12 02:14:00] blizgerg, woonack, and [dmp] [1571/1866] have team battled Bladerunner, AngryParsley, and ccx [670/1606] and won! 1 day, 04:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/12 12:34:45] woonack lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:05 from level 58.
[07/28/12 16:32:20] Rabbidd [33/68] has challenged woonack [258/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Rabbidd's clock.
[07/29/12 12:16:07] suterismus [558/942] has come upon woonack [334/704] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:11:50 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/01/12 00:26:19] Xethron [13/558] has challenged woonack [488/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:48:29 is added to Xethron's clock.
[08/01/12 05:26:43] Buglouse, woonack, and kork [851/1600] have team battled sunrisewolf, masklin, and s1amson [1568/1716] and lost! 1 day, 02:54:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/12 20:36:04] woonack [545/704] has challenged davie [421/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:17 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/03/12 02:31:32] Nofew [405/467] has come upon woonack [608/704] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:02 is added to Nofew's clock.
[08/03/12 16:06:09] Mabs [3/4] has challenged woonack [219/704] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Mabs's clock.
[08/04/12 05:34:06] Grim, Beavis, woonack, and AfterDeath have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/12 11:06:41] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:39 towards level 58.
[08/07/12 23:12:36] Ciphohs5 [133/441] has come upon woonack [17/704] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:13:38 is removed from Ciphohs5's clock.
[08/08/12 09:25:59] woonack [247/705] has challenged hawk [664/840] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/08/12 18:09:49] zomega [586/662] has challenged woonack [59/705] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:04:24 is removed from zomega's clock.
[08/08/12 20:12:17] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:24:19 towards level 59.
[08/09/12 09:29:08] woonack [201/705] has come upon vrillusions [803/963] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:15:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/09/12 12:59:39] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:35 towards level 59.
[08/09/12 14:17:05] woonack [500/705] has come upon Jade [0/700] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:39:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/10/12 13:54:00] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:38:00 towards level 59.
[08/12/12 10:57:02] woonack [540/705] has come upon Xethron [130/562] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:03:32 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/15/12 08:36:11] jmaugue [195/437] has come upon woonack [143/705] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:10:42 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[08/15/12 08:36:23] jmaugue [396/437] has come upon woonack [290/705] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:13:59 is removed from jmaugue's clock.
[08/16/12 03:49:56] woonack [585/705] has challenged suiside [780/1195] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:34:19 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/17/12 13:53:14] Kylu, nikoJ, woonack, and AfterDeath have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/12 05:32:25] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:24 towards level 59.
[08/18/12 19:05:00] KINGc0de, Plasmastar, and BlastHardcheese [985/1428] have team battled Jade, woonack, and DryRoastedPeanut [1220/1870] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/12 18:42:17] Protux [59/112] has challenged woonack [531/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:35 is added to Protux's clock.
[08/20/12 03:08:08] allo [459/752] has come upon woonack [625/705] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:57:16 is added to allo's clock.
[08/20/12 09:56:08] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:52 towards level 59.
[08/20/12 18:05:33] nitzer, nosklo, and woonack [1327/1800] have team battled Bitz69, Deltor, and exa [1264/1685] and won! 1 day, 05:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/12 16:15:25] Reaper [89/626] has challenged woonack [73/705] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[08/23/12 05:18:28] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:41:03 is added to his clock.
[08/24/12 08:18:36] woonack stole AngryParsley's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 38 pair of boots behind, which AngryParsley then takes.

[08/25/12 00:38:49] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:10 towards level 59.
[08/27/12 02:11:50] woonack, nosklo, and wakeupscreaming [1120/2278] have team battled Sphearion, DarkSiL, and Zazie [700/1433] and won! 1 day, 06:02:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/12 23:14:42] woonack [2/932] has come upon Nolehte [524/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/28/12 04:27:22] dxrt [297/754] has challenged woonack [466/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:39 is added to dxrt's clock.
[08/28/12 11:18:32] fancybone, Gizmokid2005, and tann [141/1435] have team battled woonack, Hydrogenum, and AngryParsley [1707/2218] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/12 05:13:46] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:34 towards level 59.
[08/29/12 14:51:05] charitwo, woonack, and kenyon [1298/2494] have team battled Cenhinen, avocado, and kitten [798/1657] and won! 0 days, 03:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/12 00:37:24] woonack [622/932] has challenged Slipyx [165/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:34:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/30/12 11:19:02] sunrisewolf [141/443] has challenged woonack [648/932] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to sunrisewolf's clock.
[08/30/12 18:41:36] Ghostwolf [308/603] has challenged woonack [805/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:38:23 is added to Ghostwolf's clock.
[08/31/12 07:04:02] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:11 towards level 59.
[09/01/12 23:15:10] Slipyx [71/419] has come upon woonack [77/932] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:55 is added to Slipyx's clock.
[09/02/12 17:47:54] woonack [620/932] has challenged sjefen6 [451/982] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/03/12 03:31:21] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:58:42 towards level 60.
[09/03/12 12:00:55] noother, Rappy, and woonack [723/2053] have team battled kenyon, dxrt, and dwfreed [1980/2378] and lost! 4 days, 02:52:04 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/12 04:36:21] woonack [608/932] has come upon ElectRo [98/1253] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:45:27 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/04/12 04:36:21] woonack has dealt ElectRo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:03:25 is added to ElectRo's clock.
[09/04/12 19:17:52] woonack [389/932] has come upon Sheudecai [357/366] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:15:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/06/12 18:57:18] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:12:34 towards level 60.
[09/07/12 06:59:33] Reaper [177/615] has challenged woonack [803/932] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:07:27 is added to Reaper's clock.
[09/07/12 12:47:39] woonack, jbest, vegadark, and Juggaloon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/12 20:51:59] Lenny, vrillusions, and woonack [87/2857] have team battled ElectRo, KINGc0de, and tann [1180/2233] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/12 01:14:41] nosklo [123/563] has come upon woonack [63/932] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:13:18 is removed from nosklo's clock.
[09/10/12 07:26:26] tann [469/478] has come upon woonack [8/931] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:23:11 is removed from tann's clock.
[09/10/12 08:14:32] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:56:51 from level 60.
[09/10/12 11:14:21] Dj_Dexter [42/230] has come upon woonack [339/931] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:45 is added to Dj_Dexter's clock.
[09/10/12 19:36:54] Yankee, XJR-9, and SirNeo [607/1490] have team battled sjefen6, woonack, and masklin [1065/2403] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/12 08:48:06] Iuz [133/266] has challenged woonack [92/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from Iuz's clock.
[09/11/12 09:20:42] woonack [452/931] has challenged kork [202/355] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:24:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/11/12 20:21:39] woonack lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:52 from level 60.
[09/12/12 10:26:19] woonack [853/931] has challenged Reaper [585/615] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:31:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/13/12 18:50:17] Lefty [214/436] has challenged woonack [643/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:08:34 is added to Lefty's clock.
[09/13/12 22:23:24] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:58 towards level 60.
[09/14/12 07:36:26] Juggaloon [606/796] has challenged woonack [630/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:37:30 is added to Juggaloon's clock.
[09/14/12 23:39:57] Ivvy [722/777] has challenged woonack [91/931] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:42:50 is removed from Ivvy's clock.
[09/15/12 06:10:54] Theef [6/146] has challenged woonack [210/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:25 is added to Theef's clock.
[09/15/12 14:24:09] [dmp] [601/697] has come upon woonack [816/931] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:14:19 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[09/18/12 07:52:09] woonack [479/931] has come upon Karethoth [74/191] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:37:11 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/19/12 21:32:09] DeLorean, woonack, and Dj_Dexter [519/2014] have team battled Furry, dwfreed, and Tenorman [462/2282] and won! 0 days, 07:57:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/12 00:14:06] woonack broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:16 from level 60.
[09/20/12 05:20:00] Woop [6/83] has challenged woonack [194/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Woop's clock.
[09/20/12 13:12:03] woonack [579/931] has challenged GyrosGeior [167/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:37:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/20/12 23:43:30] vrillusions, tmberg, Hans.Wurst, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/12 11:33:43] xec [47/53] has challenged woonack [22/931] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:19 is removed from xec's clock.
[09/22/12 03:34:52] seth-- [74/447] has challenged woonack [240/931] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to seth--'s clock.
[09/22/12 07:38:11] Dodo, Ciphohs5, and Junaos [549/1336] have team battled woonack, DemosDemon, and LordFella [153/2120] and won! 0 days, 12:22:28 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/12 18:18:56] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:29 towards level 60.
[09/23/12 13:29:00] woonack [683/931] has challenged elbows [438/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/23/12 13:29:00] woonack has dealt elbows a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:50:59 is added to elbows's clock.
[09/24/12 00:31:25] woonack [751/931] has challenged kork [54/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:39:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/24/12 00:31:25] In the fierce battle, kork dropped his level 61 charm! woonack picks it up, tossing his old level 36 charm to kork.
[09/24/12 02:07:07] woonack [646/954] has come upon Jade [570/682] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:15:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/24/12 08:38:34] woonack, Plasmastar, and kork [1822/1920] have team battled Robodashy, Kylu, and wakeupscreaming [108/2285] and won! 0 days, 03:02:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/12 11:33:51] woonack [759/954] has challenged zomega [56/678] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/24/12 14:29:16] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:31 towards level 60.
[09/25/12 20:16:10] SirNeo [85/319] has challenged woonack [152/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[09/25/12 22:44:28] PriceChild [608/609] has challenged woonack [663/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:04:13 is added to PriceChild's clock.
[09/26/12 11:09:24] woonack [30/954] has challenged ChiefRA [235/536] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/27/12 02:37:16] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 2 days, 04:26:48 is added to his clock.
[09/27/12 20:15:01] woonack was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:31:07 from level 61.
[09/29/12 07:08:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 15 days, 08:09:13 toward level 61.
[09/29/12 19:41:27] vibhav [84/241] has challenged woonack [775/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to vibhav's clock.
[09/30/12 16:36:19] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:18:00 towards level 61.
[09/30/12 22:10:17] woonack [542/954] has challenged blizgerg [211/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:30:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/02/12 21:11:23] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/12 17:46:08] woonack [377/923] has come upon argus [237/771] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:58:23 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/04/12 20:42:29] Sellyme [295/443] has come upon woonack [121/923] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:26:01 is removed from Sellyme's clock.
[10/05/12 23:52:38] yond [470/668] has come upon woonack [829/923] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:24:46 is added to yond's clock.
[10/06/12 21:42:29] kenyon [676/996] has challenged woonack [448/923] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:25:26 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/07/12 23:05:45] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:48:04 towards level 61.
[10/08/12 06:27:26] yano [223/480] has come upon woonack [884/923] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:24:12 is added to yano's clock.
[10/08/12 07:01:47] woonack, ccx, and Charris [260/1782] have team battled kenyon, Vostok, and oldmankdude [2261/2283] and lost! 4 days, 16:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/08/12 09:50:51] Sheudecai [15/381] has challenged woonack [52/923] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:14:59 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[10/08/12 12:09:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 17 days, 05:59:09 toward level 61.
[10/08/12 19:39:06] woonack [329/923] has come upon Grim [275/884] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:51:42 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/09/12 21:36:11] woonack [332/923] has come upon Oldiesmann [181/592] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:58:50 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/10/12 01:55:01] woonack [213/923] has come upon Woop [283/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:11:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/10/12 08:01:39] woonack [36/923] has come upon Grim [227/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:30:14 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/10/12 13:21:02] Villadelfia [335/347] has come upon woonack [321/923] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:06 is removed from Villadelfia's clock.
[10/11/12 01:05:02] SeySayux [250/358] has challenged woonack [666/923] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:21:23 is added to SeySayux's clock.
[10/11/12 05:42:34] woonack [666/923] has come upon ElectRo [953/1253] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/12/12 02:10:44] woonack [11/923] has challenged SpamMage [340/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:38:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/12/12 19:59:34] Jareeta [254/993] has challenged woonack [860/923] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[10/13/12 16:47:37] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/12 19:19:58] brimstone [48/798] has challenged woonack [817/926] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:03:15 is added to brimstone's clock.
[10/13/12 22:20:38] allo [625/759] has challenged woonack [578/926] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:46:11 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/14/12 14:16:26] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:50 towards level 61.
[10/15/12 15:29:57] ReNDoM [253/473] has challenged woonack [695/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:33 is added to ReNDoM's clock.
[10/15/12 17:30:22] woonack [530/926] has challenged hawkeye [363/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:26:40 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/15/12 17:30:22] woonack has dealt hawkeye a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:23:53 is added to hawkeye's clock.
[10/16/12 01:27:18] woonack [530/926] has come upon Icedream [162/443] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:25:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/16/12 09:57:18] TheLonelyGod [277/315] has challenged woonack [73/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from TheLonelyGod's clock.
[10/16/12 10:34:17] ruan [673/1030] has challenged woonack [676/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:12:49 is added to ruan's clock.
[10/16/12 23:34:38] hawk, sjefen6, and Nofew [1852/1958] have team battled woonack, Gizmokid2005, and tmberg [524/2107] and won! 0 days, 03:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/12 00:15:07] woonack [168/926] has come upon dwfreed [497/713] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/18/12 08:09:17] sniegol [317/557] has challenged woonack [443/926] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:53:01 is added to sniegol's clock.
[10/18/12 11:38:19] angelos [1/4] has challenged woonack [28/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to angelos's clock.
[10/20/12 01:40:00] woonack stole Fluttershy's level 107 amulet while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 53 amulet behind, which Fluttershy then takes.
[10/20/12 15:33:19] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:49 towards level 61.
[10/20/12 22:00:30] LordFella, Vostok, and jbest [1589/1615] have team battled woonack, suiside, and Hydrogenum [117/3020] and won! 0 days, 23:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/12 23:05:55] woonack [42/974] has challenged davie [375/577] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/21/12 05:58:47] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:39:27 towards level 62.
[10/21/12 23:12:40] vrillusions, nicko, and elbows [36/1836] have team battled Reaper, woonack, and NN2k [1119/2220] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/12 12:43:02] woonack [679/981] has challenged yond [64/677] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:57:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/24/12 17:14:21] woonack [437/981] has come upon angelos [227/277] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:06:56 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/26/12 12:31:46] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:39:22 towards level 62.
[10/26/12 23:09:18] TauPan [101/310] has come upon woonack [344/981] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:58:10 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/27/12 07:11:04] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:56:46 from level 62.
[10/27/12 08:08:34] Juggaloon, allo, and brimstone [467/2301] have team battled glisignoli, woonack, and nicko [390/1748] and won! 2 days, 00:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/12 13:19:18] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:38:10 from level 62.
[11/01/12 12:26:22] woonack [441/981] has challenged DemosDemon [160/831] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:37:27 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/01/12 15:26:39] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:54:41 towards level 62.
[11/02/12 13:04:57] PriceChild, yano, and gipyelrah [373/2117] have team battled johnthebear, woonack, and masklin [1587/1974] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/12 16:32:52] woonack [134/981] has challenged Oldiesmann [616/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:02:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/03/12 02:50:23] brimstone [66/786] has come upon woonack [307/981] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:58 is added to brimstone's clock.
[11/03/12 07:40:00] woonack stole nitzer's level 97 tunic while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 88 tunic behind, which nitzer then takes.
[11/08/12 23:26:12] idleOne, woonack, and keeper_c [2663/2905] have team battled swhitt, steev, and brimstone [1162/1655] and won! 1 day, 15:50:24 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/12 20:12:51] woonack [941/990] has challenged XJR-9 [420/575] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:50:00 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/11/12 03:19:23] Animal [494/808] has challenged woonack [402/990] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:14:21 is removed from Animal's clock.
[11/11/12 04:08:09] dax [164/182] has challenged woonack [534/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to dax's clock.
[11/11/12 14:04:02] woonack, Oldiesmann, and DeLorean [1668/2196] have team battled charitwo, alexjs, and Gizmokid2005 [1440/1685] and won! 3 days, 21:05:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/12 19:18:27] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:07:11 from level 62.
[11/13/12 23:48:23] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:40:59 from level 62.
[11/14/12 07:36:15] woonack [537/990] has challenged manatee [178/245] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:11:42 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/14/12 14:59:40] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:38:04 towards level 62.
[11/14/12 16:38:18] woonack [634/990] has challenged SeySayux [137/394] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:36:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/14/12 18:13:56] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:42 towards level 62.
[11/14/12 21:39:23] woonack [479/990] has challenged bigjay [651/687] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:32:22 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/15/12 11:59:39] errietta [41/143] has challenged woonack [685/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to errietta's clock.
[11/15/12 14:43:08] noother [116/712] has challenged woonack [735/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:05 is added to noother's clock.
[11/15/12 15:43:23] jbroome [31/501] has challenged woonack [724/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:29 is added to jbroome's clock.
[11/16/12 23:50:48] woonack [287/990] has challenged sasaniak [664/694] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:07:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/17/12 00:10:47] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:51:39 is added to his clock.
[11/17/12 16:53:07] Sparticus [143/198] has challenged woonack [190/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[11/18/12 01:56:29] Pici [79/783] has challenged woonack [873/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:33 is added to Pici's clock.
[11/18/12 13:20:25] woonack [179/990] has come upon SeySayux [167/394] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:17:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/19/12 06:02:36] lipek [385/671] has challenged woonack [635/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:24:25 is added to lipek's clock.
[11/22/12 03:08:09] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:27 towards level 62.
[11/22/12 16:18:43] woonack [206/990] has come upon Mateusz [203/258] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:21:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/12 18:02:30] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:54 towards level 62.
[11/23/12 05:10:21] Surfer [16/379] has come upon woonack [748/990] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:06 is added to Surfer's clock.
[11/24/12 05:17:22] Simon [57/143] has challenged woonack [229/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to Simon's clock.
[11/24/12 13:32:55] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 11:34:29 is added to his clock.
[11/25/12 08:57:47] MONITOR_BOT, Babar, and DryRoastedPeanut [608/1934] have team battled woonack, keeper_c, and lipek [1980/2955] and lost! 0 days, 03:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/12 15:58:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 5 days, 19:40:28 toward level 62.
[11/28/12 03:51:27] GaveUp [275/479] has challenged woonack [249/990] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:19:25 is removed from GaveUp's clock.
[11/28/12 06:04:09] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:31 towards level 62.
[11/29/12 00:56:23] Vostok [162/586] has challenged woonack [243/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:49:30 is added to Vostok's clock.
[11/29/12 04:30:13] woonack, code_slinger, and neurospex [1487/2048] have team battled charitwo, alexjs, and amazing [454/1619] and won! 0 days, 03:44:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/12 03:28:45] nitzer, woonack, and masklin [785/2070] have team battled TauPan, nosklo, and tann [242/1398] and won! 0 days, 05:01:59 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/12 19:17:08] Robodashy [484/529] has challenged woonack [594/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to Robodashy's clock.
[11/30/12 23:09:34] NN2k [397/421] has challenged woonack [287/990] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:35 is removed from NN2k's clock.
[12/01/12 01:56:09] woonack [757/990] has come upon m0shbear [59/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/01/12 03:35:37] woonack, allo, and neurospex [1059/2369] have team battled Nolehte, idleOne, and NN2k [1644/1852] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/12 10:10:23] blizgerg, nosklo, and hectocotylus [1227/1252] have team battled Juggaloon, yano, and woonack [650/2700] and won! 0 days, 01:05:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/12 12:24:40] woonack [90/990] has challenged allo [385/745] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/01/12 15:13:22] woonack [833/990] has challenged IdleBot [28/1439] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:47:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/01/12 16:49:51] m0shbear, masklin, and Slipyx [1050/1690] have team battled blizgerg, woonack, and aldur [1009/1579] and won! 0 days, 02:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/12 17:18:50] woonack [324/990] has challenged raela [185/448] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:58:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/04/12 12:59:47] Reaper [192/856] has challenged woonack [438/990] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to Reaper's clock.
[12/04/12 19:07:44] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:08 towards level 63.
[12/05/12 05:39:33] zhaofeng [217/280] has challenged woonack [442/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to zhaofeng's clock.
[12/05/12 18:05:57] woonack [316/990] has come upon Reaper [486/856] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:59:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/05/12 20:30:06] gipyelrah [158/858] has challenged woonack [22/990] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:32:54 is removed from gipyelrah's clock.
[12/06/12 00:14:52] woonack [775/990] has come upon Charris [20/354] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:11:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/06/12 17:11:28] Wolf [76/491] has challenged woonack [368/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Wolf's clock.
[12/06/12 21:08:12] Positive [88/309] has challenged woonack [653/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to Positive's clock.
[12/07/12 00:50:35] brentter [410/444] has challenged woonack [4/990] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:02:24 is removed from brentter's clock.
[12/07/12 00:58:49] woonack [58/990] has come upon digitaldonk [256/459] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:32:19 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/07/12 03:36:59] sasaniak [91/694] has challenged woonack [269/990] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:20:37 is added to sasaniak's clock.
[12/07/12 13:11:48] woonack [863/990] has come upon SeySayux [266/428] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:56:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/07/12 20:43:04] woonack, tann, and Furry [365/2383] have team battled illuminata, Smoovious, and neurospex [535/1257] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/12 00:41:38] woonack [844/990] has challenged neurospex [274/459] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:22:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/09/12 08:48:43] woonack [745/990] has challenged Eiam [284/363] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/09/12 14:55:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 5 days, 07:53:38 toward level 63.
[12/10/12 17:56:06] woonack [537/990] has challenged Lenny [843/946] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:05:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/11/12 21:02:09] woonack [767/990] has challenged Sheudecai [155/385] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:44:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/12/12 00:02:51] MONITOR_BOT [372/399] has challenged woonack [863/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:55 is added to MONITOR_BOT's clock.
[12/12/12 03:52:21] Surfer, Nasrudin, and woonack [2169/2696] have team battled Cameron_D, [dmp], and dxrt [308/2053] and won! 1 day, 01:25:58 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/12 17:39:09] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:09:04 is added to his clock.
[12/13/12 22:13:17] woonack [143/990] has challenged PriceChild [642/766] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:15:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/13/12 22:18:30] Tenorman, illuminata, and argus [189/1816] have team battled tmberg, DeLorean, and woonack [701/2277] and lost! 0 days, 15:12:41 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/12 12:16:31] sbp [289/853] has challenged woonack [843/990] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:17:34 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/15/12 20:00:22] Robodashy [128/540] has challenged woonack [670/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:10:21 is added to Robodashy's clock.
[12/15/12 20:09:30] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:48:30 from level 63.
[12/16/12 02:54:12] neuro [192/360] has challenged woonack [664/990] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to neuro's clock.
[12/16/12 05:42:47] kenyon [785/962] has come upon woonack [311/990] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:01:08 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/16/12 10:03:22] woonack [131/969] has challenged ReNDoM [490/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:38:39 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/17/12 11:49:21] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:44 towards level 63.
[12/17/12 12:09:07] nosklo [206/600] has challenged woonack [619/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:05:36 is added to nosklo's clock.
[12/17/12 19:10:50] Cameron_D [25/564] has challenged woonack [20/969] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:50:02 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[12/18/12 03:20:33] Alfie [463/509] has come upon woonack [903/969] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:33:12 is added to Alfie's clock.
[12/18/12 03:34:44] Lefty [98/378] has come upon woonack [211/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:06:47 is added to Lefty's clock.
[12/18/12 18:16:06] Gerdesas [233/511] has challenged woonack [862/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:48:09 is added to Gerdesas's clock.
[12/18/12 22:52:20] Ttech [1100/1177] has come upon woonack [601/969] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:40:24 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/20/12 10:41:31] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:31 towards level 63.
[12/21/12 09:01:29] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:24:45 is added to his clock.
[12/22/12 22:30:23] argus, Robodashy, and truffles [1282/1655] have team battled eyeofodin, woonack, and nosklo [1580/1921] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/12 03:40:41] woonack [380/965] has challenged Transfusion [91/166] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:24:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/23/12 06:31:33] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:30 towards level 63.
[12/24/12 20:27:09] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:39 towards level 63.
[12/25/12 02:51:25] woonack [164/965] has challenged dwfreed [393/737] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:48:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/25/12 18:35:44] Simon, Makiavel, and vegadark [736/1398] have team battled woonack, wakeupscreaming, and Alfie [767/2303] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/12 05:03:45] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:16 towards level 63.
[12/28/12 08:54:25] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:44 from level 63.
[12/28/12 10:09:15] woonack [367/965] has challenged SpamMage [560/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:58:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/28/12 10:48:21] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 08:31:13 is added to his clock.
[12/28/12 20:45:44] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:37 towards level 63.
[12/29/12 05:02:53] Synergist, pp00, and Ephod [333/733] have team battled Jareeta, Iuz, and woonack [1398/2517] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/12 05:46:32] woonack [226/965] has come upon Synergist [83/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/30/12 06:10:37] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:13 towards level 63.
[12/30/12 21:58:57] Nasrudin [246/1058] has come upon woonack [565/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:19:22 is added to Nasrudin's clock.
[12/31/12 20:48:13] iViLe, BlastHardcheese, and Killerkid [1253/1311] have team battled woonack, DryRoastedPeanut, and sniegol [551/2214] and won! 0 days, 03:53:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/13 12:07:09] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:42 from level 63.
[01/02/13 13:10:57] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:27 towards level 63.
[01/02/13 14:37:37] Prometheus [310/351] has challenged woonack [856/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Prometheus's clock.
[01/05/13 03:38:22] Kabaka, Mateusz, woonack, and charitwo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/13 03:38:31] charitwo [299/658] has come upon woonack [630/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:26:16 is added to charitwo's clock.
[01/06/13 04:21:40] talso [120/208] has challenged woonack [567/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to talso's clock.
[01/06/13 18:58:18] woonack [324/1014] has challenged Grim [357/899] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/07/13 05:25:01] woonack [921/1014] has come upon Syloq [9/694] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 15:35:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/07/13 05:38:34] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:41:48 towards level 64.
[01/07/13 07:28:57] woonack [459/1014] has come upon Syloq [275/694] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:04:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/07/13 21:28:44] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:39:02 towards level 64.
[01/08/13 17:00:08] woonack is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 22:21:42 is added to his clock.
[01/09/13 14:13:14] m0shbear [194/649] has come upon woonack [756/1014] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:02 is added to m0shbear's clock.
[01/09/13 16:18:37] hawkgirl, Phantom-Ass, and Babar [241/1334] have team battled Alfie, MadHatter, and woonack [15/1919] and won! 0 days, 00:26:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/13 02:38:09] raela [556/640] has come upon woonack [876/1014] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:16:00 is added to raela's clock.
[01/10/13 04:26:15] woonack [996/1014] has challenged pekster [127/436] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:19:03 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/10/13 18:45:33] paysties [53/360] has come upon woonack [259/1014] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:11 is added to paysties's clock.
[01/11/13 11:22:48] sid-1 [61/166] has challenged woonack [912/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to sid-1's clock.
[01/11/13 12:55:19] Cenhinen [407/748] has come upon woonack [124/1014] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:30:51 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[01/11/13 13:10:25] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:22:32 towards level 64.
[01/12/13 13:04:14] woonack, brimstone, and blind [1805/2581] have team battled raela, Charris, and yano [1530/1797] and won! 2 days, 03:06:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/13 19:03:35] Ciphohs5, jmaugue, and woonack [1119/1946] have team battled paysties, keeper_c, and Ttech [2325/2849] and lost! 0 days, 13:24:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/13 23:30:37] MetaNova [39/268] has challenged woonack [209/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/14/13 06:32:53] Raccoon [21/104] has challenged woonack [702/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to Raccoon's clock.
[01/14/13 11:30:19] woonack [154/1014] has come upon pekster [395/436] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:40:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/17/13 13:11:02] woonack [584/1014] has challenged davie [287/467] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:02:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/19/13 04:48:39] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:02:53 from level 64.
[01/19/13 12:14:59] raulp [40/218] has challenged woonack [26/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from raulp's clock.
[01/20/13 06:27:46] dwfreed [243/742] has challenged woonack [83/1014] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:12:08 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[01/21/13 14:18:25] jbest [404/445] has come upon woonack [49/1014] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:31:00 is removed from jbest's clock.
[01/22/13 02:24:16] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:53 towards level 64.
[01/22/13 10:52:05] woonack, Zeman4323, and johnthebear [186/1939] have team battled Cameron_D, kenyon, and raela [1356/2398] and lost! 1 day, 09:34:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/13 22:32:05] woonack set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:05:28 from level 64.
[01/23/13 03:35:54] sid-1 [441/458] has challenged woonack [136/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:03:56 is removed from sid-1's clock.
[01/23/13 06:17:57] neuro, LikeLakers2, and Gizmokid2005 [369/1740] have team battled gweedo767, Reaper, and woonack [861/2105] and lost! 1 day, 01:07:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/13 08:59:06] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:25:41 from level 64.
[01/24/13 10:38:28] Sheudecai [96/387] has come upon woonack [318/1014] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:22:58 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[01/25/13 03:58:31] neurospex [9/474] has challenged woonack [61/1014] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:49:02 is added to neurospex's clock.
[01/25/13 14:17:29] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:41 towards level 64.
[01/25/13 15:10:41] yang [238/336] has challenged woonack [232/1014] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from yang's clock.
[01/26/13 04:39:06] davidfg4 [105/158] has challenged woonack [226/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:31:42 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[01/27/13 03:36:30] NN2k [406/417] has come upon woonack [16/1014] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:39 is removed from NN2k's clock.
[01/28/13 11:06:51] neuro, woonack, and Reaper [625/2707] have team battled amazing, Furry, and naori [1006/1773] and lost! 1 day, 18:22:39 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/13 12:26:58] LikeLakers2, Cenhinen, and keeper_c [1641/2463] have team battled pwned, pekster, and woonack [1598/2298] and won! 0 days, 07:24:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/13 14:59:35] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:29 towards level 64.
[01/31/13 05:14:38] woonack stole Furry's level 39 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! woonack leaves his old level 28 pair of gloves behind, which Furry then takes.
[01/31/13 08:38:59] ChiefRA, ElectRo, and zero_one [1118/2204] have team battled woonack, Xavierdarkness, and Gizmokid2005 [303/2094] and won! 0 days, 18:21:29 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/13 16:40:29] woonack [475/1014] has challenged bigjay [0/691] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:07:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/31/13 18:29:31] davidfg4 [45/225] has challenged woonack [611/1014] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[01/31/13 18:41:01] woonack [957/1014] has challenged ccx [365/507] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:18:23 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/01/13 12:38:19] Killerkid, woonack, and Str1ngS [305/2332] have team battled idleOne, MetaNova, and adamus1red [414/1784] and lost! 0 days, 06:24:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/13 12:56:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 4 days, 21:23:58 toward level 64.
[02/03/13 13:55:18] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:54 towards level 64.
[02/04/13 23:02:30] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:16 from level 64.
[02/05/13 19:31:17] woonack fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/13 22:13:29] woonack [540/1004] has challenged tmberg [337/573] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/05/13 23:05:23] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:50 towards level 64.
[02/06/13 08:57:49] yond [692/748] has come upon woonack [35/1004] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:01 is removed from yond's clock.
[02/06/13 22:44:43] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:10 from level 64.
[02/07/13 11:50:30] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:22 towards level 64.
[02/11/13 07:12:07] woonack [327/1004] has come upon Tenorman [408/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:29:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/11/13 19:48:12] woonack [274/1004] has challenged davidfg4 [144/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/11/13 20:48:27] code_slinger [603/644] has come upon woonack [842/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:28 is added to code_slinger's clock.
[02/12/13 07:16:37] [dmp] [92/684] has come upon woonack [542/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:34 is added to [dmp]'s clock.
[02/12/13 08:17:58] grooverider [266/404] has challenged woonack [387/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to grooverider's clock.
[02/12/13 14:52:48] woonack [908/1227] has challenged ChiefRA [268/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:41:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/12/13 16:38:53] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:48 towards level 64.
[02/12/13 20:54:11] AbrahamLinksys [277/322] has challenged woonack [578/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[02/13/13 05:48:20] woonack [442/1227] has come upon Lenny [757/982] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/13/13 19:57:36] Tenorman [140/662] has come upon woonack [937/1227] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:32:40 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[02/15/13 04:07:53] woonack [535/1227] has challenged AngryParsley [173/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:54:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/15/13 23:14:08] woonack [1181/1227] has challenged KindOne [41/424] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/16/13 02:40:32] woonack [47/1227] has come upon Str1ngS [8/919] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:19:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/16/13 04:13:56] XJR-9 [26/390] has challenged woonack [704/1227] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:34:17 is added to XJR-9's clock.
[02/20/13 15:41:03] woonack [764/1227] has challenged Cameron_D [726/910] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:44:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/22/13 00:45:10] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:26:49 towards level 65.
[02/22/13 07:51:24] woonack [24/1227] has challenged desspugne [25/165] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:11:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/22/13 08:03:46] Cenhinen [221/748] has come upon woonack [117/1227] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:24:17 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[02/22/13 21:31:37] Cenhinen [183/748] has come upon woonack [152/1227] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:14:08 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[02/22/13 22:18:40] woonack and nicko have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/13 00:42:15] woonack, blizgerg, and MetaNova [403/2350] have team battled Tenorman, SeySayux, and tann [1003/1573] and lost! 0 days, 21:03:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/13 11:58:37] woonack [1013/1227] has challenged greycat [604/805] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:48:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/24/13 08:59:38] Maple-Chestnut [31/192] has challenged woonack [358/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Maple-Chestnut's clock.
[02/24/13 09:04:00] woonack [1151/1227] has challenged Nayru [140/342] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:45:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/24/13 19:33:38] woonack [1175/1227] has come upon m0shbear [112/620] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:44:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/25/13 06:16:19] woonack and Nayru have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/13 13:54:42] woonack [1114/1227] has come upon oldmankdude [358/710] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:46:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/25/13 18:04:16] woonack and amazing have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/25/13 22:41:52] woonack and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/13 11:17:01] woonack [1105/1227] has challenged jirwin [56/235] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:50 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/27/13 09:17:42] Raccoon [208/338] has come upon woonack [779/1227] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:24 is added to Raccoon's clock.
[02/27/13 13:23:53] woonack [693/1227] has challenged Sparticus [479/543] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:11:32 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/27/13 13:23:53] woonack has dealt Sparticus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:05:13 is added to Sparticus's clock.
[02/27/13 19:19:42] we6jbo [197/273] has come upon woonack [1090/1227] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:12 is added to we6jbo's clock.
[02/27/13 19:25:52] Ephod and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/13 04:27:56] Pici [154/815] has challenged woonack [654/1227] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:43:50 is added to Pici's clock.
[03/01/13 06:21:59] Nofew, AngryParsley, and Darky [133/1202] have team battled marc-etienne, woonack, and amasawa [1853/1980] and lost! 0 days, 09:15:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/13 20:12:53] SirRofer [5/13] has challenged woonack [1173/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to SirRofer's clock.
[03/02/13 03:01:05] RLabs [21/22] has challenged woonack [1168/1227] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to RLabs's clock.
[03/02/13 03:57:10] Sheudecai and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/13 13:06:44] pekster and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/13 10:00:28] woonack [1187/1227] has come upon davidfg4 [255/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/03/13 21:11:05] woonack was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:39 from level 65.
[03/04/13 09:00:48] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:44 towards level 65.
[03/04/13 15:28:38] Smoovious stole woonack's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Smoovious leaves his old level 281 pair of boots behind, which woonack then takes.
[03/04/13 18:36:57] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:37 towards level 65.
[03/04/13 21:57:12] Cameron_D [692/910] has challenged woonack [325/1217] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:34 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/05/13 03:58:47] ccx [47/440] has challenged woonack [592/1217] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:36:53 is added to ccx's clock.
[03/06/13 09:20:38] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:36 towards level 65.
[03/06/13 23:42:58] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:29 towards level 65.
[03/07/13 06:00:29] woonack [430/1217] has challenged jirwin [272/350] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:21:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/07/13 22:11:50] TheWing, vegadark, and woonack [2186/2553] have team battled illuminata, Satoshi, and [dmp] [930/1783] and won! 4 days, 13:06:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/13 19:25:57] woonack [496/1217] has come upon sniegol [443/554] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:04:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/16/13 13:12:35] MetaNova [522/573] has challenged woonack [59/1217] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:24:25 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/17/13 22:11:00] woonack [854/1217] has challenged ccx [73/440] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:26:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/18/13 00:21:03] Str1ngS and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/13 02:44:14] woonack and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/13 09:28:43] woonack [687/1217] has come upon nosklo [42/493] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:51:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/18/13 19:19:48] davidfg4 [209/488] has come upon woonack [333/1217] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:14:27 is added to davidfg4's clock.
[03/19/13 21:15:20] woonack [819/1217] has come upon zbart [106/513] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:58:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/20/13 19:42:50] woonack [183/1217] has come upon masklin [112/529] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:22:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/21/13 00:27:33] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:14:57 from level 66.
[03/21/13 08:46:49] GaveUp [201/520] has challenged woonack [427/1217] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to GaveUp's clock.
[03/22/13 22:47:42] xmessenger [129/299] has challenged woonack [658/1217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:53 is added to xmessenger's clock.
[03/23/13 00:14:48] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:17 towards level 66.
[03/23/13 17:31:59] woonack and Bpendragon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/13 13:41:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 12:56:28 toward level 66.
[03/25/13 17:27:26] Jeran, blizgerg, and m0shbear [532/1587] have team battled noother, woonack, and NN2k [1669/2368] and lost! 0 days, 02:08:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/13 08:28:54] BlastHardcheese [147/545] has come upon woonack [1125/1217] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:41:50 is added to BlastHardcheese's clock.
[03/27/13 10:08:10] cirdan [674/1026] has challenged woonack [342/1217] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:45:33 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[03/27/13 21:52:27] dugiebones [184/226] has challenged woonack [500/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to dugiebones's clock.
[03/28/13 02:10:52] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:11 towards level 66.
[03/28/13 02:23:10] SirRofer, DeLorean, and ChiefRA [183/1666] have team battled woonack, MetaNova, and Wolf [1428/2614] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/13 09:13:53] woonack [532/1221] has challenged Smoovious [24/728] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:36:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/28/13 15:46:52] filinep [58/104] has come upon woonack [1010/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to filinep's clock.
[03/29/13 14:34:34] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:33 from level 66.
[03/30/13 00:42:30] Jinivus [191/244] has challenged woonack [875/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Jinivus's clock.
[03/30/13 11:26:27] Str1ngS [139/918] has challenged woonack [443/1221] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:23:00 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[03/30/13 16:58:57] cirdan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/13 01:59:17] woonack [1117/1221] has come upon kgb [44/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:34:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/01/13 04:01:52] cmrn, sasaniak, and illuminata [2/1584] have team battled Sir_Lemming, woonack, and AbrahamLinksys [1109/1932] and lost! 0 days, 19:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/13 18:54:40] sniegol [291/554] has come upon woonack [1108/1221] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:48:51 is added to sniegol's clock.
[04/01/13 20:41:15] woonack [430/1221] has challenged idleOne [627/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:33:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/02/13 06:43:50] woonack [614/1221] has challenged Sparticus [240/847] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:17:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/02/13 23:33:43] marc-etienne [131/381] has challenged woonack [83/1221] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:45:49 is removed from marc-etienne's clock.
[04/03/13 22:53:53] woonack [381/1221] has challenged vegadark [639/812] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:04:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/13 00:53:18] XJR-9, avocado, woonack, and Raccoon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/05/13 12:20:19] DemosDemon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/13 20:06:49] woonack [994/1221] has come upon PriceChild [704/935] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:53:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/07/13 15:32:59] argus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/13 18:48:03] woonack [348/1221] has come upon PriceChild [774/935] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/10/13 03:17:34] seisgatos [156/227] has come upon woonack [1170/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:45 is added to seisgatos's clock.
[04/10/13 05:08:49] m0shbear [538/663] has come upon woonack [427/1221] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:11:35 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[04/11/13 04:14:28] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:16 towards level 66.
[04/11/13 09:36:29] wakeupscreaming [752/1048] has challenged woonack [1157/1221] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to wakeupscreaming's clock.
[04/11/13 21:11:46] woonack found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:20 towards level 66.
[04/12/13 07:29:48] digitaldonk [57/656] has come upon woonack [1198/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:20 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[04/12/13 07:37:13] digitaldonk [68/656] has come upon woonack [696/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:28 is added to digitaldonk's clock.
[04/12/13 16:17:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 09:47:04 from level 66.
[04/13/13 04:24:24] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:01 towards level 66.
[04/14/13 00:15:40] Oldiesmann [160/491] has come upon woonack [760/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:19 is added to Oldiesmann's clock.
[04/14/13 03:29:59] Sheudecai and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/13 13:03:34] woonack [991/1221] has challenged Birdbones [215/567] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:34:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/14/13 16:40:23] Cameron_D, woonack, and Smoovious [2704/2873] have team battled sjefen6, Hans.Wurst, and robot [93/1301] and won! 1 day, 01:03:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/13 20:22:44] maybeHere, greycat, and noother [964/1801] have team battled woonack, code_slinger, and Valkor [1478/3110] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/13 05:59:01] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:51 towards level 66.
[04/20/13 06:00:35] woonack [1100/1221] has come upon Charris [79/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/20/13 10:34:32] woonack and heqs have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/13 14:17:26] bebna [251/353] has challenged woonack [962/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to bebna's clock.
[04/20/13 15:14:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 00:27:08 toward level 66.
[04/20/13 16:50:37] woonack [263/1221] has challenged Reaper [670/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/21/13 04:16:06] DemosDemon, ryushe, and Kabaka [1314/1819] have team battled jawshoeah, woonack, and PriceChild [1970/2374] and lost! 2 days, 04:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/13 10:01:01] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:20 towards level 67.
[04/23/13 12:48:28] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:02:05 towards level 67.
[04/24/13 01:08:09] argus [469/567] has challenged woonack [1125/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:38:02 is added to argus's clock.
[04/24/13 07:10:27] woonack [1061/1221] has come upon sartan [159/339] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:31:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/24/13 07:41:32] Cube, charitwo, and mamarley [525/1447] have team battled ryushe, woonack, and Darky [1254/2113] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/13 08:09:09] woonack and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/13 11:10:50] woonack [393/1221] has challenged masklin [54/552] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:17:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/26/13 01:49:20] Weedle [329/398] has come upon woonack [971/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:12:26 is added to Weedle's clock.
[04/26/13 05:29:27] Cameron_D [717/924] has come upon woonack [1011/1221] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:09:57 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[04/26/13 18:26:21] Str1ngS [819/930] has challenged woonack [516/1221] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:02 is removed from Str1ngS's clock.
[04/28/13 03:36:03] woonack [384/1221] has challenged argus [29/567] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:18:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/28/13 11:00:57] neuro, Tenorman, and woonack [510/2858] have team battled AbrahamLinksys, Jewbaca, and amasawa [374/1440] and won! 0 days, 05:30:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/13 12:00:15] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:48 towards level 67.
[04/28/13 12:38:21] woonack [587/1221] has challenged Wolf [706/824] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:29:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/28/13 19:58:10] Satoshi [521/787] has challenged woonack [485/1221] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[04/29/13 16:46:59] spiffytech, jmaugue, and woonack [182/2286] have team battled TauPan, ElectRo, and Ephod [649/2142] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/13 17:18:01] Glynix [78/306] has challenged woonack [368/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Glynix's clock.
[04/30/13 05:50:19] Pici [455/1043] has challenged woonack [607/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:30:28 is added to Pici's clock.
[04/30/13 06:47:32] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:17 towards level 67.
[04/30/13 08:51:09] Nofew [26/441] has challenged woonack [392/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:59:45 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/30/13 23:56:07] SpamMage [279/721] has challenged woonack [691/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:55 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[05/01/13 08:58:53] Satoshi [503/787] has challenged woonack [520/1221] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:35:16 is added to Satoshi's clock.
[05/01/13 13:43:01] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:16 towards level 67.
[05/03/13 05:10:16] woonack [737/1221] has come upon Preaux [80/629] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:19:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/03/13 23:51:58] Cube [310/377] has come upon woonack [1111/1221] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:23 is added to Cube's clock.
[05/04/13 23:27:14] Majak, talso, and Grim [1439/1793] have team battled nosklo, bigjay, and woonack [2220/2427] and lost! 1 day, 16:36:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/06/13 10:43:13] woonack [651/1221] has challenged we6jbo [100/320] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:15:40 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/07/13 13:36:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 11 days, 22:00:38 toward level 67.
[05/10/13 07:26:29] woonack [258/1230] has challenged RedW [160/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:53:56 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/10/13 07:54:57] Jewbaca, Glynix, and Loreley [728/1312] have team battled Killerkid, woonack, and bigjay [1853/2532] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:54 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/13 09:26:59] woonack [838/1230] has challenged Ttech [742/1162] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:06:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/12/13 09:23:17] ccx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/13 00:47:21] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:26 towards level 67.
[05/13/13 07:34:52] AngryParsley [133/518] has challenged woonack [464/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:11:43 is added to AngryParsley's clock.
[05/13/13 17:32:13] joshz [167/532] has come upon woonack [636/1230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:01:01 is added to joshz's clock.
[05/14/13 08:21:11] woonack, [dmp], spiffytech, and HackUCF have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/13 08:22:35] woonack [329/1230] has challenged Nofew [417/443] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/14/13 17:34:21] mindlesstux [223/225] has come upon woonack [505/1230] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:40 is added to mindlesstux's clock.
[05/14/13 23:48:21] woonack [493/1230] has come upon keeper_c [358/1293] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:51 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/15/13 16:29:36] keeper_c [113/1293] has challenged woonack [830/1230] in combat and lost! 6 days, 22:23:04 is added to keeper_c's clock.
[05/24/13 14:43:07] DemosDemon [41/609] has challenged woonack [814/1230] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:39:55 is added to DemosDemon's clock.
[05/24/13 15:33:23] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:15 towards level 67.
[05/26/13 01:50:21] DemosDemon [236/609] has challenged woonack [168/1230] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:08:39 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[05/26/13 02:28:07] woonack found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:31 towards level 67.
[05/26/13 18:50:42] Spazturtle [114/360] has come upon woonack [9/1230] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:40 is removed from Spazturtle's clock.
[05/27/13 13:57:54] sigv [158/249] has challenged woonack [618/1230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to sigv's clock.
[05/27/13 21:20:14] Wolf [378/824] has come upon woonack [670/1241] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:40:06 is added to Wolf's clock.
[05/28/13 05:01:09] felipe stole woonack's level 42 set of leggings while they were sleeping! felipe leaves his old level 23 set of leggings behind, which woonack then takes.
[05/28/13 19:03:20] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:26 from level 67.
[05/29/13 14:24:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 3 days, 13:10:40 toward level 67.
[05/29/13 16:08:59] kgb [249/612] has come upon woonack [392/1221] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:07:07 is added to kgb's clock.
[05/29/13 22:10:23] ryushe [293/518] has challenged woonack [597/1221] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:25:42 is added to ryushe's clock.
[05/30/13 22:04:26] talso, naori, and Loreley [1173/1722] have team battled JoseeAntonioR, XenGi, and woonack [1347/1868] and lost! 0 days, 21:29:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/13 04:33:30] woonack, ahmiq, and MetaNova [302/2168] have team battled brendan, Ziggilus, and io [701/1110] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/13 04:24:46] woonack [50/1221] has challenged sjefen6 [91/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:52:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/01/13 09:51:11] preflex, KennosiS, and DemosDemon [834/1484] have team battled woonack, pekster, and iViLe [1021/2234] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:16 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/13 17:27:37] Cenhinen [716/748] has challenged woonack [640/1221] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:18:35 is removed from Cenhinen's clock.
[06/01/13 20:28:17] woonack [64/1221] has challenged sigv [87/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:34:19 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/03/13 03:34:55] woonack [607/1221] has come upon Scar3cr0w [175/307] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:46:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/03/13 10:04:38] woonack and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/13 02:04:02] Unsub [167/513] has challenged woonack [737/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to Unsub's clock.
[06/04/13 08:42:17] woonack [676/1221] has challenged kenyon [805/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:16:34 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/05/13 04:47:33] woonack [334/1221] has challenged WorkingTaco [294/318] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:00:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/05/13 04:52:07] RainbowDashh [240/256] has challenged woonack [1011/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to RainbowDashh's clock.
[06/05/13 10:49:10] woonack [303/1221] has challenged Mateusz [259/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:31:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/05/13 23:52:16] woonack [1146/1221] has challenged DemosDemon [201/588] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:42:50 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/07/13 00:25:06] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:31:01 from level 67.
[06/07/13 16:07:51] Vostok [344/546] has come upon woonack [360/1221] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:13:51 is added to Vostok's clock.
[06/07/13 22:01:56] sjefen6 [467/493] has challenged woonack [676/1221] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:36:39 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[06/07/13 23:00:14] woonack [881/1221] has come upon Grim [398/909] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:47:25 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/08/13 07:07:47] woonack and Hakase have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/13 23:43:42] woonack [898/1221] has challenged irix [104/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:25:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/11/13 00:00:45] Ladon [36/39] has challenged woonack [235/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to Ladon's clock.
[06/11/13 01:31:43] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:14 towards level 67.
[06/11/13 17:47:27] dwfreed [938/1070] has challenged woonack [831/1221] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:09:09 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[06/12/13 05:07:12] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:44 towards level 67.
[06/13/13 18:57:35] sasaniak, woonack, and mamarley [1246/2514] have team battled TauPan, Hans.Wurst, and argus [443/1272] and won! 0 days, 04:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 00:29:30] DemosDemon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/13 09:07:53] Nofew [55/434] has come upon woonack [646/1221] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:32:39 is added to Nofew's clock.
[06/17/13 01:57:22] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:29 from level 67.
[06/17/13 04:07:20] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:00 from level 67.
[06/17/13 14:21:26] LordFella, masklin, and TauPan [278/1572] have team battled SpamMage, DeLorean, and woonack [327/2626] and lost! 1 day, 15:35:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/13 14:39:31] JKL1234- [23/258] has challenged woonack [184/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to JKL1234-'s clock.
[06/17/13 19:47:54] forks [2/4] has challenged woonack [1026/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to forks's clock.
[06/18/13 01:22:55] grooverider [43/594] has challenged woonack [146/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:32 is added to grooverider's clock.
[06/18/13 22:27:28] Unsub [87/517] has challenged woonack [72/1221] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:30:30 is removed from Unsub's clock.
[06/19/13 01:53:25] mthw [248/409] has challenged woonack [1155/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to mthw's clock.
[06/19/13 02:21:57] Hydrogenum, brendan, and Killerkid [387/1937] have team battled masklin, woonack, and blizgerg [701/2601] and lost! 1 day, 05:25:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/13 04:24:57] gipyelrah, zbart, woonack, and dwfreed have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/13 20:36:24] woonack [567/1221] has come upon swhitt [527/634] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:45:31 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/24/13 12:30:33] [dmp], woonack, and Coveiro [424/2219] have team battled Sparticus, maybeHere, and gry [884/1393] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/13 15:38:05] woonack and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/13 01:37:02] woonack and Valkor have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/13 07:25:01] BlueShark [52/263] has challenged woonack [373/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:36 is added to BlueShark's clock.
[07/02/13 12:00:13] slack [301/328] has challenged woonack [586/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:50:43 is added to slack's clock.
[07/04/13 02:45:40] woonack, redstrike, and Lenny [1282/2556] have team battled D4CH_RPi, Satoshi, and neurospex [187/2083] and won! 0 days, 04:40:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/13 04:43:45] pants [281/304] has challenged woonack [325/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to pants's clock.
[07/04/13 11:44:58] SimonTam [152/428] has challenged woonack [603/1221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:18 is added to SimonTam's clock.
[07/04/13 12:57:26] woonack [1119/1221] has come upon Smoovious [713/781] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:22:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/14/13 05:38:24] allo [687/818] has come upon woonack [298/1228] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:21:19 is removed from allo's clock.
[07/15/13 01:53:02] irix and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/13 02:57:19] woonack and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/13 08:46:54] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:31 towards level 67.
[07/16/13 21:27:26] woonack [705/1228] has come upon dxrt [91/822] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:25:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/17/13 00:51:44] dxrt [194/822] has challenged woonack [966/1228] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:14:14 is added to dxrt's clock.
[07/18/13 20:16:42] ahmiq [1/487] has challenged woonack [517/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:37:26 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[07/19/13 05:03:56] woonack [160/1228] has come upon ThinkRob [166/371] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/21/13 00:13:14] elf [283/524] has challenged woonack [150/1228] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:47:32 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/21/13 12:15:42] Sheudecai and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/13 23:18:36] woonack [544/1228] has challenged sjefen6 [300/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:55:29 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/22/13 06:33:33] Deny [173/205] has challenged woonack [866/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:47 is added to Deny's clock.
[07/23/13 01:21:58] pekster, vegadark, and woonack [1619/2648] have team battled Weedle, Sheudecai, and DemosDemon [1110/1500] and won! 0 days, 17:41:27 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/13 06:12:55] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:43 towards level 67.
[07/24/13 20:53:50] charitwo, Fluttershy, and woonack [1442/2209] have team battled pwned, ChiefRA, and neurospex [2106/2326] and lost! 0 days, 13:22:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/13 03:25:57] woonack, ryushe, and Neal [1263/2359] have team battled Sparticus, Majak, and sartan [1493/1875] and lost! 0 days, 14:44:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/13 12:39:02] ccx, woonack, and TauPan [918/1949] have team battled m0shbear, sasaniak, and dwfreed [1679/2489] and lost! 0 days, 15:50:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/13 20:29:11] woonack [1202/1228] has come upon Jeran [106/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:35:25 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/26/13 10:19:28] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:02 towards level 67.
[07/26/13 13:43:42] woonack [88/1228] has challenged Nothing4You [125/268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:52:03 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/26/13 14:24:56] Hydrogenum, RagingToner, and BlastHardcheese [420/1875] have team battled tiwake, woonack, and lion [415/2307] and won! 0 days, 04:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/13 01:13:56] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/13 00:30:52] ChiefRA and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/13 17:44:13] woonack [923/1228] has challenged kenyon [1007/1026] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/31/13 15:11:26] woonack [866/1228] has challenged ChiefRA [453/540] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:06:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/31/13 20:56:08] Eren97 [157/245] has challenged woonack [657/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Eren97's clock.
[08/02/13 01:04:41] jmaugue and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/13 04:20:07] SpamMage [663/734] has challenged woonack [1223/1228] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:25:54 is added to SpamMage's clock.
[08/03/13 13:58:24] woonack [418/1228] has come upon naori [418/875] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:05:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/03/13 14:18:48] woonack [1161/1228] has come upon SpamMage [239/734] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:40:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/03/13 18:17:48] naori and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/13 21:14:22] sjefen6 [261/499] has come upon woonack [138/1228] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:34:05 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[08/06/13 04:38:06] dwfreed, Lenny, and woonack [1512/3074] have team battled Sheudecai, Boohbah, and irix [1094/1219] and won! 3 days, 19:48:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/13 05:55:13] Munchington and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/13 18:59:11] TheMadHatter, jose, and Tsunami [809/1287] have team battled maybeHere, woonack, and kenyon [2164/2693] and lost! 0 days, 03:23:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/13 23:23:27] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:54 towards level 68.
[08/09/13 08:08:59] woonack [1197/1228] has come upon Unsub [297/564] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:42:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/09/13 18:02:17] mthw [309/419] has challenged woonack [1022/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:36:48 is added to mthw's clock.
[08/09/13 19:12:09] naori [508/875] has come upon woonack [424/1228] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:12:35 is removed from naori's clock.
[08/11/13 01:59:33] woonack [546/1228] has come upon Sparticus [761/894] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:40:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/11/13 06:10:29] Hydrogenum [512/981] has challenged woonack [393/1228] in combat and won! 17 days, 12:51:20 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/12/13 11:45:00] brimstone, pekster, and jose [692/1211] have team battled woonack, maybeHere, and pwned [396/2564] and won! 0 days, 04:13:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/13 21:19:29] preflex [289/453] has challenged woonack [934/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:14:50 is added to preflex's clock.
[08/13/13 13:23:08] sartan [422/806] has challenged woonack [119/1228] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:20:29 is removed from sartan's clock.
[08/14/13 07:09:43] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:12 towards level 68.
[08/15/13 03:45:53] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:37:05 towards level 68.
[08/16/13 06:21:04] woonack [546/1228] has come upon Skidel [208/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:56:47 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/16/13 17:12:09] kitsune [250/345] has come upon woonack [701/1228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:18:02 is added to kitsune's clock.
[08/17/13 10:06:58] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:02 towards level 68.
[08/17/13 10:36:47] filinep [209/521] has come upon woonack [927/1228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:46:50 is added to filinep's clock.
[08/17/13 10:44:43] Jareeta [407/1026] has challenged woonack [446/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:30 is added to Jareeta's clock.
[08/19/13 08:55:04] woonack [869/1228] has challenged vegadark [607/918] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:42 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/20/13 05:08:14] pants, naori, and filinep [89/1720] have team battled woonack, Bladerunner, and Wayneoween [1837/1939] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 16:02:26] mthw [294/423] has challenged woonack [1003/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:21:48 is added to mthw's clock.
[08/20/13 17:25:32] iViLe, cirdan, and joshz [1539/2146] have team battled AngryParsley, pants, and woonack [1916/2132] and lost! 0 days, 21:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/13 23:04:00] woonack [63/1228] has challenged J-E-L-L-O [201/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:16 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/21/13 02:16:42] J-E-L-L-O [216/321] has come upon woonack [1199/1228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:43 is added to J-E-L-L-O's clock.
[08/21/13 04:03:27] woonack [1148/1228] has come upon Sir_Lemming [270/323] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:11:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/22/13 08:51:47] Simie, Spazturtle, Pici, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/13 02:59:21] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:52 towards level 68.
[08/23/13 08:37:01] Spazturtle, Grim, and kitsune [1286/1732] have team battled woonack, Hydrogenum, and Zammo [2061/2494] and lost! 0 days, 03:32:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/13 09:16:35] gipyelrah, Hydrogenum, Kevin, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/13 11:00:04] cirdan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/13 13:16:45] irix, Chenzw, and Wolf [1584/1903] have team battled mthw, woonack, and filinep [678/2172] and won! 0 days, 01:33:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/13 14:11:34] woonack and jose have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/13 16:39:25] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:31 towards level 68.
[08/25/13 20:31:17] sp1ga [226/485] has challenged woonack [1200/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:45 is added to sp1ga's clock.
[08/26/13 00:35:33] neurospex, neuro, and Fluttershy [1881/2302] have team battled vegadark, woonack, and rmbell.the.great [1592/2818] and won! 0 days, 16:31:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/13 07:41:13] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:34 from level 68.
[08/26/13 20:01:23] woonack, valentino, and Scar3cr0w [1097/1817] have team battled Darky, brimstone, and Cameron_D [1559/1911] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/13 20:04:14] tatonka [234/320] has challenged woonack [1007/1228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to tatonka's clock.
[08/27/13 05:38:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 2 days, 16:08:22 toward level 68.
[08/27/13 11:44:29] Preaux, AbrahamLinksys, woonack, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/27/13 12:39:37] woonack [842/1228] has come upon Fogel [160/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/27/13 22:48:33] woonack [1108/1228] has challenged RedW [260/524] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/27/13 23:43:16] Babar [690/863] has challenged woonack [101/1228] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:01:32 is removed from Babar's clock.
[08/28/13 10:51:58] Disori and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.

[08/29/13 00:45:08] rmbell.the.great [615/672] has come upon woonack [278/1228] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:45:42 is removed from rmbell.the.great's clock.
[08/30/13 01:00:52] vim [13/21] has challenged woonack [321/1240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to vim's clock.
[08/30/13 08:54:07] LordFella [505/726] has come upon woonack [387/1240] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:55:15 is removed from LordFella's clock.
[08/30/13 16:16:25] woonack [573/1240] has come upon idisjunction [35/542] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:52:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/31/13 01:41:20] manulite [138/223] has come upon woonack [156/1240] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:49 is added to manulite's clock.
[08/31/13 08:56:42] woonack and ruan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/13 23:04:52] woonack, Preaux, and grooverider [1313/2793] have team battled Tenorman, Babar, and charitwo [381/2096] and won! 1 day, 06:41:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/13 13:39:36] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:05:31 from level 69.
[09/01/13 15:09:39] woonack [803/1240] has challenged Vostok [97/558] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:42:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/01/13 21:26:49] EugeneKay [183/423] has challenged woonack [316/1240] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to EugeneKay's clock.
[09/02/13 15:15:16] woonack [355/1240] has challenged nikoJ [355/606] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:29:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/03/13 01:58:16] pehden, dwfreed, and Fogel [862/1842] have team battled UndyingShadow, woonack, and jose [308/2184] and won! 0 days, 02:49:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/13 02:12:10] dwfreed and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/13 22:44:24] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:09:47 towards level 69.
[09/04/13 04:41:52] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:04:51 towards level 69.
[09/04/13 06:27:31] woonack, filinep, and pwned [1901/2639] have team battled ChiefRA, Hewn, and neuro [1148/1895] and won! 1 day, 19:08:30 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/13 23:52:05] Darky, TauPan, and woonack [834/2052] have team battled Satoshi, gipyelrah, and cirdan [931/2685] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/13 11:33:17] Ziggilus, woonack, and yond [796/2821] have team battled archlich, Skidel, and SCSi [944/1432] and lost! 0 days, 08:03:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/13 15:51:08] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/13 08:31:59] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:17:58 towards level 69.
[09/08/13 12:33:13] Plasmastar, cirdan, and pwned [971/2600] have team battled gladier, Furry, and woonack [847/2228] and won! 0 days, 13:44:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/13 05:39:36] preflex, mnemon, and jmaugue [711/1464] have team battled woonack, Cenhinen, and joshz [555/2613] and won! 0 days, 01:09:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/13 21:57:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 12 days, 15:25:48 toward level 69.
[09/10/13 06:53:56] dav1d [298/507] has challenged woonack [23/1240] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from dav1d's clock.
[09/10/13 10:01:44] yano [425/850] has challenged woonack [1173/1240] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:54:47 is added to yano's clock.
[09/11/13 00:02:40] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:27 towards level 69.
[09/11/13 02:06:57] Str1ngS [360/691] has come upon woonack [953/1240] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:42:41 is added to Str1ngS's clock.
[09/11/13 06:20:01] Pici and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/13 14:50:44] woonack [676/1240] has come upon brimstone [301/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:38:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/12/13 00:27:17] dwfreed and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/13 02:43:04] fonzie [426/772] has challenged woonack [1232/1247] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:03:37 is added to fonzie's clock.
[09/12/13 15:08:09] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:27 towards level 69.
[09/13/13 06:55:08] ccx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/13 18:20:45] Cameron_D [927/981] has challenged woonack [844/1247] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:02:08 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[09/13/13 18:20:45] Cameron_D has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:10:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/14/13 14:40:59] woonack [861/1247] has challenged SpamMage [447/705] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:39:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/14/13 22:27:09] pwned [455/897] has challenged woonack [1018/1247] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:15:52 is added to pwned's clock.
[09/15/13 00:27:35] woonack [1043/1247] has challenged iViLe [170/512] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:19:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/15/13 05:28:44] woonack [95/1247] has challenged SeySayux [185/424] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:54:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/15/13 22:45:48] Furry and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/13 15:07:24] Valkor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/13 22:10:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 20:51:28 from level 70.
[10/04/13 09:09:36] hawk [370/802] has challenged woonack [11/1247] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:14:50 is removed from hawk's clock.
[10/04/13 09:13:06] woonack, XJR-9, and Sheudecai [810/2238] have team battled Reaper, Cameron_D, and Birdbones [2063/2482] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/13 15:13:00] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/13 03:08:50] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:46:27 towards level 70.
[10/06/13 14:38:22] Light, woonack, and bairyn [167/2161] have team battled gylgamesh, Bender, and pants [170/982] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/13 05:54:57] woonack [79/1238] has come upon Iuz [796/913] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:20:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/07/13 08:50:17] woonack [932/1238] has come upon Reaper [756/900] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:10:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/07/13 10:48:16] woonack [80/1238] has come upon Zammo [255/382] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:00:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/07/13 15:33:33] nitzer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/13 15:14:26] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:31:23 towards level 70.
[10/09/13 03:23:03] zbart, sondove, and Mateusz [567/1501] have team battled woonack, filinep, and D4CH_RPi [129/2311] and won! 0 days, 12:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/13 16:20:43] Enub, archlich, and Darky [763/1374] have team battled woonack, Ephod, and filinep [1313/3027] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/13 22:34:20] tmberg, woonack, and Mateusz [1211/2450] have team battled h00k, Zett, and RedW [1053/2132] and won! 0 days, 08:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/13 22:38:51] woonack [356/1238] has come upon preflex [100/444] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:42:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/12/13 05:26:18] woonack died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:25:52 from level 70.
[10/12/13 16:56:04] XJR-9, Str1ngS, Neal, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/13 04:49:36] woonack, [KaPlung], and Beavis [1465/2371] have team battled Jareeta, Zett, and XJR-9 [1009/2150] and won! 0 days, 00:01:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/13 08:58:35] Furry [122/506] has challenged woonack [1187/1238] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:38:26 is added to Furry's clock.
[10/13/13 12:43:34] JoacoIB [10/12] has challenged woonack [924/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to JoacoIB's clock.
[10/13/13 17:53:21] woonack [1220/1238] has come upon Ephod [588/955] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:55:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/14/13 04:52:54] kapitanluffy [91/540] has come upon woonack [339/1238] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:07 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[10/14/13 14:31:53] tenc [56/67] has challenged woonack [690/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:20 is added to tenc's clock.
[10/14/13 16:06:00] ahmiq [655/742] has challenged woonack [656/1238] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:01 is added to ahmiq's clock.
[10/15/13 03:08:34] woonack [1153/1238] has challenged Vostok [326/783] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:29:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/15/13 11:43:36] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/13 19:34:28] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:15:56 towards level 70.
[10/15/13 20:59:04] UndyingShadow, BlastHardcheese, and Beavis [1625/2033] have team battled vegadark, woonack, and archlich [1524/2709] and won! 0 days, 18:49:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/13 05:28:38] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/13 18:44:43] woonack spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! woonack's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/13 12:40:48] woonack [452/1227] has come upon Ephod [194/955] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/18/13 23:03:54] Beavis [77/993] has come upon woonack [596/1227] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:16:04 is added to Beavis's clock.
[10/19/13 22:08:24] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:43:28 towards level 70.
[10/20/13 17:50:57] nitzer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/13 18:52:43] Fogel, brimstone, and neurospex [1725/1978] have team battled woonack, argus, and rasputo [431/2857] and won! 1 day, 16:22:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/13 11:47:35] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/13 14:44:54] Krenz [118/265] has challenged woonack [970/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Krenz's clock.
[10/23/13 20:48:32] woonack, Bender, and Jareeta [2396/2747] have team battled bairyn, Spazturtle, and jmaugue [1467/1550] and won! 0 days, 11:37:34 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/13 15:12:35] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:01 towards level 70.
[10/25/13 17:07:46] TauPan [259/344] has challenged woonack [267/1219] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:53:35 is added to TauPan's clock.
[10/25/13 19:08:52] woonack, Hans.Wurst, and argus [533/2698] have team battled iViLe, kenyon, and RedW [1433/2425] and lost! 1 day, 00:26:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/13 05:35:53] Ascended [89/269] has challenged woonack [8/1219] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from Ascended's clock.
[10/26/13 10:36:56] vectr0n, woonack, and [dmp] [1742/2459] have team battled neuro, mnemon, and argus [387/2353] and won! 0 days, 11:00:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/13 01:01:07] DaJoker29 [10/194] has challenged woonack [403/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to DaJoker29's clock.
[10/28/13 01:20:48] woonack [860/1219] has challenged tmberg [405/576] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:32:42 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/28/13 10:51:37] thomas, Beavis, and woonack [1224/2506] have team battled AndroidVaan, Grim, and BlastHardcheese [590/1813] and won! 0 days, 01:04:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/13 21:05:52] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:30 from level 70.
[10/29/13 22:41:23] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:07 towards level 70.
[10/30/13 05:33:29] Ttech [103/1160] has come upon woonack [1075/1219] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:55:48 is added to Ttech's clock.
[10/30/13 10:58:14] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:16 towards level 70.
[10/30/13 18:36:23] woonack [1009/1219] has challenged Birdbones [436/630] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:50:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/30/13 23:02:12] yano, woonack, and Hydrogenum [680/3088] have team battled aucg, Beavis, and Cameron_D [641/2492] and won! 0 days, 05:54:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/13 05:33:09] Spazturtle [310/567] has challenged woonack [338/1219] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:22:32 is added to Spazturtle's clock.
[10/31/13 17:41:54] Lenny [751/1080] has challenged woonack [418/1219] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:18:45 is removed from Lenny's clock.
[10/31/13 23:43:22] pekster [196/474] has challenged woonack [243/1219] in combat and lost! 2 days, 23:52:02 is added to pekster's clock.
[11/01/13 00:03:12] [dmp], woonack, and kenyon [2943/3098] have team battled Eiam, Weedle, and kork [214/1299] and won! 1 day, 05:14:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/13 01:41:07] argus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/13 16:59:44] woonack [844/1219] has come upon zinya [58/462] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:01:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/02/13 20:13:02] DarkGhost [304/517] has come upon woonack [596/1219] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:46 is added to DarkGhost's clock.
[11/03/13 19:17:50] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:26 towards level 70.
[11/04/13 09:02:32] kenyon [522/1028] has challenged woonack [489/1219] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:25:17 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[11/04/13 10:41:31] woonack [1178/1219] has come upon Plasmastar [166/801] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:23:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/04/13 20:29:58] herosake [12/31] has challenged woonack [1153/1219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to herosake's clock.
[11/05/13 20:22:52] nitzer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/13 02:52:31] AngryParsley [328/666] has come upon woonack [134/1219] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:58:15 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/07/13 08:01:42] [dmp], ahmiq, and TauPan [1595/1976] have team battled woonack, cbeley, and SpamMage [428/1910] and won! 1 day, 06:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/13 08:20:08] Plasmastar [9/810] has challenged woonack [646/962] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:03:53 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[11/07/13 15:41:11] woonack [206/962] has challenged mnemon [96/518] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:12:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/08/13 04:21:43] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:09 towards level 71.
[11/08/13 05:50:57] naori and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/13 02:05:54] gladier [275/438] has come upon woonack [139/962] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:42 is removed from gladier's clock.
[11/10/13 03:24:15] Reaper [802/926] has come upon woonack [319/962] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:43:13 is removed from Reaper's clock.
[11/10/13 19:40:25] woonack [218/962] has challenged naori [326/889] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:32:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/10/13 22:40:47] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:44:18 towards level 71.
[11/11/13 06:43:07] Kinsmir [227/531] has challenged woonack [233/962] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:53:21 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[11/12/13 02:43:02] Ulrich, woonack, and Fluttershy [292/1846] have team battled aucg, archlich, and nikoJ [597/1807] and lost! 0 days, 12:41:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/13 12:50:29] woonack [850/962] has challenged Birdbones [274/635] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:07:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/13/13 03:37:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 23 days, 10:55:16 toward level 71.
[11/13/13 19:58:33] greycat, panda007, and junktext [1017/1588] have team battled sbp, archlich, and woonack [1358/2497] and lost! 0 days, 05:37:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/13 03:18:24] woonack [926/962] has come upon Chenzw [117/550] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:37:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/15/13 03:07:11] woonack [356/962] has come upon Nofew [102/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:19:44 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/15/13 06:19:58] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:51 towards level 71.
[11/16/13 03:22:21] woonack [43/962] has come upon elf [805/810] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/18/13 03:23:34] woonack [11/962] has challenged vegadark [396/914] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:09:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/19/13 07:39:41] Krenz, lipek, and Ttech [411/2288] have team battled gideonstar, iViLe, and woonack [402/1621] and won! 0 days, 13:53:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/13 07:36:49] woonack [139/962] has challenged avocado [551/888] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:26:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/21/13 04:42:08] yasdorian [54/655] has challenged woonack [20/962] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:53 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[11/21/13 10:28:01] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:47 towards level 71.
[11/22/13 16:19:44] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:34:57 towards level 71.
[11/22/13 21:09:14] woonack [673/962] has come upon preflex [207/412] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:07:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/23/13 09:16:59] Darky [277/570] has come upon woonack [139/962] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:10:13 is removed from Darky's clock.
[11/24/13 03:38:53] panda007, woonack, and Cliph [130/1419] have team battled h00k, seisgatos, and Koreth [1615/1816] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/13 20:05:06] ChiefRA and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/13 14:29:16] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:13 towards level 71.
[11/26/13 18:35:37] woonack [703/962] has come upon Sir_Lemming [13/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:25:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/27/13 03:17:21] woonack [507/962] has challenged Hydrogenum [23/963] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:31:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/27/13 15:06:50] woonack and Godisme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/13 18:54:57] woonack [212/962] has come upon Fluttershy [402/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:54:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/28/13 18:23:18] woonack [643/962] has come upon CtrlAltDeletus [38/197] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:47:52 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/28/13 22:23:35] Boohbah [175/452] has come upon woonack [512/962] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:09:41 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[11/30/13 12:55:27] sjefen6 [10/474] has come upon woonack [479/962] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:10:01 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/30/13 15:14:33] Calinou, cbeley, and gipyelrah [1270/1604] have team battled suiside, kensington, and woonack [1061/2684] and won! 0 days, 02:27:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/13 05:49:22] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:52 towards level 71.
[12/02/13 23:00:06] SrijayKasturi [179/183] has challenged woonack [556/962] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to SrijayKasturi's clock.
[12/03/13 15:58:58] woonack [721/962] has come upon Iuz [367/942] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:26:34 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/03/13 21:57:58] woonack [510/962] has challenged Vostok [444/751] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:06:39 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/04/13 16:02:38] woonack [714/962] has challenged sasaniak [475/734] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:51:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/04/13 21:03:55] woonack [919/962] has challenged sjefen6 [336/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:28:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/04/13 22:26:43] Cameron_D [853/941] has come upon woonack [905/962] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:03:07 is added to Cameron_D's clock.
[12/10/13 11:00:21] woonack [160/962] has come upon gideonstar [372/428] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:32 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/10/13 20:41:38] woonack [450/962] has challenged lemuck [280/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:30:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/11/13 19:48:56] Hans.Wurst stole woonack's level 84 shield while they were sleeping! Hans.Wurst leaves his old level 0 shield behind, which woonack then takes.
[12/12/13 15:02:22] aucg [425/590] has challenged woonack [868/870] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to aucg's clock.
[12/13/13 03:55:07] argus [856/942] has challenged woonack [656/870] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:56:53 is removed from argus's clock.
[12/14/13 12:18:50] woonack spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! woonack's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/13 17:58:49] Deny [484/625] has come upon woonack [734/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:37:26 is added to Deny's clock.
[12/16/13 01:27:45] woonack [344/860] has come upon ovf [29/332] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/16/13 07:50:28] woonack sharpened the edge of his weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/13 17:33:04] woonack and Godisme have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/13 23:57:08] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:16 towards level 71.
[12/18/13 04:27:09] woonack [656/889] has come upon Kabaka [594/595] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/18/13 07:07:14] Mateusz stole woonack's level 78 tunic while they were sleeping! Mateusz leaves his old level 45 tunic behind, which woonack then takes.
[12/19/13 01:39:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 20:40:01 toward level 71.
[12/19/13 10:05:41] woonack [531/853] has challenged neuro [206/937] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/21/13 08:40:01] Ulrich [37/387] has come upon woonack [654/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:23:36 is added to Ulrich's clock.
[12/23/13 03:13:25] jbroome [346/720] has come upon woonack [347/853] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:55:33 is added to jbroome's clock.
[12/23/13 17:09:53] skasturi, Str1ngS, and woonack [1846/1902] have team battled SeySayux, allo, and Hans.Wurst [678/2015] and won! 0 days, 00:19:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/13 09:02:25] irix, Maru, woonack, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/13 16:04:24] RedW [615/913] has challenged woonack [313/853] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:30:23 is removed from RedW's clock.
[12/25/13 01:50:11] woonack [677/853] has come upon we6jbo [189/378] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:44:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/25/13 05:07:30] woonack [454/853] has challenged maybeHere [129/472] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:34:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/25/13 11:25:02] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:37:46 towards level 72.
[12/25/13 13:30:39] woonack [563/853] has come upon freeboson [367/655] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:57:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/25/13 13:35:10] woonack [314/853] has come upon Wayneoween [48/612] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:21:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/26/13 04:43:30] woonack [732/853] has come upon idisjunction [459/513] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:00:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/27/13 05:44:13] outofit [17/86] has challenged woonack [306/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to outofit's clock.
[12/28/13 08:19:10] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/13 02:29:18] Pici and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/13 13:27:46] AngryParsley [842/891] has come upon woonack [592/853] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:45:13 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[12/29/13 22:43:19] RedW stole woonack's level 58 charm while they were sleeping! RedW leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which woonack then takes.
[12/30/13 04:36:33] jmaugue [160/405] has challenged woonack [265/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:18 is added to jmaugue's clock.
[12/30/13 21:36:20] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:55 towards level 72.
[12/31/13 05:30:28] Simie [298/748] has challenged woonack [335/840] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to Simie's clock.
[01/02/14 02:53:50] woonack [410/840] has challenged seisgatos [175/529] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:36:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/02/14 13:56:31] h00k [429/872] has challenged woonack [557/840] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:38:52 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/03/14 01:51:56] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:05 towards level 72.
[01/03/14 16:06:23] pants, dxrt, and vrillusions [608/2280] have team battled woonack, Fluttershy, and Animal [1101/2107] and lost! 0 days, 12:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/14 23:04:45] woonack [79/840] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [275/1008] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:17:59 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/04/14 03:56:36] Hester [17/135] has challenged woonack [61/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Hester's clock.
[01/04/14 08:06:54] woonack [796/840] has challenged dxrt [243/796] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:26:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/04/14 20:52:31] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:17 from level 72.
[01/05/14 06:56:33] yasdorian and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/14 08:06:26] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:19 towards level 72.
[01/08/14 02:33:51] Xpktro, Dark-Fx, CFSworks, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/08/14 12:20:31] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:29 towards level 72.
[01/09/14 17:37:45] woonack [634/840] has challenged Cenhinen [457/763] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:26:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/10/14 10:19:01] woonack lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:57 from level 72.
[01/11/14 17:22:27] Cenhinen, DanYELL, and woonack [422/1974] have team battled rasputo, tmberg, and MontyZuma [1065/2360] and lost! 0 days, 09:46:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/14 01:29:43] woonack [556/840] has come upon Bender [44/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:52:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/12/14 23:35:19] woonack [199/840] has come upon pants [64/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:05:42 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/13/14 03:10:50] ryushe stole woonack's level 126 amulet while they were sleeping! ryushe leaves his old level 55 amulet behind, which woonack then takes.
[01/13/14 12:19:45] Spazturtle stole woonack's level 40 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Spazturtle leaves his old level 38 pair of gloves behind, which woonack then takes.
[01/13/14 15:09:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 02:23:27 toward level 72.
[01/13/14 17:12:49] woonack [290/760] has come upon outofit [130/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:22:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/14/14 20:32:53] woonack [535/760] has challenged Spazturtle [563/575] in combat and lost! 4 days, 10:08:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/15/14 03:09:16] Satoshi [458/844] has challenged woonack [96/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 04:13:42 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[01/15/14 13:01:44] LordFella [513/854] has come upon woonack [558/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:01:31 is added to LordFella's clock.
[01/15/14 15:54:47] naori and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/14 02:19:28] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:13:36 from level 73.
[01/16/14 07:14:11] woonack [623/760] has come upon XJR-9 [589/604] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:36:56 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/16/14 15:42:44] grooverider, Gizmokid2005, and woonack [630/2683] have team battled SeySayux, sbp, and CornFly [1067/1774] and lost! 1 day, 14:43:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/14 06:22:06] woonack [628/760] has challenged Zett [303/428] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:30:27 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/17/14 21:16:44] Sheudecai and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/14 17:18:13] mnemon [262/545] has challenged woonack [693/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to mnemon's clock.
[01/18/14 20:31:42] Jareeta [957/1032] has challenged woonack [250/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:48:35 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[01/19/14 13:23:07] jmaugue and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/14 13:14:44] woonack [735/760] has come upon SeySayux [134/460] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:14:31 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/21/14 22:05:28] Prometheus, CornFly, and jose [822/2143] have team battled yond, brentwalther, and woonack [1164/2173] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/14 06:52:58] woonack [324/760] has challenged Vostok [580/751] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:56:22 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/22/14 12:25:59] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/14 20:35:16] Egandact [2/91] has challenged woonack [288/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to Egandact's clock.
[01/23/14 00:57:45] Tenorman [254/757] has challenged woonack [738/754] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:01:55 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[01/23/14 05:50:01] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/14 15:01:23] woonack [170/754] has challenged vrillusions [1014/1059] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:22:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/24/14 00:34:17] gamerx [266/268] has challenged woonack [732/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to gamerx's clock.
[01/25/14 01:53:46] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:19:14 towards level 73.
[01/26/14 04:47:22] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:20:38 towards level 73.
[01/28/14 08:33:57] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:36:29 towards level 73.
[01/28/14 12:16:22] Boohbah, woonack, and Weedle [307/1844] have team battled zinya, pfoley, and Plasmastar [987/1661] and lost! 0 days, 07:19:10 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/14 14:25:44] Dark-Fx [148/486] has challenged woonack [7/754] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from Dark-Fx's clock.
[01/29/14 17:06:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 17 days, 18:21:31 toward level 73.
[01/30/14 10:40:51] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:56 towards level 73.
[01/30/14 22:49:12] Nofew, rxcomm, and woonack [1203/1582] have team battled MadHatter, cups, and XenGi [1368/1480] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/14 14:52:37] D4CH_RPi [383/578] has challenged woonack [76/754] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:21:11 is removed from D4CH_RPi's clock.
[01/31/14 21:14:35] Sheudecai, ryushe, and Killerkid [1063/1852] have team battled woonack, Ttech, and ozatomic [555/2104] and won! 2 days, 01:59:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/14 01:44:13] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:43 towards level 73.
[02/08/14 09:37:13] Xpktro [192/402] has come upon woonack [48/754] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:06:13 is removed from Xpktro's clock.
[02/08/14 22:43:35] dxrt [57/813] has challenged woonack [121/754] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:18:47 is added to dxrt's clock.
[02/09/14 15:47:54] woonack [249/754] has challenged ozatomic [199/289] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:26:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/09/14 23:04:19] Heavylobster [53/196] has challenged woonack [211/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Heavylobster's clock.
[02/10/14 23:56:31] DanYELL [206/372] has challenged woonack [559/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:48:50 is added to DanYELL's clock.
[02/11/14 06:16:05] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/14 14:12:11] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:38:51 from level 73.
[02/12/14 16:28:57] jeaye [49/139] has challenged woonack [494/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to jeaye's clock.
[02/13/14 03:40:51] woonack [56/754] has come upon Fluttershy [36/438] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:44:17 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/13/14 03:40:51] woonack has dealt Fluttershy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:58:03 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[02/13/14 10:59:10] brimstone and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/14 18:04:53] woonack and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/14/14 06:30:06] Xpktro [87/398] has come upon woonack [726/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:52:20 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[02/15/14 02:58:36] DanYELL [23/372] has come upon woonack [438/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:36:53 is added to DanYELL's clock.
[02/18/14 00:47:46] gylgamesh [224/775] has challenged woonack [698/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:57:38 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[02/18/14 21:47:21] woonack [590/754] has come upon XJR-9 [87/623] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:03:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/19/14 09:55:35] woonack [295/754] has challenged Yankee [3/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:21:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/19/14 18:57:38] woonack [644/754] has challenged zinya [37/521] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:59:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/20/14 08:01:02] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/20/14 18:13:26] Meistarin, argus, and woonack [1178/2103] have team battled Nayru, pants, and MontyZuma [527/1711] and won! 0 days, 03:25:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/14 01:38:33] Sheudecai [255/484] has come upon woonack [462/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:14:27 is added to Sheudecai's clock.
[02/22/14 00:53:37] woonack [378/720] has come upon Hans.Wurst [326/731] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:17:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/23/14 16:51:05] bigjay, vegadark, and woonack [1361/1866] have team battled sjefen6, archlich, and kensington [61/1565] and won! 1 day, 13:01:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/14 07:37:55] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:13 towards level 73.
[02/24/14 11:07:26] Adar [259/430] has come upon woonack [408/720] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:36 is added to Adar's clock.
[02/24/14 13:50:46] woonack [488/720] has challenged idisjunction [295/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:23 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/25/14 06:59:15] woonack [535/720] has come upon sbp [579/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:19:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/25/14 13:36:08] woonack [691/720] has come upon IdleMaster [416/424] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:00:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/25/14 17:47:03] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/14 05:01:11] aucg [470/669] has challenged woonack [644/720] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:22:57 is added to aucg's clock.
[02/26/14 08:01:57] Birdbones [287/684] has challenged woonack [574/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:49 is added to Birdbones's clock.
[02/26/14 09:44:33] Xpktro [221/398] has come upon woonack [448/720] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:53:59 is added to Xpktro's clock.
[02/27/14 11:05:03] woonack and Nayru have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/14 17:51:16] isharted [364/431] has challenged woonack [320/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:29 is removed from isharted's clock.
[02/27/14 22:17:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 8 days, 09:54:12 toward level 73.
[02/28/14 08:15:27] h00k [705/872] has challenged woonack [179/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:40:08 is removed from h00k's clock.
[02/28/14 18:18:40] TauPan [234/335] has come upon woonack [262/720] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 10:53:12 is added to TauPan's clock.
[02/28/14 19:27:34] prattmic [171/235] has challenged woonack [12/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:13:34 is removed from prattmic's clock.
[03/08/14 06:27:03] woonack lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:44 from level 73.
[03/08/14 12:43:13] Jens [287/369] has challenged woonack [389/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/09/14 01:54:28] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:06 towards level 73.
[03/09/14 10:08:07] woonack [50/720] has challenged Kinsmir [219/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:42 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/11/14 21:44:31] Hrmph [375/434] has challenged woonack [551/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Hrmph's clock.
[03/12/14 03:02:48] brendan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/14 22:24:59] D4CH_RPi, Bombur, woonack, and Killerkid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/14 22:53:19] woonack [375/720] has come upon Jens [46/369] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:42:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/13/14 05:52:27] Zaratustra [176/479] has come upon woonack [100/720] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:02:32 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/15/14 17:13:32] woonack saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:16 from level 73.
[03/16/14 00:03:24] woonack, MadHatter, and TheMadHatter [1158/1533] have team battled Meistarin, Str1ngS, and Jolgard [374/1177] and won! 1 day, 03:11:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/14 00:48:45] RansomTime [51/623] has challenged woonack [512/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:05:53 is added to RansomTime's clock.
[03/16/14 22:41:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 4 days, 01:43:03 toward level 73.
[03/18/14 16:05:12] woonack [31/720] has challenged Mateusz [224/674] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:05:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/19/14 08:39:35] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:14 towards level 73.
[03/19/14 10:09:43] woonack [117/720] has challenged PiotrekD [209/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:50:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/19/14 10:11:28] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:57:32 from level 73.
[03/21/14 02:57:24] pants and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 04:19:03] Alfie, Charris, and Nofew [1389/1403] have team battled brentwalther, paysties, and woonack [224/2280] and won! 0 days, 18:30:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/14 08:56:13] iridis_discurro [134/269] has challenged woonack [181/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to iridis_discurro's clock.
[03/22/14 11:28:43] woonack [694/720] has challenged aucg [258/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:49:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/22/14 13:09:38] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:59:53 from level 73.
[03/23/14 01:35:32] Furry [171/539] has challenged woonack [281/720] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Furry's clock.
[03/23/14 07:13:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 22:28:33 from level 73.
[03/23/14 19:48:27] Farsten [25/403] has challenged woonack [702/720] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Farsten's clock.
[03/24/14 00:27:31] PiotrekD and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/14 20:19:56] woonack [372/726] has come upon pfoley [635/658] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:40:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/25/14 22:29:41] jca, Scar3cr0w, and woonack [560/1646] have team battled grooverider, Wayneoween, and digitaldonk [101/2228] and won! 0 days, 00:44:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/14 01:27:35] master_j [215/425] has come upon woonack [308/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:00 is added to master_j's clock.
[03/26/14 07:52:30] woonack [14/726] has challenged simple [48/430] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:18:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/26/14 10:02:36] Incade [5/206] has challenged woonack [79/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Incade's clock.
[03/26/14 21:55:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 09:22:18 from level 73.
[03/27/14 07:58:57] woonack [199/726] has challenged Str1ngS [378/407] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:57:07 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/27/14 08:55:01] woonack [497/726] has come upon nitzer [274/470] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:50:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/27/14 18:58:58] gideonstar [212/477] has challenged woonack [590/726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[03/27/14 19:49:02] Nofew and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/14 11:44:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 23:38:54 from level 73.
[03/29/14 17:44:07] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:44 towards level 73.
[03/31/14 18:54:09] gideonstar, aarontc, and MadHatter [819/1645] have team battled pants, Danthemandoo, and woonack [42/1668] and won! 0 days, 03:48:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/14 22:06:45] kenyon, sbp, and jdpage [337/2210] have team battled isharted, naori, and woonack [1133/1947] and lost! 0 days, 09:33:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/14 23:19:43] woonack and Meistarin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/14 12:07:31] freeboson, yasdorian, and woonack [1357/2098] have team battled Doctor, charitwo, and Gizmokid2005 [1154/2063] and won! 1 day, 09:07:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/14 17:18:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 14:02:31 from level 73.
[04/02/14 07:26:41] nitzer [15/476] has come upon woonack [516/726] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:44:07 is added to nitzer's clock.
[04/02/14 09:04:23] jmaugue and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/14 15:26:08] Olaf [5/221] has challenged woonack [709/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Olaf's clock.
[04/02/14 21:09:46] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:35 towards level 73.
[04/02/14 22:51:32] woonack [90/726] has come upon CornFly [170/455] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:21:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/14 02:15:16] argus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/14 14:07:19] tsh [572/947] has challenged woonack [624/726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:58:40 is added to tsh's clock.
[04/05/14 06:58:25] RansomTime [513/623] has challenged woonack [671/726] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to RansomTime's clock.
[04/05/14 10:35:40] woonack got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:01:37 from level 73.
[04/06/14 04:44:12] Plasmastar and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/14 14:11:10] Plasmastar [23/485] has challenged woonack [589/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:17 is added to Plasmastar's clock.
[04/10/14 04:02:14] woonack [358/732] has come upon Barry [240/583] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:42:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/11/14 01:58:53] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:51 towards level 73.
[04/11/14 16:17:27] Somefellow [3/252] has challenged woonack [425/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Somefellow's clock.
[04/11/14 21:47:02] sjefen6 [239/445] has come upon woonack [392/732] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:01:28 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/12/14 18:30:23] woonack [404/732] has challenged Plasmastar [378/463] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:55:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/16/14 12:20:37] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:12 towards level 73.
[04/16/14 13:48:43] greycat, woonack, and charitwo [233/2144] have team battled RedW, Nathan, and jmaugue [446/1878] and lost! 3 days, 03:38:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/14 19:54:54] woonack [725/732] has challenged Birdbones [86/824] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:38:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/17/14 10:32:19] nickware, woonack, and ahmiq [37/1601] have team battled Satoshi, Avon, and kensington [163/1992] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:42 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/14 00:39:01] Zifre, skrzyp, and wakeupscreaming [601/1651] have team battled Majak, woonack, and Avon [1613/1774] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/14 08:49:20] suterismus, mostlybadfly, and yasdorian [1459/2098] have team battled elf, woonack, and Prometheus [524/2343] and won! 0 days, 01:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/14 11:26:08] agrajag [15/311] has challenged woonack [311/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to agrajag's clock.
[04/18/14 15:05:53] ovf [202/468] has challenged woonack [321/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:03:45 is added to ovf's clock.
[04/18/14 20:39:29] suterismus, woonack, and kensington [1590/2441] have team battled ryushe, Scar3cr0w, and tmberg [1246/2399] and won! 1 day, 19:36:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/14 18:12:43] kenyon [702/1089] has challenged woonack [110/732] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:24:21 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[04/20/14 07:32:32] megweg [6/60] has come upon woonack [409/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:44 is added to megweg's clock.
[04/20/14 18:48:44] karma [0/1] has challenged woonack [316/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to karma's clock.
[04/21/14 03:02:12] woonack [146/732] has come upon Doctor [141/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:48:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/21/14 06:50:14] Vostok, woonack, and IdleMaster [339/1946] have team battled Bombur, Tenorman, and filinep [1194/2324] and lost! 2 days, 00:48:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/14 22:16:50] Synthetica [100/291] has challenged woonack [405/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Synthetica's clock.
[04/22/14 00:01:52] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:32 towards level 73.
[04/22/14 19:20:39] Darky [195/564] has come upon woonack [239/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:44:56 is added to Darky's clock.
[04/22/14 22:32:20] woonack [64/732] has challenged digitaldonk [178/694] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:29:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/22/14 23:32:36] woonack [299/732] has challenged BlastHardcheese [819/924] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:10:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/23/14 14:22:45] ajhgfa [369/433] has challenged woonack [480/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to ajhgfa's clock.
[04/23/14 20:38:13] woonack [359/732] has challenged irix [540/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:50:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/24/14 15:55:07] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:53:03 from level 73.
[04/24/14 17:43:52] Beavis [412/1001] has challenged woonack [573/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:28:43 is added to Beavis's clock.
[04/24/14 22:58:01] Avon [243/1021] has come upon woonack [548/732] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:51:38 is added to Avon's clock.
[04/24/14 23:27:18] pants, woonack, and mthw [1769/1878] have team battled brendan, simple, and Pranker [902/1284] and won! 0 days, 07:28:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/14 04:00:39] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:54:39 towards level 73.
[04/26/14 03:03:28] Nofew [10/425] has come upon woonack [183/732] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:48 is added to Nofew's clock.
[04/26/14 12:15:39] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:53:44 from level 73.
[04/27/14 05:34:52] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:24 towards level 73.
[04/27/14 10:58:01] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:34 towards level 73.
[04/27/14 18:55:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 14:39:14 toward level 73.
[04/28/14 11:12:56] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:00 towards level 73.
[04/28/14 19:54:06] tsh, ajhgfa, and woonack [1362/2142] have team battled tmberg, BlastHardcheese, and Krenz [1471/2351] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/14 19:56:30] woonack, FrakingChrist, and MartinBlank [1617/1642] have team battled Yankee, tmberg, and Babar [1925/2489] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:55 is added to their clocks.

[04/30/14 18:48:36] Str1ngS and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/14 19:28:47] woonack [663/732] has challenged a1291762 [218/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:52:44 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/03/14 01:11:15] Vostok, woonack, and Hydrogenum [733/2485] have team battled honkybonky, Fogel, and nitzer [1046/1535] and lost! 1 day, 10:27:41 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/14 18:35:48] woonack [408/732] has come upon Nofew [137/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:58:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/04/14 09:44:42] Kinsmir [452/587] has come upon woonack [569/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:01:32 is added to Kinsmir's clock.
[05/05/14 09:14:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 7 days, 07:54:20 toward level 73.
[05/06/14 03:03:50] Alfie [489/573] has come upon woonack [141/732] and taken them in combat! 21 days, 00:29:54 is removed from Alfie's clock.
[05/07/14 22:47:55] woonack was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:55 from level 73.
[05/08/14 19:17:16] Hydrogenum [278/963] has challenged woonack [490/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:32:55 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[05/09/14 23:13:03] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:07 towards level 73.
[05/10/14 00:25:22] woonack [280/732] has challenged Ulrich [410/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/10/14 02:02:52] woonack [62/732] has come upon Sir_Lemming [385/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:23:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/10/14 03:26:11] woonack [335/732] has challenged SchrodingersScat [81/218] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:12:50 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/10/14 11:06:39] honkybonky [140/388] has challenged woonack [174/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[05/10/14 15:45:40] cst [30/320] has challenged woonack [14/732] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:31 is removed from cst's clock.
[05/16/14 11:59:39] woonack [678/732] has come upon wakeupscreaming [995/1055] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:11:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/16/14 13:36:29] ChiefRA and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/14 04:47:08] Yankee [398/722] has come upon woonack [692/732] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:26:17 is added to Yankee's clock.
[05/17/14 04:56:14] Yankee [171/722] has come upon woonack [153/732] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:54:00 is removed from Yankee's clock.
[05/17/14 05:19:08] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/14 11:29:33] nikoJ and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/14 01:43:47] woonack [56/732] has come upon sasaniak [126/728] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/18/14 11:28:33] woonack [35/732] has come upon jca [153/538] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/19/14 00:36:52] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/14 21:35:46] IoP [261/330] has challenged woonack [539/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:34 is added to IoP's clock.
[05/19/14 23:41:21] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:22 towards level 73.
[05/20/14 03:07:47] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:47 towards level 73.
[05/20/14 14:57:26] TheRub, aucg, and Boohbah [219/1440] have team battled Danthemandoo, mjh, and woonack [16/1625] and won! 0 days, 05:43:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/14 15:46:25] felipe [593/635] has come upon woonack [92/732] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:49:52 is removed from felipe's clock.
[05/21/14 06:45:42] woonack [59/732] has challenged ingo [151/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/21/14 08:46:21] isharted [433/503] has challenged woonack [216/732] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:29:21 is removed from isharted's clock.
[05/21/14 17:50:31] Cypher [129/409] has challenged woonack [265/732] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to Cypher's clock.
[05/21/14 22:37:14] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/14 02:14:16] Puff [24/91] has challenged woonack [483/732] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:28 is added to Puff's clock.
[05/22/14 02:51:59] woonack [513/732] has challenged Puff [20/91] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/23/14 17:33:21] woonack [676/732] has come upon gideonstar [641/662] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:46:29 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/23/14 20:04:17] woonack [379/732] has challenged ruan [667/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/23/14 22:04:53] woonack [119/732] has challenged jmaugue [9/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/24/14 08:06:51] ingo [257/359] has come upon woonack [102/732] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:39:27 is removed from ingo's clock.
[05/24/14 08:08:16] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:30 from level 73.
[05/25/14 00:23:20] woonack [566/755] has challenged Majak [240/325] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/25/14 06:25:27] mjh [338/434] has challenged woonack [341/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to mjh's clock.
[05/25/14 11:15:48] woonack [42/755] has challenged desspugne [730/945] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:10:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/25/14 19:18:08] woonack [3/755] has challenged grooverider [802/927] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:33:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/25/14 20:18:25] woonack [732/755] has challenged argus [256/795] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:21:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/26/14 08:23:58] honkybonky [144/397] has come upon woonack [128/755] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:09 is removed from honkybonky's clock.
[05/27/14 07:29:02] woonack [507/755] has challenged charitwo [83/504] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:23:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/27/14 15:31:23] sartan [198/930] has challenged woonack [229/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:46 is added to sartan's clock.
[05/28/14 07:07:42] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:39:46 from level 74.
[05/28/14 12:34:47] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:50:07 towards level 74.
[05/29/14 18:20:56] h00k, woonack, and Wayneoween [1972/2234] have team battled dindinx, argus, and Gyran [1360/1683] and won! 3 days, 06:15:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/14 16:24:16] woonack and Derpy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/14 18:13:58] Gunther [155/391] has challenged woonack [460/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Gunther's clock.
[07/27/14 22:21:53] Vegitha, RedW, and AngryParsley [1032/2026] have team battled woonack, clonak, and yasdorian [438/1789] and won! 0 days, 00:39:31 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/14 02:15:24] woonack [420/760] has challenged Kinsmir [497/590] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:47:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/28/14 13:48:16] spillere [224/231] has challenged woonack [554/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to spillere's clock.
[07/29/14 04:21:58] gideonstar [358/678] has challenged woonack [277/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:28:36 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[07/29/14 21:04:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 06:52:29 from level 74.
[07/30/14 00:44:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 28 days, 14:20:04 toward level 74.
[07/30/14 02:42:23] irix, Wayneoween, and woonack [470/2210] have team battled filinep, IdleMaster, and Fluttershy [141/1060] and won! 1 day, 14:59:51 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/14 06:36:43] Frogging101 [279/345] has challenged woonack [543/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Frogging101's clock.
[07/30/14 09:42:37] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:35:56 from level 74.
[07/31/14 11:36:57] Pici [473/661] has challenged woonack [372/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:01:26 is removed from Pici's clock.
[08/02/14 07:15:19] paysties [175/529] has come upon woonack [529/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:36 is added to paysties's clock.
[08/02/14 11:50:00] woonack [427/760] has challenged idleOne [729/897] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:41:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/02/14 14:01:26] woonack was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:53:05 from level 74.
[08/03/14 15:35:20] woonack [494/760] has come upon Str1ngS [230/398] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:26:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/03/14 19:58:42] woonack [369/760] has challenged sasaniak [433/728] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:57:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/03/14 22:29:46] Cooter [218/232] has challenged woonack [19/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from Cooter's clock.
[08/04/14 16:52:26] garthog [155/337] has challenged woonack [404/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to garthog's clock.
[08/05/14 09:00:46] allo, woonack, Meistarin, and noother have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/14 16:23:49] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:53:46 towards level 74.
[08/06/14 04:02:46] AKBlindy, idisjunction, and Kinsmir [523/1666] have team battled paramourne, woonack, and zinya [1042/1713] and lost! 0 days, 03:44:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/14 13:28:08] woonack and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/14 19:18:26] woonack [94/760] has challenged brimstone [169/346] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:41:56 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/07/14 00:35:55] kork [167/234] has come upon woonack [62/760] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:54:47 is removed from kork's clock.
[08/07/14 05:30:35] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:24:48 from level 74.
[08/07/14 06:21:31] woonack [119/760] has challenged Revi [318/337] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:48:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/07/14 07:21:47] RedW [98/882] has challenged woonack [673/760] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:37:41 is added to RedW's clock.
[08/08/14 17:31:07] Virtual [900/1107] has challenged woonack [97/760] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:12:17 is removed from Virtual's clock.
[08/08/14 18:23:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 20 days, 16:32:26 toward level 74.
[08/08/14 20:47:58] woonack and filinep have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/14 10:01:44] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:13:23 towards level 74.
[08/09/14 18:26:21] Darky [381/585] has come upon woonack [203/760] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:19 is removed from Darky's clock.
[08/10/14 12:54:01] Alfie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/14 06:38:41] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/14 20:51:34] Stoertebeker [100/381] has challenged woonack [272/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:56:22 is added to Stoertebeker's clock.
[08/11/14 21:50:04] woonack broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:37:22 from level 74.
[08/12/14 12:12:45] Diesel [267/371] has challenged woonack [450/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Diesel's clock.
[08/12/14 23:24:39] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:52 towards level 74.
[08/14/14 07:52:16] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:44 towards level 74.
[08/14/14 14:10:33] Hydrogenum [833/1000] has challenged woonack [78/760] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:28:39 is removed from Hydrogenum's clock.
[08/15/14 04:42:42] jbroome [410/616] has come upon woonack [143/760] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:39:34 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[08/15/14 06:34:03] Derg [16/18] has challenged woonack [453/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Derg's clock.
[08/15/14 19:03:13] AKBlindy [109/405] has come upon woonack [412/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:00 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[08/15/14 22:19:58] woonack [522/760] has challenged irix [471/853] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:45:47 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/29/14 15:35:39] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:31 towards level 74.
[08/30/14 07:10:09] gipyelrah, MontyZuma, Tenorman, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/14 05:36:37] mostlybadfly and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/14 22:51:56] Adar and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/14 02:55:25] Pici [159/666] has challenged woonack [324/760] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:39:21 is added to Pici's clock.
[09/02/14 10:26:58] MadHatter, digitaldonk, and Diesel [963/1879] have team battled woonack, discopig, and sbp [771/2031] and won! 0 days, 00:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/14 11:18:02] simple [394/451] has come upon woonack [744/760] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:44 is added to simple's clock.
[09/08/14 23:48:33] woonack [379/760] has come upon PiotrekD [714/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:42:42 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/09/14 00:38:39] kapherine [3/11] has challenged woonack [419/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to kapherine's clock.
[09/09/14 05:08:37] woonack [674/760] has challenged phy1729 [60/200] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:59:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/12/14 22:47:19] cxz [0/408] has challenged woonack [422/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to cxz's clock.
[09/13/14 03:25:16] dluid [14/19] has challenged woonack [41/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:49 is added to dluid's clock.
[09/13/14 07:43:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 2 days, 22:13:22 toward level 74.
[09/13/14 08:01:36] XJR-9, woonack, and mostlybadfly [687/1846] have team battled Plasmastar, AKBlindy, and SchrodingersScat [948/1700] and lost! 0 days, 23:40:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/14 08:25:59] suterismus [336/1191] has come upon woonack [421/760] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:44:08 is added to suterismus's clock.
[09/13/14 11:31:28] pipework [367/381] has challenged woonack [266/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:44:03 is removed from pipework's clock.
[09/14/14 00:16:14] Simie, nitzer, and Troxa [88/1425] have team battled TauPan, ovf, and woonack [1019/1604] and lost! 0 days, 00:18:51 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/14 00:43:15] jstg [191/328] has challenged woonack [266/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to jstg's clock.
[09/15/14 20:15:19] Nathan, Lenny, Killerkid, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/14 21:10:41] gideonstar [525/669] has challenged woonack [147/760] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:31 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[09/16/14 13:48:40] IdleMaster, vegadark, and Boohbah [54/1335] have team battled woonack, Furry, and PiotrekD [1150/2082] and lost! 0 days, 10:49:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/14 05:15:53] woonack [468/760] has challenged Doctor [462/552] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:20:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/18/14 13:18:09] Ennd [442/471] has challenged woonack [603/760] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:15 is added to Ennd's clock.
[09/18/14 21:05:05] Agent86, elf, and Derpy [1815/1862] have team battled woonack, Charris, and advocatus [831/1524] and won! 0 days, 03:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/14 00:47:07] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:44:44 towards level 74.
[09/21/14 19:16:06] DemosDemon [485/608] has come upon woonack [145/760] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:33:02 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[09/21/14 19:18:18] DemosDemon [352/613] has come upon woonack [58/754] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:14:42 is removed from DemosDemon's clock.
[09/22/14 04:43:49] ShadowE989 [36/459] has come upon woonack [179/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:04:46 is added to ShadowE989's clock.
[09/22/14 05:54:16] woonack, AbrahamLinksys, and Spazturtle [683/1979] have team battled bigjay, Frogging101, and Cypher [215/1572] and won! 3 days, 09:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/14 13:13:01] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:00 towards level 74.
[09/22/14 14:51:40] a1291762 [645/655] has challenged woonack [141/754] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:43:09 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[09/22/14 17:27:35] ChiefRA and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/14 00:32:32] theblazehen [33/188] has challenged woonack [679/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to theblazehen's clock.
[09/23/14 07:28:58] woonack and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/14 06:02:49] woonack [453/754] has challenged yano [772/1023] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:53:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/24/14 10:20:30] woonack [89/754] has come upon Cysioland [72/325] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:35:34 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/25/14 20:38:33] woonack [357/754] has come upon CornFly [368/468] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:43:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/26/14 17:19:56] AbrahamLinksys [324/486] has challenged woonack [697/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:13:23 is added to AbrahamLinksys's clock.
[09/26/14 20:49:25] woonack [280/754] has come upon sartan [430/1005] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:32:29 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/27/14 01:43:31] pipework [352/440] has challenged woonack [125/754] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from pipework's clock.
[09/29/14 03:19:54] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:30:57 towards level 74.
[09/30/14 12:13:45] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:23:14 towards level 74.
[09/30/14 17:05:00] kaplejon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/14 22:14:39] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:18:46 from level 74.
[10/01/14 03:11:54] filinep [91/440] has challenged woonack [678/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:20 is added to filinep's clock.
[10/01/14 21:47:33] woonack [545/754] has come upon ElectRo [546/1296] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:16:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/02/14 02:18:06] woonack [294/754] has challenged Sir_Lemming [436/519] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:35:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/02/14 09:22:40] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:42:44 towards level 74.
[10/03/14 00:31:20] woonack, greycat, and kaplejon [189/2056] have team battled drazil, gideonstar, and Ttech [1707/2298] and lost! 2 days, 04:18:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/14 19:18:56] woonack [437/754] has come upon Tenorman [73/796] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:50:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/05/14 09:41:02] woonack [12/754] has come upon Troxa [140/336] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:23:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/05/14 12:07:17] woonack [410/754] has come upon Fluttershy [75/379] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:13:11 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/05/14 16:24:24] andrewhuntley [173/189] has challenged woonack [502/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to andrewhuntley's clock.
[10/06/14 10:56:58] woonack and G33KY have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/14 23:39:25] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:08:14 towards level 74.
[10/07/14 10:54:19] Trondby [227/603] has come upon woonack [97/754] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:49:46 is removed from Trondby's clock.
[10/07/14 12:35:11] Zaratustra and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/14 17:18:58] L235 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/14 10:57:29] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:40:34 towards level 74.
[10/08/14 18:01:58] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:28 towards level 74.
[10/08/14 23:45:12] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:08 towards level 74.
[10/09/14 15:59:20] benonsoftware, Krenz, Vargink, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/14 13:38:31] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:16 towards level 74.
[10/11/14 01:12:36] kenyon [52/1084] has come upon woonack [366/754] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:55:55 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/11/14 16:07:38] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:25 from level 74.
[10/11/14 23:26:26] woonack [275/754] has challenged dwfreed [139/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:16:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/12/14 04:19:39] kaplejon, gr0w, woonack, and Darky have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/14 12:00:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 15:40:23 toward level 74.
[10/12/14 20:04:36] agrajag, SlowRiot, and lovek323 [18/1199] have team battled Birdbones, Cameron_D, and woonack [546/2611] and lost! 0 days, 03:04:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/14 20:54:12] PersonalJ [129/436] has come upon woonack [661/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:53:39 is added to PersonalJ's clock.
[10/13/14 00:25:45] woonack and Yankee have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/14 04:16:43] woonack [503/754] has come upon Doctor [501/809] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:15:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/13/14 07:36:00] Vargink [405/452] has challenged woonack [590/754] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:13:07 is added to Vargink's clock.
[10/13/14 22:22:24] woonack [615/754] has come upon jstg [274/502] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:50:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/16/14 02:15:36] woonack burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! woonack's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/14 01:06:01] FrodoTheHobbit [333/806] has challenged woonack [57/751] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:50:56 is removed from FrodoTheHobbit's clock.
[10/17/14 07:08:04] dindinx [266/490] has challenged woonack [710/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:05 is added to dindinx's clock.
[10/17/14 11:55:11] woonack, vrillusions, and greycat [1652/2689] have team battled Cenhinen, Yankee, and Totengeist [977/1573] and won! 1 day, 22:34:20 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/14 10:19:37] Adar and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/14 13:36:35] identd [10/14] has challenged woonack [658/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to identd's clock.
[10/18/14 19:32:19] jettero [103/276] has challenged woonack [555/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to jettero's clock.
[10/19/14 21:33:36] Kyree [85/145] has challenged woonack [462/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to Kyree's clock.
[10/21/14 05:32:08] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:38 from level 74.
[10/21/14 06:31:15] woonack [242/751] has come upon Nayru [210/504] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:26:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/21/14 21:53:08] r00f, filinep, woonack, and Kartoffelsuppe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/14 07:57:33] dindinx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/14 11:37:28] Curlybear [83/150] has challenged woonack [261/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to Curlybear's clock.
[10/23/14 16:02:20] Simie [47/885] has challenged woonack [454/751] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:35:30 is added to Simie's clock.
[10/24/14 00:05:18] woonack [578/751] has challenged Doctor [202/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:20:51 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/30/14 11:49:59] woonack [488/751] has challenged r00f [255/398] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:50:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/30/14 12:02:42] woonack and charitwo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/14 04:07:12] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:25:25 from level 74.
[11/03/14 10:27:33] Sir_Mobber, MontyZuma, and greycat [310/2194] have team battled woonack, w3stside, and kork [120/1634] and won! 0 days, 16:11:09 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/14 20:23:57] woonack [404/751] has come upon ElectRo [218/1296] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:00:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/03/14 23:08:07] ph00ktastic [166/249] has challenged woonack [567/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to ph00ktastic's clock.
[11/04/14 14:26:36] woonack [630/751] has challenged L235 [332/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:52:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/04/14 19:28:11] woonack [726/751] has challenged agrajag [104/428] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/14 04:31:09] woonack [747/751] has challenged Gunther [403/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:25:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/14 17:30:47] m0shbear [361/787] has come upon woonack [121/751] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:08:17 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[11/06/14 18:47:49] Plasmastar and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/14 10:54:58] Frogging101 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/14 12:06:43] PiotrekD [161/783] has challenged woonack [528/751] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:38:37 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[11/09/14 17:08:16] m0shbear [620/795] has challenged woonack [381/751] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:54:33 is removed from m0shbear's clock.
[11/09/14 21:16:14] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:20 from level 74.
[11/09/14 21:52:37] lanier [136/240] has challenged woonack [155/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to lanier's clock.
[11/10/14 01:02:46] ShadowE989 [517/640] has come upon woonack [639/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:55:21 is added to ShadowE989's clock.
[11/10/14 11:19:48] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:49 from level 74.
[11/10/14 21:17:02] woonack [495/751] has challenged Doctor [10/809] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:55:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/11/14 02:18:33] woonack [414/751] has challenged idisjunction [86/821] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:03:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/11/14 03:18:52] woonack [313/751] has challenged Str1ngS [264/392] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:21:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/11/14 09:47:21] Flynn, yond, FrodoTheHobbit, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/14 14:52:22] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:43 from level 74.
[11/11/14 20:36:36] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:44 towards level 74.
[11/12/14 02:59:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 00:09:28 toward level 74.
[11/12/14 07:08:40] woonack [496/751] has come upon Zifre [293/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:02:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/12/14 22:17:10] Ennd and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/14 03:15:49] MetaNova, woonack, and ovf [1209/1788] have team battled Tronsha, naw, and agrajag [178/1353] and won! 1 day, 06:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/14 04:33:55] arachnist [331/593] has challenged woonack [88/751] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:34:39 is removed from arachnist's clock.
[11/15/14 13:51:36] woonack [350/751] has challenged Pici [91/657] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:57:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/15/14 13:51:36] woonack has dealt Pici a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:44 is added to Pici's clock.
[11/15/14 14:52:49] NightExcessive [2/8] has challenged woonack [551/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to NightExcessive's clock.
[11/16/14 11:11:51] woonack [86/751] has come upon Cysioland [188/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:42 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/16/14 18:45:00] twohlix [500/509] has challenged woonack [307/751] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from twohlix's clock.
[11/17/14 02:06:11] pfoley [576/671] has challenged woonack [522/751] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:25:33 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[11/17/14 06:04:15] woonack [390/751] has challenged ph00ktastic [166/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/18/14 03:21:29] AKBlindy [414/487] has come upon woonack [487/751] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:23:31 is added to AKBlindy's clock.
[11/18/14 21:38:15] yond, woonack, and argus [2388/2392] have team battled dindinx, Adar, and CFSworks [702/2089] and won! 0 days, 09:13:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/14 15:26:39] woonack died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:41 from level 74.
[11/20/14 20:31:44] woonack [382/751] has challenged nexxy [299/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:19:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/21/14 03:03:39] Pranker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/14 09:26:09] woonack [450/751] has come upon tmberg [405/891] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:42:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/14 10:32:15] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:05 towards level 74.
[11/22/14 17:45:54] woonack [592/751] has challenged simple [203/492] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:18:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/14 17:45:54] woonack has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:55:32 is added to simple's clock.
[11/23/14 12:39:14] yasdorian and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/14 19:10:09] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:59 towards level 74.
[11/25/14 03:39:29] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:59 towards level 74.
[11/25/14 23:16:11] L235 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/14 03:11:23] woonack [551/751] has challenged pfoley [376/659] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:30:03 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/26/14 11:14:01] woonack [465/751] has challenged ryushe [686/916] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:33:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/27/14 22:07:53] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:47:22 towards level 74.
[11/28/14 01:59:05] m0shbear stole woonack's level 40 charm while they were sleeping! m0shbear leaves his old level 37 charm behind, which woonack then takes.
[11/29/14 11:56:51] TauPan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/14 00:05:36] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:34:35 towards level 74.
[12/02/14 06:32:08] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:42 towards level 74.
[12/03/14 06:02:25] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:33:43 towards level 74.
[12/04/14 02:36:21] Ephod and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/14 13:16:48] woonack [394/748] has challenged Gunther [87/827] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:21:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/05/14 11:28:57] Albeit_J [72/385] has challenged woonack [719/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Albeit_J's clock.
[12/06/14 14:39:52] woonack burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! woonack's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/14 23:59:23] woonack sharpened the edge of his weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/14 14:47:39] reim [361/424] has challenged woonack [79/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from reim's clock.
[12/08/14 16:54:28] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:21 towards level 74.
[12/08/14 23:28:31] a1291762, gipyelrah, yang, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/14 01:31:28] woonack [218/775] has come upon Soappy [27/386] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:48:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/11/14 04:07:29] eva42, jbroome, and woonack [573/1807] have team battled elf, Yankee, and benonsoftware [772/1998] and lost! 2 days, 02:15:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/14 01:50:09] MisterBlack [32/54] has challenged woonack [363/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to MisterBlack's clock.
[12/13/14 18:28:18] SlowRiot [361/601] has challenged woonack [15/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:02 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/14/14 18:28:53] honkybonky [219/684] has come upon woonack [462/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:41:42 is added to honkybonky's clock.
[12/15/14 02:19:38] JuanMaestro [34/395] has challenged woonack [601/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to JuanMaestro's clock.
[12/15/14 02:40:17] Nathan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/14 06:40:17] woonack [584/775] has challenged alexj [47/474] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:31:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/15/14 06:56:58] Brom [172/361] has challenged woonack [23/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from Brom's clock.
[12/15/14 08:53:18] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:07:23 from level 74.
[12/16/14 20:19:40] TauPan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/14 08:04:09] woonack [17/775] has challenged Ttech [1304/1312] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:31:50 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/18/14 14:06:08] SchrodingersScat [427/808] has challenged woonack [676/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:03 is added to SchrodingersScat's clock.
[12/20/14 00:52:48] sasaniak [391/662] has come upon woonack [215/775] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:29:33 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[12/20/14 02:53:06] r00f, Pici, and lipek [924/2098] have team battled JuanMaestro, woonack, and Tenorman [53/2120] and won! 0 days, 21:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/14 04:48:06] Misza [103/354] has challenged woonack [347/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Misza's clock.
[12/21/14 01:28:07] woonack [750/775] has come upon r00f [155/407] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:23:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/21/14 21:30:23] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:05:54 from level 74.
[12/22/14 14:26:45] woonack was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:05:11 from level 74.
[12/25/14 01:20:26] pixelate [90/431] has challenged woonack [222/775] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:48:56 is added to pixelate's clock.
[12/25/14 17:25:08] woonack [633/775] has challenged ChasedSpade [53/345] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:07:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/31/14 03:24:05] Agent86 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/14 06:16:55] ajhgfa and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/15 12:43:48] Khan [2/4] has challenged woonack [584/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to Khan's clock.
[01/01/15 15:03:10] woonack [724/775] has challenged MetaNova [171/609] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:11:44 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/02/15 07:40:27] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:43 towards level 74.
[01/02/15 13:33:24] ElectRo [938/1297] has come upon woonack [381/775] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:22:47 is removed from ElectRo's clock.
[01/02/15 22:11:58] FrodoTheHobbit, greycat, and zid [1405/2232] have team battled woonack, gipyelrah, and w3stside [1773/2389] and lost! 0 days, 10:48:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/15 12:00:17] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:14:37 towards level 74.
[01/04/15 10:38:10] neo [680/768] has challenged woonack [477/775] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:07:49 is removed from neo's clock.
[01/04/15 23:15:48] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:43:12 towards level 74.
[01/06/15 02:50:33] woonack [754/775] has challenged Cypher [202/581] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:15:51 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/08/15 07:41:21] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:17:29 from level 74.
[01/09/15 11:57:21] catfishpeanutbutterbbq [268/1025] has come upon woonack [746/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:21:38 is added to catfishpeanutbutterbbq's clock.
[01/10/15 18:06:33] suterismus, gipyelrah, and vegadark [2024/2623] have team battled Lemelisk, woonack, and Andries [1328/1655] and won! 2 days, 10:06:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/15 18:28:55] PiotrekD, woonack, and pants [1675/2126] have team battled droogie, neurospex, and davidfg4 [485/2513] and won! 1 day, 16:33:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/15 08:18:21] vegadark, simple, and ajhgfa [1092/1440] have team battled fattrat, ruan, and woonack [989/2200] and won! 1 day, 01:50:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/15 08:28:45] sbp [217/862] has challenged woonack [498/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:53:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[01/11/15 12:10:03] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:05:24 from level 74.
[01/11/15 18:54:18] woonack [170/775] has come upon rotta [140/259] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:03:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/12/15 14:03:08] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:49 towards level 74.
[01/12/15 14:13:38] vegadark [29/470] has come upon woonack [355/775] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:08:00 is added to vegadark's clock.
[01/14/15 18:09:38] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:22 towards level 74.
[01/15/15 16:11:41] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:14:44 towards level 74.
[01/20/15 12:03:59] woonack, neo, and iViLe [368/2432] have team battled Sixbierehomme, LordH, and nitzer [760/1493] and lost! 3 days, 11:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/15 14:11:09] SlowRiot, Simie, and Meistarin [1640/2668] have team battled woonack, discopig, and davidfg4 [406/1818] and won! 0 days, 00:58:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/15 00:28:50] woonack died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:48:05 from level 74.
[01/21/15 00:51:56] woonack [151/775] has come upon Mateusz [331/626] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:21:30 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/21/15 16:05:08] Glorfindel and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/15 09:28:35] archlich [339/549] has come upon woonack [285/775] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:10:04 is removed from archlich's clock.
[01/22/15 23:07:57] PiotrekD, Glorfindel, and Misza [439/1747] have team battled woonack, Crysters, and Shagia [214/1430] and won! 0 days, 02:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/15 01:44:33] NightExcessive, LordH, and reim [102/1417] have team battled bogdan, woonack, and a1291762 [1274/1972] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/15 02:32:22] mmhh [60/633] has come upon woonack [547/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:30:23 is added to mmhh's clock.
[01/25/15 06:00:07] Majak [386/397] has challenged woonack [649/775] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:58 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/25/15 10:01:11] woonack [188/775] has challenged Cameron_D [197/1042] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:12:02 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/25/15 17:19:07] zid, dindinx, and discopig [1867/1920] have team battled woonack, greycat, and BlastHardcheese [743/2552] and won! 1 day, 13:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/15 01:05:18] woonack [329/775] has challenged yasdorian [751/795] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:31:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/26/15 03:42:58] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:05:10 towards level 74.
[01/26/15 07:06:52] clearcasting [433/479] has challenged woonack [102/775] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:20:23 is removed from clearcasting's clock.
[01/26/15 09:20:09] XenGi, dindinx, and Toagac [415/2415] have team battled Simie, Crysters, and woonack [1161/2036] and lost! 0 days, 10:19:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/15 16:09:26] woonack [166/775] has challenged suiside [698/1287] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:29:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/26/15 23:12:30] Zifre [364/522] has come upon woonack [601/775] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:25:11 is added to Zifre's clock.
[01/27/15 22:05:15] woonack [402/775] has challenged double [14/549] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:09:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/27/15 23:11:39] Rarity [202/633] has come upon woonack [301/775] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:14:30 is added to Rarity's clock.
[01/28/15 04:21:25] Curlybear, Lucien, and SchrodingersScat [1356/1515] have team battled Kartoffelsuppe, VonGuard, and woonack [1803/2012] and lost! 0 days, 21:17:15 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/15 11:55:38] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:56:40 towards level 74.
[01/28/15 20:55:25] woonack sharpened the edge of his weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/15 04:09:10] woonack was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:10:53 from level 74.
[01/29/15 08:02:27] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:39:30 towards level 74.
[01/29/15 19:19:55] a1291762 [139/738] has challenged woonack [698/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:34:15 is added to a1291762's clock.
[02/02/15 01:14:43] zid [374/767] has come upon woonack [142/807] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:43:21 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/02/15 03:45:44] DiCEr1904 [267/521] has challenged woonack [362/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:06 is added to DiCEr1904's clock.
[02/02/15 16:03:16] woonack ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:03:46 from level 74.
[02/04/15 08:34:55] woonack [44/807] has come upon pants [66/413] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:42:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/04/15 11:54:43] woonack [669/807] has come upon SubWolf [70/251] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:42:47 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/05/15 21:05:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 6 days, 03:02:52 toward level 74.
[02/09/15 08:52:40] woonack ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:32:58 from level 74.
[02/10/15 04:39:20] woonack [487/807] has come upon kenyon [1069/1186] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:57:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/10/15 09:01:19] woonack [3/807] has come upon soltys [323/435] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:42:56 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/10/15 18:07:29] gravis [121/546] has challenged woonack [346/807] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to gravis's clock.
[02/10/15 19:47:48] kensington, NightExcessive, and ToxicMouse [464/1553] have team battled woonack, zid, and Simie [587/2452] and lost! 0 days, 23:22:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/15 00:37:23] woonack [287/807] has come upon LordH [126/488] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:33:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/11/15 14:53:07] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:25:00 towards level 74.
[02/12/15 21:15:03] Rarity [387/633] has come upon woonack [254/807] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:34:32 is removed from Rarity's clock.
[02/14/15 00:37:00] woonack [581/807] has come upon Doctor [577/859] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:03:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/14/15 02:06:01] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:11:13 towards level 74.
[02/14/15 16:27:29] woonack [695/807] has challenged CRowen [306/684] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:39:52 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/15/15 05:20:40] woonack [233/807] has come upon yano [244/860] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:50:07 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/16/15 01:53:34] gravis, Rarity, and Beavis [511/2197] have team battled csssuf, woonack, and godog [295/2036] and won! 0 days, 19:34:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/15 00:00:12] dindinx, burnsie, and G33KY [1724/1833] have team battled woonack, Glorfindel, and sbp [2102/2181] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/15 18:00:15] woonack [238/807] has challenged m0shbear [165/793] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:34:17 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/19/15 17:54:59] Brainiac, simple, and dxrt [1333/1730] have team battled NezumiRyu, woonack, and shandor [1531/1869] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/15 05:03:44] Kaptain [147/172] has challenged woonack [328/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Kaptain's clock.
[02/20/15 16:15:51] woonack [357/807] has challenged MadHatter [221/500] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:05:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/20/15 16:15:51] In the fierce battle, MadHatter dropped his level 58 charm! woonack picks it up, tossing his old level 37 charm to MadHatter.
[02/21/15 00:46:25] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:31:08 towards level 74.
[02/21/15 05:29:55] woonack [130/830] has come upon Sir_Lemming [7/508] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:21:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/21/15 16:11:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 14 days, 17:08:15 toward level 74.
[02/21/15 23:16:37] bendem [381/414] has come upon woonack [389/830] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:11:53 is added to bendem's clock.
[02/22/15 08:40:49] mthw [508/856] has come upon woonack [269/830] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 10:45:05 is removed from mthw's clock.
[02/22/15 09:17:50] filinep [214/408] has come upon woonack [18/830] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:03:31 is removed from filinep's clock.
[02/22/15 10:33:56] desspugne [952/996] has challenged woonack [408/830] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:42:21 is removed from desspugne's clock.
[02/22/15 16:32:21] Doctor [211/859] has challenged woonack [117/830] in combat and won! 8 days, 01:55:49 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[02/24/15 11:24:16] RBecker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/15 01:48:17] G33KY [213/649] has come upon woonack [502/830] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:45:27 is added to G33KY's clock.
[02/26/15 05:13:40] ProgramMax, DataSmythe, and Shayanjm [1243/1255] have team battled m0shbear, G33KY, and woonack [1465/2272] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/15 03:00:55] woonack [156/830] has come upon Trondby [441/565] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:53:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/27/15 23:05:53] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:00 towards level 74.
[02/28/15 07:21:22] Nayru [334/518] has come upon woonack [793/830] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:04:34 is added to Nayru's clock.
[02/28/15 10:27:42] Yankee [296/732] has come upon woonack [409/830] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:13:06 is added to Yankee's clock.
[03/02/15 00:33:16] Yankee [20/732] has challenged woonack [823/830] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:56:25 is added to Yankee's clock.
[03/02/15 05:34:56] gravis [512/546] has challenged woonack [655/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:37:45 is added to gravis's clock.
[03/02/15 14:00:53] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:02:56 towards level 74.
[03/02/15 14:51:28] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:13:00 from level 74.
[03/03/15 05:21:44] <zeusua> [1/6] has challenged woonack [385/830] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to <zeusua>'s clock.
[03/03/15 12:10:32] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/15 19:50:13] Endust [181/382] has challenged woonack [484/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Endust's clock.
[03/04/15 15:27:32] Alric` [291/292] has challenged woonack [54/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:24:33 is removed from Alric`'s clock.
[03/04/15 22:35:59] woonack, AngryParsley, and Sprort [368/2015] have team battled sasaniak, ganja, and Krenz [1338/1963] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/15 03:19:38] strugart, seanmnaes, and damyan [217/1491] have team battled Kinsmir, woonack, and RBecker [699/1845] and lost! 0 days, 13:29:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/15 10:51:00] Danthemandoo [428/544] has come upon woonack [604/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:59 is added to Danthemandoo's clock.
[03/07/15 12:53:28] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:54:52 towards level 74.
[03/08/15 22:20:57] L235, woonack, and yasdorian [1490/2070] have team battled prattmic, Plasmastar, and filinep [1246/1639] and won! 0 days, 13:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/15 22:47:44] woonack [610/823] has come upon cirdan [566/789] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:35:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/09/15 21:24:52] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:45:35 from level 74.
[03/10/15 09:49:29] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:17 towards level 74.
[03/10/15 15:18:25] woonack [807/823] has come upon TauPan [157/328] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:32:00 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/11/15 04:38:37] woonack [301/823] has come upon coquinounet [57/206] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:15:20 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/11/15 04:49:16] neo [745/749] has challenged woonack [803/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:47:17 is added to neo's clock.
[03/13/15 11:34:16] woonack [218/823] has come upon Xpktro [209/439] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:34:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/13/15 15:36:41] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:14 towards level 74.
[03/14/15 04:05:26] Eksarion [35/392] has come upon woonack [183/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:53:11 is added to Eksarion's clock.
[03/14/15 05:00:07] zouave [74/335] has come upon woonack [251/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:14:39 is added to zouave's clock.
[03/14/15 17:18:46] lipek [658/1144] has challenged woonack [223/823] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:28:08 is removed from lipek's clock.
[03/17/15 12:05:49] Glorfindel and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/15 02:01:20] Cameron_D, TauPan, Pici, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/15 20:04:48] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/15 21:23:53] Tartarus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/15 05:56:33] sasaniak, Jens, and woonack [396/2372] have team battled Tenorman, Cypher, and Kyree [1490/1985] and lost! 3 days, 20:03:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/15 20:38:35] Nayru and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/15 04:56:54] tmberg [137/900] has come upon woonack [16/823] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:37:40 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/21/15 16:47:59] woonack, IdleMaster, and ChasedSpade [577/1765] have team battled yasdorian, Hydrogenum, and ajhgfa [1894/2247] and lost! 0 days, 09:44:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/15 21:11:02] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:50 towards level 74.
[03/22/15 14:35:42] woonack [576/823] has come upon dxrt [139/906] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:19:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/23/15 22:35:58] soltys, CatBug, and Str1ngS [173/1199] have team battled FrodoTheHobbit, lipek, and woonack [2832/2897] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/15 19:42:52] woonack [181/823] has challenged argus [617/675] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:47:29 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/24/15 22:21:48] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:09:48 from level 74.
[03/25/15 10:21:17] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:53 from level 74.
[03/26/15 00:04:26] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:31:40 from level 74.
[03/27/15 20:37:27] Tartarus [71/374] has challenged woonack [340/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to Tartarus's clock.
[03/29/15 06:22:48] Satoshi [512/854] has challenged woonack [217/823] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:47:58 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[03/30/15 11:15:31] woonack [644/823] has come upon PiotrekD [38/690] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 21:15:52 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/30/15 12:53:59] pantyshot [2/3] has challenged woonack [415/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to pantyshot's clock.
[03/31/15 14:08:22] woonack [706/823] has come upon argus [30/675] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:40:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/01/15 06:33:06] filinep and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/15 07:32:37] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/15 08:48:00] woonack was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:01:51 from level 74.
[04/04/15 05:39:26] Majak, Opie, and zid [1722/1734] have team battled woonack, iViLe, and Lowbow [744/2078] and won! 1 day, 02:55:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/15 06:05:05] bl4ckscor3 [83/498] has come upon woonack [634/831] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:22:12 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/05/15 17:29:19] sjefen6 [358/426] has challenged woonack [688/831] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:55:55 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[04/07/15 02:41:58] Jens [544/908] has challenged woonack [238/831] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:06 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/07/15 10:21:21] PiotrekD [467/690] has come upon woonack [270/831] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:22:22 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/07/15 16:15:53] elf [45/845] has come upon woonack [493/831] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:11:52 is added to elf's clock.
[04/08/15 07:52:18] Agent86 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/15 15:02:16] woonack, Darky, and a1291762 [2147/2156] have team battled Akiyuki, kensington, and soltys [721/1457] and won! 1 day, 01:52:49 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/15 18:38:33] m0shbear, PiotrekD, and Shayanjm [96/2103] have team battled Misza, Crazycatlady, and woonack [501/1815] and lost! 1 day, 00:28:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/15 21:38:30] woonack [100/831] has come upon dindinx [694/816] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:25:13 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/09/15 12:39:02] Akiyuki [367/515] has come upon woonack [474/831] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:46:25 is added to Akiyuki's clock.
[04/10/15 13:13:04] woonack [110/831] has come upon davidfg4 [142/918] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:50:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/11/15 06:41:43] soltys [373/461] has come upon woonack [90/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:31 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/11/15 06:41:43] soltys has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:58:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/11/15 11:30:03] PriceChild, PersonalJ, and PiotrekD [757/1795] have team battled Alric`, woonack, and charitwo [1615/1646] and lost! 0 days, 07:17:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/15 11:47:16] Verdaniss [0/1] has challenged woonack [331/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Verdaniss's clock.
[04/12/15 03:02:34] kenyon, woonack, and Tamini [1883/2403] have team battled Darky, shandor, and catfishpeanutbutterbbq [684/2328] and won! 1 day, 18:12:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/15 14:40:55] benoliver999 [136/243] has challenged woonack [751/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to benoliver999's clock.
[04/12/15 19:24:00] woonack broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:53:59 from level 74.
[04/13/15 01:49:29] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:42:30 towards level 74.
[04/13/15 10:40:47] woonack [319/831] has challenged nitzer [553/687] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:49:19 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/13/15 13:36:05] Alric`, crazyoldman, and simple [253/1093] have team battled strugart, woonack, and Lowbow [156/1864] and won! 0 days, 00:28:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/15 07:48:09] archlich [548/559] has challenged woonack [101/831] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:17:29 is removed from archlich's clock.
[04/14/15 17:04:22] woonack [342/831] has come upon clearcasting [272/497] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:24:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/14/15 17:54:51] woonack [113/831] has come upon yasdorian [128/806] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:18:34 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/14/15 17:54:54] woonack [295/831] has come upon yasdorian [704/806] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:14:25 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/15/15 07:19:11] Andries and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/15 12:33:36] EkimmI [9/294] has challenged woonack [428/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to EkimmI's clock.
[04/15/15 14:59:07] woonack [474/831] has challenged charitwo [211/496] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:49:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/15/15 16:15:18] blind [293/841] has come upon woonack [180/831] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:24:55 is removed from blind's clock.
[04/20/15 07:40:41] woonack [738/831] has come upon kensington [213/453] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:29:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/20/15 15:34:11] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/15 03:36:08] woonack [606/795] has come upon jeaye [595/629] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:22:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/22/15 12:49:06] nfsnobody, blind, and woonack [1704/2258] have team battled Rudeguard, Majak, and Charris [681/1017] and won! 2 days, 16:20:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/15 15:34:14] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:24:41 from level 74.
[04/23/15 05:29:15] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:28:21 towards level 74.
[04/23/15 09:05:16] strugart [573/714] has challenged woonack [454/795] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:30 is removed from strugart's clock.
[04/23/15 10:29:01] Cameron_D, pfoley, and agrajag [1964/2542] have team battled Akiyuki, woonack, and CornFly [1442/1776] and won! 1 day, 22:11:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/15 10:51:39] Brainiac [327/547] has challenged woonack [380/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Brainiac's clock.
[04/25/15 13:45:18] bl4ckscor3 [288/508] has challenged woonack [473/795] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[04/26/15 13:35:29] Kratos, woonack, and hawk [807/1983] have team battled dwfreed, Lowbow, and godog [496/1456] and won! 0 days, 04:44:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/15 03:58:20] woonack, brendan, and Agent86 [1595/2177] have team battled Fluttershy, ryushe, and Meta [985/1953] and won! 1 day, 06:13:45 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/15 00:34:01] tiwake, woonack, and Alric` [485/2086] have team battled Fluttershy, Kyree, and amdavies [1322/1597] and lost! 2 days, 00:38:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/15 07:02:21] PiotrekD [281/690] has challenged woonack [84/795] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:49:52 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[04/30/15 22:33:05] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:54:32 towards level 74.
[05/01/15 17:30:17] Plasmastar [301/470] has come upon woonack [81/795] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 11:55:34 is removed from Plasmastar's clock.
[05/03/15 02:03:57] G33KY, AngryParsley, and a1291762 [2225/2320] have team battled zouave, Panick, and woonack [823/1685] and won! 3 days, 21:03:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/15 17:30:39] Str1ngS, m1ndgames, and naw [933/1246] have team battled Syloq, dindinx, and woonack [1122/1662] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/15 20:11:02] woonack [70/795] has come upon bendem [334/417] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:01:34 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/04/15 10:30:22] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:52:45 towards level 74.
[05/06/15 00:09:08] Mapleyy and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/15 17:35:28] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:09:21 towards level 74.
[05/07/15 18:54:35] woonack [292/795] has come upon Asara [96/478] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:56:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/08/15 11:07:26] bl4ckscor3 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 05:45:30] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/15 08:42:06] Regnor, woonack, and aucg [210/1934] have team battled Nyarlathotep, arlen, and Frogging101 [1092/1518] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/15 05:36:46] SlowRiot and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/15 07:26:56] HeavyPodda [97/242] has challenged woonack [504/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/12/15 01:11:18] woonack [9/795] has come upon sedrik [621/636] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:18:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/12/15 02:49:48] woonack [779/795] has challenged argus [306/712] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:06:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/12/15 13:44:09] woonack [358/795] has come upon cirdan [291/789] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:35:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/12/15 13:56:19] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:02:43 from level 74.

[05/13/15 14:27:47] gravis, NezumiRyu, Soappy, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/15 10:03:54] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:08:21 from level 74.
[05/18/15 01:39:32] woonack [544/795] has come upon yasdorian [669/761] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:42:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/19/15 01:56:26] ChasedSpade, Avon, and Satoshi [2195/2573] have team battled woonack, ludjer, and nikoJ [1145/1853] and won! 1 day, 05:32:51 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/15 02:43:24] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:59 towards level 74.
[05/19/15 18:06:51] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:05 towards level 74.
[05/20/15 11:51:00] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:46 towards level 74.
[05/21/15 14:54:55] Flintts [29/41] has challenged woonack [305/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Flintts's clock.
[05/21/15 18:45:31] aucg [584/684] has challenged woonack [129/795] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:29:23 is removed from aucg's clock.
[05/24/15 11:20:56] woonack, Avon, and PiotrekD [733/2608] have team battled Sir_Lemming, identd, and gazarsgo [1548/1670] and lost! 0 days, 08:11:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/15 11:16:25] Nayru [462/502] has challenged woonack [638/795] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:39:57 is added to Nayru's clock.
[05/25/15 22:14:06] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:11:47 towards level 74.
[05/27/15 21:01:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 19 days, 16:12:49 toward level 74.
[05/28/15 11:13:18] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:12 from level 74.
[06/17/15 17:10:53] woonack [537/795] has challenged bigjay [204/565] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:56:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/18/15 22:02:20] woonack and jholtom have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/15 02:18:12] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:43 towards level 74.
[06/19/15 17:30:15] ChiefRA [406/489] has come upon woonack [533/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:05 is added to ChiefRA's clock.
[06/20/15 06:43:36] csssuf, andrewhuntley, and mthw [122/1863] have team battled AngryParsley, a1291762, and woonack [528/2394] and lost! 1 day, 05:42:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/15 17:26:02] Meta [122/403] has come upon woonack [766/795] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:57:26 is added to Meta's clock.
[07/08/15 18:07:48] Haquer [214/342] has challenged woonack [391/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Haquer's clock.

[07/09/15 07:50:31] redlegion [74/414] has challenged woonack [123/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to redlegion's clock.
[07/10/15 00:11:38] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:25:26 from level 74.
[07/10/15 03:41:17] Avy, woonack, and Majak [795/1554] have team battled RBecker, yond, and XVar [1224/1708] and lost! 0 days, 01:52:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/15 09:38:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 13 days, 02:07:52 toward level 74.
[07/10/15 11:05:51] vegadark [530/555] has come upon woonack [461/795] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 07:07:50 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[07/10/15 18:15:08] PersonalJ [274/461] has challenged woonack [189/795] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:56:47 is removed from PersonalJ's clock.
[07/11/15 14:52:19] woonack [674/795] has come upon Beavis [819/1044] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:20:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/13/15 02:34:29] woonack [230/795] has challenged sasaniak [165/695] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:50:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/13/15 15:15:51] woonack [653/795] has come upon argus [446/746] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:15:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/13/15 15:21:10] woonack [688/795] has come upon Booya [239/323] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:16:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/15/15 11:09:12] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:37 towards level 74.
[07/16/15 10:40:46] woonack, filinep, and Haquer [309/1597] have team battled Beavis, merx, and kork [1353/1684] and lost! 0 days, 16:42:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/15 16:45:47] rharwood and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/15 00:18:29] Plasmastar, Gaius, and bl4ckscor3 [1223/1288] have team battled woonack, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and dindinx [847/2348] and won! 0 days, 00:36:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/15 05:08:19] CornFly, Brainiac, and yond [1860/2592] have team battled woonack, zid, and SlowRiot [1931/2521] and lost! 1 day, 05:08:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/15 20:29:02] Nuve [237/324] has challenged woonack [563/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Nuve's clock.
[07/17/15 21:50:09] Killerkid, woonack, and AKBlindy [770/1976] have team battled pixelate, modulus, and Chuck [974/1254] and lost! 1 day, 10:25:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/15 00:50:11] csssuf and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/15 15:01:42] RBecker, ajhgfa, and abra0 [1303/1385] have team battled r00f, strugart, and woonack [1029/2088] and won! 0 days, 13:04:24 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/15 21:17:34] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:40 towards level 74.
[07/20/15 00:41:14] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:03:05 from level 74.
[07/21/15 00:47:18] fattrat [638/740] has come upon woonack [499/799] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:07:10 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[07/21/15 03:12:35] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/15 10:13:40] sjefen6 [432/446] has come upon woonack [39/799] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:25:18 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/21/15 17:50:54] woonack [317/799] has challenged JZTech101 [215/254] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/21/15 20:58:06] RistoUuranmaki [146/352] has challenged woonack [362/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[07/21/15 23:13:28] jenksy [183/604] has come upon woonack [745/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:18:39 is added to jenksy's clock.
[07/24/15 05:40:56] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:35 towards level 74.
[07/24/15 08:56:06] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:17 towards level 74.
[07/25/15 19:38:12] simple [283/566] has come upon woonack [794/799] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:43:58 is added to simple's clock.
[07/26/15 02:30:04] Nofew [155/877] has challenged woonack [349/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:21:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[07/26/15 16:35:14] greycat [745/866] has challenged woonack [553/799] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:00:34 is removed from greycat's clock.
[07/26/15 18:08:42] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:33 towards level 74.
[07/26/15 23:58:11] XVar [240/405] has challenged woonack [332/799] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to XVar's clock.
[07/27/15 09:08:39] Chwastopylos [6/26] has challenged woonack [389/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to Chwastopylos's clock.
[07/29/15 05:23:20] woonack [48/799] has come upon Strongbad [68/87] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:38 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/30/15 01:24:03] Foofin, Booya, woonack, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/15 15:34:38] Str1ngS and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/15 08:33:16] noother [473/933] has come upon woonack [231/799] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:14:07 is removed from noother's clock.
[08/01/15 16:51:16] woonack [201/799] has come upon Gizmokid2005 [390/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:33:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/02/15 19:43:40] Vivec [106/291] has challenged woonack [637/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Vivec's clock.
[08/03/15 04:36:08] hannesenator, LordH, and elf [1267/2143] have team battled blind, csssuf, and woonack [609/2340] and won! 0 days, 11:05:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/15 00:21:42] NezumiRyu, darkmage, and woonack [1052/2157] have team battled neurospex, Frogging101, and astropoint [1305/2221] and lost! 0 days, 22:20:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/15 18:40:59] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/15 19:04:59] iViLe [188/935] has challenged woonack [700/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:00 is added to iViLe's clock.
[08/05/15 22:36:31] RistoUuranmaki [402/477] has challenged woonack [36/799] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[08/06/15 03:19:16] csssuf and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/15 14:58:47] sedrik and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/15 05:36:27] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:58 towards level 74.
[08/10/15 19:56:13] woonack [714/799] has challenged Doctor [141/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/10/15 22:46:11] allo [635/764] has come upon woonack [378/799] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:04:10 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/11/15 04:30:35] shandor [294/702] has come upon woonack [589/799] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:59:34 is added to shandor's clock.
[08/12/15 05:06:51] woonack [334/799] has challenged dxrt [809/951] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:40:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/12/15 11:31:10] Jareeta, Kyree, and shandor [563/2124] have team battled Doctor, Gatewayy, and woonack [708/2099] and lost! 0 days, 15:59:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/15 15:16:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 13:27:27 toward level 74.
[08/13/15 12:42:19] Str1ngS and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/15 05:05:37] woonack ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:07 from level 74.
[09/01/15 12:06:36] ChiefRA [372/458] has come upon woonack [1/799] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:09:44 is removed from ChiefRA's clock.
[09/03/15 08:13:50] bl4ckscor3 [78/531] has come upon woonack [237/799] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:04:37 is added to bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/03/15 14:34:36] K0HAX [48/201] has challenged woonack [756/799] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[09/04/15 04:23:02] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:22 towards level 74.
[09/04/15 20:28:28] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:27 towards level 74.
[09/05/15 06:18:47] FrodoTheHobbit stole woonack's level 293 weapon while they were sleeping! FrodoTheHobbit leaves his old level 201 weapon behind, which woonack then takes.
[09/05/15 10:23:45] SudoKing [146/746] has challenged woonack [72/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:45:04 is removed from SudoKing's clock.
[09/05/15 17:28:55] cirdan [12/789] has challenged woonack [475/698] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:06:21 is added to cirdan's clock.
[09/05/15 20:36:58] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:05 from level 74.
[09/06/15 23:07:49] agrajag [115/684] has come upon woonack [429/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:22:52 is added to agrajag's clock.
[09/07/15 02:58:03] nfsnobody [592/677] has come upon woonack [169/698] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:47:22 is removed from nfsnobody's clock.
[09/07/15 04:58:04] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 16:26:25 toward level 74.
[09/07/15 20:03:47] Plasmastar and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/15 15:12:21] woonack [27/698] has come upon unicron [46/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:24:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/08/15 15:31:34] sbp, SmOkE_RU, and MetaNova [1046/1453] have team battled icxcnika, woonack, and Silvanus_Betrium [112/1546] and won! 0 days, 01:39:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/15 00:25:15] woonack [600/698] has come upon MetaNova [287/515] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:51:24 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/09/15 13:26:01] c0nducktr [42/171] has challenged woonack [231/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to c0nducktr's clock.
[09/11/15 01:36:58] pfoley, Gaius, and prattmic [2388/2461] have team battled Lilian, Doctor, and woonack [1421/2125] and won! 0 days, 09:27:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/15 13:50:42] bl4ckscor3 [289/517] has come upon woonack [109/698] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:27:18 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[09/12/15 04:21:54] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:12 towards level 74.
[09/12/15 04:48:41] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:38 from level 74.
[09/12/15 05:28:04] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/15 08:04:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 2 days, 00:47:34 toward level 74.
[09/12/15 11:53:55] lipek, zankore, and CornFly [2151/2460] have team battled woonack, godog, and Nayru [1611/1795] and won! 0 days, 08:22:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/15 21:54:55] Totengeist [272/847] has challenged woonack [128/698] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:08:20 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[09/15/15 00:53:55] JustAPerson, brendan, CornFly, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/15 16:09:06] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:36 from level 74.
[09/15/15 21:50:45] woonack [40/698] has challenged identd [191/644] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:47:34 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/16/15 08:02:52] woonack [204/698] has come upon Forge [156/333] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:32:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/16/15 14:52:05] woonack [82/698] has come upon neurospex [948/1015] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:33:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/16/15 16:11:24] Gorgon [35/530] has challenged woonack [28/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:37:22 is removed from Gorgon's clock.
[09/16/15 20:11:44] neurospex, m0shbear, ChiefRA, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/15 07:20:41] Ladon [138/801] has come upon woonack [555/698] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:56:28 is added to Ladon's clock.
[09/17/15 23:01:50] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/15 23:45:02] woonack slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/15 16:30:03] woonack [490/668] has challenged Frogging101 [48/522] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:06:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/18/15 20:06:56] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:15 towards level 75.
[09/18/15 22:32:44] Str1ngS and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/15 12:33:45] kork, icxcnika, and fattrat [312/1421] have team battled woonack, cirdan, and ekaron [839/1699] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/15 20:14:19] MadHatter [156/491] has challenged woonack [454/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:10:16 is added to MadHatter's clock.
[09/24/15 04:19:51] grant050, Gorgon, and argus [316/1657] have team battled hawk, iamzim, and woonack [1712/1813] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:28 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/15 05:17:40] micah [80/163] has come upon woonack [66/668] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:15:57 is removed from micah's clock.
[09/25/15 12:05:17] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 12:07:29] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:59 towards level 75.
[09/25/15 17:41:47] damyan, Andries, and zankore [774/1782] have team battled arlen, woonack, and PersonalJ [232/1837] and won! 0 days, 06:21:07 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/15 17:49:28] GreatRuby [0/0] has challenged woonack [520/668] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[09/25/15 19:57:25] woonack spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! woonack's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/15 00:02:37] Diitto and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/15 19:39:36] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:37:05 from level 75.
[09/27/15 12:34:59] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:38:23 towards level 75.
[09/28/15 16:21:30] Sir_Lemming, woonack, and SlowRiot [196/1909] have team battled MJ94, roy, and SmOkE_RU [415/1445] and lost! 2 days, 15:44:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/15 01:56:59] woonack [223/663] has challenged Tamini [274/623] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:26 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/30/15 18:34:05] GreatRuby [125/223] has challenged woonack [585/663] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to GreatRuby's clock.
[10/01/15 23:48:21] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:39:00 from level 75.
[10/02/15 05:32:58] vegadark [440/556] has come upon woonack [603/663] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:28:38 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/02/15 14:06:55] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/15 15:06:42] blind [533/839] has come upon woonack [243/663] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:08:11 is removed from blind's clock.
[10/03/15 10:18:34] Totengeist [554/838] has come upon woonack [88/663] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:21:54 is removed from Totengeist's clock.
[10/03/15 10:18:34] Totengeist has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 6 days, 17:59:32 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/03/15 15:30:56] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:11:00 towards level 75.
[10/05/15 04:12:50] woonack [47/663] has come upon TauPan [269/314] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:51:13 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/07/15 22:08:17] rharwood [54/664] has challenged woonack [298/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:40:24 is added to rharwood's clock.
[10/08/15 00:13:04] Satoshi [766/836] has come upon woonack [171/667] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 19:30:33 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/08/15 03:02:41] Satoshi [738/836] has come upon woonack [185/667] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 22:41:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/08/15 14:11:54] lutoma [2/16] has challenged woonack [461/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to lutoma's clock.
[10/09/15 04:25:00] yano and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 05:11:55] Meta, Foofin, and Asara [1098/1744] have team battled yano, woonack, and sbp [537/1940] and won! 0 days, 09:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/15 16:06:00] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:33:30 towards level 75.
[10/10/15 07:29:20] Majak [182/442] has challenged woonack [175/667] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:04:36 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/11/15 08:38:47] woonack [419/667] has challenged Frogging101 [473/528] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:52:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/11/15 09:10:05] bigjay [745/789] has challenged woonack [656/667] in combat and won! 11 days, 08:56:45 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[10/13/15 01:26:09] Lenny, woonack, and LordH [1409/2439] have team battled astropoint, vrillusions, and Akiyuki [452/2172] and won! 3 days, 04:02:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/15 02:23:51] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:39:04 towards level 75.
[10/13/15 04:14:38] woonack [2/667] has come upon NoodleCake [220/280] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:40:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/13/15 22:31:30] Loquatious [342/459] has challenged woonack [619/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Loquatious's clock.
[10/14/15 05:49:12] woonack [281/667] has come upon Haquer [247/535] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:26:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/15/15 11:50:24] lutoma [408/501] has challenged woonack [654/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to lutoma's clock.
[10/16/15 01:21:31] Phoon [36/56] has challenged woonack [596/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to Phoon's clock.
[10/16/15 08:16:38] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:56:38 from level 75.
[10/16/15 09:35:21] Ravioli [22/340] has challenged woonack [405/667] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Ravioli's clock.
[10/16/15 10:24:26] woonack [399/667] has challenged SlowRiot [124/687] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:34:20 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/16/15 13:59:12] woonack [44/667] has come upon PBabebu [41/111] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:47:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/16/15 20:35:53] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/15 22:39:51] woonack burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! woonack's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/15 09:53:50] kenyon, MontyZuma, and m0shbear [871/2980] have team battled woonack, Totengeist, and Sixbierehomme [1019/2251] and lost! 0 days, 07:39:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 07:18:41] Doctor [35/877] has challenged woonack [573/665] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Doctor's clock.
[10/18/15 11:56:41] Totengeist, woonack, and shandor [497/2224] have team battled sasaniak, Meta, and Danthemandoo [1749/1885] and lost! 5 days, 08:06:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/15 21:48:48] Zero [241/335] has challenged woonack [410/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Zero's clock.
[10/20/15 03:01:13] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:41:36 from level 75.
[10/20/15 18:25:02] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:00:11 towards level 75.
[10/21/15 16:40:22] x86_64, Zero, and zokko [534/1025] have team battled woonack, iamzim, and yano [437/1731] and won! 0 days, 04:11:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/15 18:49:22] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:46:40 towards level 75.
[10/22/15 12:50:29] FakeWizard [30/116] has challenged woonack [128/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to FakeWizard's clock.
[10/22/15 17:29:14] lutoma [516/529] has challenged woonack [419/665] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from lutoma's clock.
[10/22/15 19:44:17] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:32:41 from level 75.
[10/23/15 07:47:52] woonack, Hydrogenum, and SirMonkeybox [926/2126] have team battled charitwo, vox, and Remmy [1441/1781] and lost! 2 days, 08:52:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/15 10:01:25] GreatRuby, woonack, and roy [7/1348] have team battled Globalirc, joek, and soltys [424/1209] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:03 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/15 21:12:18] Firien [47/252] has challenged woonack [541/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to Firien's clock.
[10/23/15 21:33:38] woonack [150/665] has challenged hannesenator [190/498] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:45:43 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/24/15 04:10:38] Douhet [26/188] has challenged woonack [190/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Douhet's clock.
[10/24/15 12:39:22] fraq [97/445] has challenged woonack [383/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:06:18 is added to fraq's clock.
[10/25/15 05:54:01] shah [24/35] has challenged woonack [270/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to shah's clock.
[10/26/15 16:48:44] K0HAX [211/247] has challenged woonack [447/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to K0HAX's clock.
[10/26/15 21:31:43] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:06:18 towards level 75.
[10/27/15 10:56:35] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:30:18 from level 75.
[10/27/15 14:15:25] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:23:08 towards level 75.
[10/28/15 13:25:20] DelayedReactions [257/298] has challenged woonack [394/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to DelayedReactions's clock.
[10/30/15 00:31:27] Diitto [1/713] has challenged woonack [126/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:21 is added to Diitto's clock.
[10/31/15 06:42:58] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:23 towards level 75.
[11/01/15 00:06:58] Tamini [314/622] has challenged woonack [571/666] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:18:09 is added to Tamini's clock.
[11/01/15 08:25:34] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:46:49 towards level 75.
[11/02/15 16:26:19] yasdorian and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 03:41:31] Frogging101 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/15 19:46:35] MrGlass [76/283] has challenged woonack [350/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[11/04/15 05:15:23] blizgerg, Fluttershy, and woonack [412/2321] have team battled droogie, ChasedSpade, and Haquer [425/2051] and lost! 1 day, 06:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/15 23:11:28] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/15 18:14:38] robochot [46/85] has challenged woonack [88/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to robochot's clock.
[11/07/15 03:09:51] BronyDee, ruan, and blizgerg [1405/1635] have team battled roy, splinny, and woonack [169/1758] and won! 0 days, 23:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/15 07:28:57] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:29:34 from level 75.
[11/07/15 18:23:17] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:36:37 towards level 75.
[11/07/15 22:03:20] holloway [132/322] has challenged woonack [408/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to holloway's clock.
[11/10/15 12:37:44] Oooooog [323/451] has come upon woonack [139/646] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:48:50 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[11/11/15 21:05:00] vox [507/746] has come upon woonack [73/646] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:37:59 is removed from vox's clock.
[11/11/15 21:14:33] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:49:24 towards level 75.
[11/12/15 11:30:19] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:41:36 from level 75.
[11/12/15 14:52:10] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:55:04 from level 75.
[11/13/15 07:30:49] woonack [434/646] has come upon Glorfindel [481/820] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:42:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/19/15 02:47:41] Bkid [220/443] has challenged woonack [578/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:31 is added to Bkid's clock.
[11/19/15 11:04:26] Cypher [776/923] has come upon woonack [617/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:40:45 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[11/19/15 16:52:34] woonack [46/646] has challenged reim [181/637] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:59:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/21/15 16:21:18] SmOkE_RU [116/533] has come upon woonack [638/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:09 is added to SmOkE_RU's clock.
[11/22/15 18:17:26] woonack [628/646] has challenged AngryParsley [679/906] in combat and lost! 11 days, 01:46:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/22/15 20:18:05] woonack [102/646] has challenged Birdbones [67/978] in combat and won! 20 days, 02:23:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/15 20:54:40] woonack [115/646] has come upon Unikitty [64/473] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 21:36:17 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/24/15 01:00:46] AWildColin and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 00:23:15] strugart, catfishpeanutbutterbbq, and argus [1896/2590] have team battled aucg, zokko, and woonack [279/1771] and won! 1 day, 02:33:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/15 00:35:55] woonack [433/646] has challenged sjefen6 [188/371] in combat and won! 13 days, 19:52:03 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/25/15 03:22:30] Bl4ckD34tH [409/509] has come upon woonack [450/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:26 is added to Bl4ckD34tH's clock.
[11/26/15 02:33:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 21:19:07 from level 75.
[11/26/15 04:59:05] aucg, ChiefRA, and woonack [621/1835] have team battled Simie, simple, and kier [848/1639] and lost! 3 days, 06:59:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/15 15:56:26] irix [937/1021] has challenged woonack [598/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:30:55 is removed from irix's clock.
[11/26/15 23:58:52] woonack [42/646] has challenged grooverider [764/1027] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:13:59 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/27/15 00:59:10] iViLe [278/947] has challenged woonack [634/646] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:29:44 is added to iViLe's clock.
[11/27/15 15:04:44] woonack [356/646] has challenged blizgerg [129/813] in combat and won! 21 days, 11:36:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/30/15 11:31:00] woonack [302/646] has challenged tmberg [434/844] in combat and lost! 9 days, 12:46:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/30/15 20:56:29] Gmane [4/6] has challenged woonack [636/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to Gmane's clock.
[12/01/15 18:28:46] woonack set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 09:25:16 from level 75.
[12/02/15 04:20:31] argus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/15 09:49:03] woonack [436/646] has challenged kork [212/350] in combat and won! 22 days, 00:19:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/04/15 22:58:38] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/15 21:36:06] fraq, honkybonky, and Zero [270/1723] have team battled irix, SmOkE_RU, and woonack [850/2206] and lost! 0 days, 20:40:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/15 15:29:19] MontyZuma, Gmane, and Sir_Lemming [144/1725] have team battled KyloRen, woonack, and Majak [298/1585] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/15 15:35:24] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:16:54 towards level 75.
[12/07/15 09:37:53] yano and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/15 11:50:50] woonack, discopig, and Ladon [157/2279] have team battled x86_64, JensRex, and belugawhale [775/1132] and lost! 5 days, 09:15:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/15 15:54:39] vegadark [226/533] has come upon woonack [341/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:56:51 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/10/15 05:26:22] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:38:23 towards level 75.
[12/10/15 07:24:10] kensington [47/515] has come upon woonack [568/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:04:37 is added to kensington's clock.
[12/11/15 03:09:55] Regnor [180/818] has challenged woonack [55/646] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:09:15 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[12/13/15 07:36:48] PBabebu [122/225] has challenged woonack [373/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to PBabebu's clock.
[12/13/15 19:48:48] woonack [338/646] has come upon kensington [505/515] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:19:43 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/13/15 22:07:38] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:37:19 towards level 75.
[12/14/15 11:15:48] Timson, Sir_Lemming, and woonack [1332/1401] have team battled kier, Pogor, and bl4ckscor3 [477/1165] and won! 0 days, 00:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/15 15:13:33] GreatRuby stole woonack's level 66 amulet while they were sleeping! GreatRuby leaves his old level 17 amulet behind, which woonack then takes.
[12/15/15 05:54:52] KyloRen, Nic, and abra0 [226/1342] have team battled woonack, MetaNova, and jdb [760/1573] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/15 23:13:59] Bkid [235/381] has come upon woonack [194/592] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:55:34 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[12/17/15 13:47:58] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:26:50 towards level 75.
[12/18/15 07:25:18] BURUT [228/547] has come upon woonack [536/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:00 is added to BURUT's clock.
[12/18/15 18:57:34] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:55:37 towards level 75.
[12/18/15 21:03:33] woonack, MontyZuma, and Andries [665/1997] have team battled Timson, Sir_Lemming, and zankore [712/1464] and lost! 1 day, 04:32:42 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/15 22:27:50] RBecker [298/685] has come upon woonack [460/592] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:48:40 is added to RBecker's clock.
[12/20/15 23:29:10] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:37:18 from level 75.
[12/21/15 12:59:24] Petri, MetaNova, pfoley, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/15 00:39:45] kapitanluffy [130/580] has come upon woonack [314/592] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:59:56 is added to kapitanluffy's clock.
[12/24/15 00:38:03] eva42, lutoma, and TauPan [190/1865] have team battled woonack, shandor, and PriceChild [401/1769] and lost! 0 days, 04:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/15 08:17:20] Kered [180/198] has challenged woonack [369/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Kered's clock.
[12/24/15 09:09:50] Gmane [134/293] has challenged woonack [54/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:16:44 is removed from Gmane's clock.
[12/24/15 18:53:36] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:37:26 towards level 75.
[12/25/15 12:45:04] woonack, DesertStorm, and bendem [1242/1549] have team battled SirMonkeybox, identd, and a1291762 [1386/2375] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/15 19:16:13] irix [89/1026] has challenged woonack [435/592] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to irix's clock.
[12/30/15 15:18:32] woonack [235/592] has challenged Ironhoof [156/459] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:29:20 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/30/15 15:46:55] PriceChild and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 06:11:35] FakeWizard, Samus, and Kered [1238/1543] have team battled unicron, woonack, and roy [991/1836] and won! 0 days, 04:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/15 21:49:35] Nofew and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/16 02:06:45] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/16 06:20:18] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:20:46 from level 75.
[01/02/16 17:27:57] woonack [274/592] has come upon Crazycatlady [83/407] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:24:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/02/16 21:11:58] Kered, MJ94, and pixelate [1356/1673] have team battled Gizmokid2005, woonack, and Darky [629/2338] and won! 0 days, 05:43:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/16 22:45:10] woonack [483/592] has come upon Virtual [337/832] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:21:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/03/16 06:22:44] woonack [451/592] has come upon blindbox [426/579] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:34:00 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/04/16 07:02:03] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/16 16:16:43] theemstra [316/469] has come upon woonack [571/592] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:08:00 is added to theemstra's clock.
[01/06/16 14:05:09] lipek, Frogging101, and SmOkE_RU [339/2186] have team battled Fluttershy, elf, and woonack [1235/2280] and lost! 3 days, 06:49:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/16 22:25:49] Birdbones, kier, and dindinx [1712/2104] have team battled tspange, woonack, and anal0g [367/1275] and won! 0 days, 20:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/16 21:41:54] tiwake, FakeWizard, and woonack [639/2052] have team battled joek, Totengeist, and sbp [1034/1862] and lost! 1 day, 20:49:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/16 05:44:14] Zythan [208/256] has challenged woonack [416/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/09/16 08:03:23] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:45 towards level 75.
[01/11/16 12:19:28] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:19 towards level 75.
[01/12/16 09:14:51] woonack [440/592] has challenged vegadark [62/405] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:12:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/12/16 18:18:28] woonack [254/592] has challenged Zaratustra [480/915] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/13/16 08:01:24] mixxit [21/23] has challenged woonack [499/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:16 is added to mixxit's clock.
[01/13/16 09:24:07] woonack [17/592] has challenged Hydrogenum [470/515] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:09:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/14/16 01:40:40] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:46:54 from level 75.
[01/14/16 05:34:53] woonack [139/592] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [134/499] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:12:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/14/16 11:08:11] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:10:27 towards level 75.
[01/15/16 09:50:25] D-NICE, 0rion, and Petri [1355/1502] have team battled Hydrogenum, yano, and woonack [1522/1763] and lost! 0 days, 11:14:52 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/16 15:44:43] kier [250/519] has challenged woonack [565/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:46:20 is added to kier's clock.
[01/16/16 05:24:25] Xenthys and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/16 08:50:50] woonack [428/592] has challenged ryushe [718/868] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:19:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/16/16 11:39:19] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:12 towards level 75.
[01/16/16 14:53:08] SpaceKookie [184/387] has challenged woonack [19/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:29:25 is removed from SpaceKookie's clock.
[01/16/16 20:46:16] ty [29/55] has challenged woonack [205/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to ty's clock.
[01/17/16 03:15:40] Zaratustra, woonack, kork, and Chuck have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/16 17:27:45] Zaratustra, fattrat, and woonack [457/2272] have team battled kier, XenGi, and Cameron_D [347/2485] and won! 0 days, 03:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/16 20:12:53] ruan [268/404] has challenged woonack [91/592] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:01:22 is removed from ruan's clock.
[01/19/16 07:10:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 00:03:04 from level 75.
[01/20/16 02:33:30] bren [129/207] has challenged woonack [354/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to bren's clock.
[01/22/16 20:49:26] Misza [887/990] has challenged woonack [410/592] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:40:34 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/23/16 18:31:58] Xenthys, Milquetoast, and FrodoTheHobbit [905/2320] have team battled rxcomm, woonack, and Senka [2/1714] and won! 0 days, 04:24:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/16 21:14:47] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:17 towards level 75.
[01/24/16 12:04:13] Virtual [74/832] has challenged woonack [92/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:36 is added to Virtual's clock.
[01/25/16 00:44:02] Senka [356/579] has challenged woonack [556/592] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Senka's clock.
[01/26/16 06:20:16] Misza [354/990] has challenged woonack [155/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:40 is removed from Misza's clock.
[01/26/16 18:15:32] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:08 towards level 75.
[01/26/16 19:25:52] Zythan [174/427] has come upon woonack [461/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:15 is added to Zythan's clock.
[01/26/16 23:31:15] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/16 05:52:29] petrichor [126/459] has come upon woonack [129/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:04:43 is added to petrichor's clock.
[01/28/16 05:38:20] woonack [317/595] has challenged Sohnae [63/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:30:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/28/16 17:02:41] Str1ngS and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 06:07:54] irix, Valkor, and Meta [2580/2638] have team battled Xenthys, Fluttershy, and woonack [1028/1856] and won! 1 day, 19:57:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 17:12:33] Regnor, woonack, and MrGlass [1805/1947] have team battled MadHatter, CornFly, and redlegion [1606/2118] and won! 1 day, 21:58:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/16 21:18:45] DesertStorm, woonack, and theemstra [395/1573] have team battled SpaceKookie, Hydrogenum, and Cenhinen [92/1505] and won! 0 days, 15:41:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 07:40:05] magnetik, darkmage, BURUT, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/16 11:11:02] Valkor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/16 22:17:43] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:56 towards level 75.
[02/01/16 16:01:14] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:16 towards level 75.
[02/01/16 18:41:44] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:44 towards level 75.
[02/02/16 17:01:18] Majak, fattrat, and woonack [1492/1761] have team battled idisjunction, NoodleCake, and kier [88/1804] and won! 3 days, 07:47:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/16 01:13:53] woonack [566/595] has come upon aucg [198/708] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:58:24 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/03/16 18:14:16] Diitto, sjefen6, and woonack [451/1850] have team battled Onceuponaban, tspange, and freeboson [96/1486] and won! 1 day, 23:35:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/16 18:47:21] woonack [588/595] has challenged simple [536/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:42:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/06/16 19:38:47] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/16 02:20:41] NoodleCake [180/392] has challenged woonack [394/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[02/08/16 03:42:41] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:32 towards level 75.
[02/08/16 23:01:59] Virtual, irix, and yang [1522/2546] have team battled fattrat, MetaNova, and woonack [1104/1880] and won! 0 days, 07:28:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/16 05:27:14] Fluttershy [313/841] has challenged woonack [488/595] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:29:17 is added to Fluttershy's clock.
[02/10/16 06:21:44] ChasedSpade, SynthesizerPatel, and gipyelrah [2251/2366] have team battled Babar, Fluttershy, and woonack [765/2350] and won! 0 days, 00:58:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/16 02:18:31] Sir_Lemming, h00k, and ruan [1299/1915] have team battled d34th, Valkor, and woonack [1248/2145] and won! 1 day, 11:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/16 19:53:11] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:48:33 from level 75.
[02/16/16 22:48:19] unicron [435/707] has come upon woonack [471/595] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:14:57 is added to unicron's clock.
[02/17/16 02:52:29] woonack [0/595] has come upon bl4ckscor3 [211/501] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:39:03 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/17/16 16:02:10] woonack [309/595] has challenged WallIdl [30/297] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:50:17 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/18/16 06:18:17] ville, kier, and Sir_Lemming [795/1922] have team battled WallIdl, woonack, and sbp [271/1490] and won! 0 days, 20:22:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/16 11:53:58] Pici [229/715] has come upon woonack [59/595] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:57:52 is removed from Pici's clock.
[02/19/16 10:59:23] Brom, kork, and woonack [394/1615] have team battled Gizmokid2005, GilbertErik, and Chuck [0/1645] and won! 2 days, 15:07:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/16 11:17:54] woonack [542/595] has challenged ville [192/627] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/20/16 11:51:56] himuraken [29/261] has challenged woonack [554/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to himuraken's clock.
[02/21/16 19:38:07] Gerdesas [379/611] has challenged woonack [232/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:17:17 is removed from Gerdesas's clock.
[02/24/16 03:21:21] davidfg4 stole woonack's level 48 tunic while they were sleeping! davidfg4 leaves his old level 27 tunic behind, which woonack then takes.
[02/24/16 22:37:39] woonack [482/572] has come upon RistoUuranmaki [393/560] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:44:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/25/16 04:00:35] Misza [794/971] has challenged woonack [499/572] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:18:34 is removed from Misza's clock.
[02/25/16 12:09:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 2 days, 05:47:56 toward level 75.
[02/26/16 11:30:49] Brom [58/606] has come upon woonack [369/572] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:05:22 is added to Brom's clock.
[02/26/16 14:47:44] masterme120 [242/248] has challenged woonack [515/572] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to masterme120's clock.
[02/27/16 00:41:32] DrOfBaconNomics [18/609] has challenged woonack [265/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to DrOfBaconNomics's clock.
[02/28/16 23:35:00] woonack [38/574] has challenged argus [206/689] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:46:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/29/16 08:55:44] HeavyPodda, Diitto, and Chuck [1894/2363] have team battled Furry, Fluttershy, and woonack [1881/2069] and won! 0 days, 04:39:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/16 18:52:57] MJ94, Killerkid, and Globalirc [1416/2211] have team battled Virtual, Birdbones, and woonack [835/2393] and won! 0 days, 04:58:07 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/16 20:50:23] pants [161/567] has challenged woonack [86/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:43:44 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/02/16 04:09:22] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:46:15 towards level 75.
[03/02/16 04:20:47] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 27 days, 03:44:31 from level 75.
[03/02/16 10:10:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 01:15:27 from level 75.
[03/03/16 06:53:45] MadHatter, davidfg4, and Kronos [1943/1998] have team battled Gmane, elf, and woonack [840/1765] and won! 0 days, 10:24:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/16 14:27:11] woonack [245/570] has challenged Scar3cr0w [257/784] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:58:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/04/16 07:08:54] Firien [47/560] has come upon woonack [204/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:25:06 is added to Firien's clock.
[03/07/16 16:57:16] Lios and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/16 02:01:39] Bkid, woonack, and fattrat [467/1955] have team battled mthw, iViLe, and Cameron_D [2505/2654] and lost! 2 days, 09:03:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/16 14:06:45] NoodleCake [165/416] has challenged woonack [278/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:01 is added to NoodleCake's clock.
[03/08/16 22:56:17] woonack [248/570] has come upon honkybonky [713/726] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:13:39 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/09/16 06:11:32] Schrodinger and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/16 08:38:22] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:08:03 towards level 75.
[03/09/16 10:21:29] woonack [512/570] has come upon damyan [601/772] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:34:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/09/16 18:05:09] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:24:00 towards level 75.
[03/10/16 00:28:49] woonack, kusuriya, and holloway [287/1394] have team battled CornFly, darkmage, and identd [1282/2555] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/16 03:19:39] a1291762 [443/1023] has challenged woonack [128/570] in combat and won! 12 days, 20:15:55 is removed from a1291762's clock.
[03/10/16 17:24:32] DesertStorm [341/616] has challenged woonack [447/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:22 is added to DesertStorm's clock.
[03/11/16 06:06:57] Alasdair, woonack, and echeese [339/1164] have team battled Lenny, a1291762, and darkmage [779/3045] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/16 08:16:52] MrGlass [270/549] has come upon woonack [216/570] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:06:30 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[03/12/16 22:44:03] woonack [197/570] has challenged Fluttershy [843/941] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:36:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/13/16 01:46:10] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:45:06 towards level 75.
[03/13/16 05:46:04] woonack [351/570] has challenged jdb [215/590] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:50:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/13/16 10:18:53] theblazehen [14/510] has come upon woonack [442/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:15 is added to theblazehen's clock.
[03/14/16 20:21:42] felixfire619 [239/269] has challenged woonack [492/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to felixfire619's clock.
[03/15/16 03:32:38] woonack [338/570] has come upon bigjay [48/826] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 09:41:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/15/16 22:27:10] CornFly, woonack, and Xyrael [1903/2330] have team battled Mirc0p, Lios, and rxcomm [1290/1780] and won! 1 day, 12:03:51 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/16 13:08:01] woonack [207/570] has come upon kusuriya [67/458] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:39:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/17/16 15:22:52] yur [111/170] has challenged woonack [175/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to yur's clock.
[03/18/16 08:09:52] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:02 towards level 75.
[03/18/16 11:31:02] woonack [399/570] has challenged Globalirc [602/612] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/19/16 18:27:40] hawk, gipyelrah, woonack, and vox have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/20/16 00:24:41] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:00 towards level 75.
[03/20/16 01:44:15] eva42 [151/1106] has challenged woonack [511/572] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:10:41 is added to eva42's clock.
[03/20/16 06:02:56] woonack [195/572] has come upon Sixbierehomme [244/806] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:07:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/20/16 10:50:52] woonack, ruan, and RBecker [1341/1639] have team battled ElectRo, yano, and JensRex [584/2120] and won! 2 days, 15:56:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/16 10:54:34] woonack [263/572] has come upon argus [618/775] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:04:26 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/23/16 21:10:28] Nix [409/488] has challenged woonack [52/572] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:34:18 is removed from Nix's clock.
[03/24/16 05:58:50] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:43:52 towards level 75.
[03/26/16 08:50:30] wvlf stole woonack's level 29 tunic while they were sleeping! wvlf leaves his old level 22 tunic behind, which woonack then takes.
[03/27/16 10:03:08] woonack, echeese, and Nix [925/1399] have team battled AngryParsley, tspange, and m0shbear [1730/2267] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/16 03:47:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 22 days, 04:41:08 toward level 75.
[03/28/16 13:17:27] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:36 towards level 75.
[04/06/16 22:43:54] woonack [175/564] has come upon desspugne [901/986] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:19:26 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/07/16 06:15:03] woonack and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 00:42:59] identd and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/16 03:36:00] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:52:26 towards level 75.
[04/09/16 20:49:03] FakeWizard, sasaniak, and mordac [1315/1593] have team battled woonack, Birdbones, and iovoid [988/1868] and won! 0 days, 00:51:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/16 23:41:48] abra0 [337/578] has come upon woonack [464/564] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:51:22 is added to abra0's clock.
[04/10/16 00:03:15] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 18:59:14] woonack and basepi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/16 20:41:17] Jagon [309/347] has challenged woonack [205/564] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:47 is removed from Jagon's clock.
[04/11/16 15:05:41] kier [173/759] has come upon woonack [488/564] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:23:50 is added to kier's clock.
[04/13/16 01:48:57] woonack [304/564] has challenged SynthesizerPatel [192/738] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:09:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/13/16 08:21:25] blind, Bvarne, woonack, and basepi have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/16 10:52:25] woonack [432/564] has challenged tiwake [299/1001] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:59:55 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/14/16 04:14:45] woonack [428/564] has come upon Gmane [104/362] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:10:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/14/16 04:59:26] woonack [57/564] has challenged keeper_c [570/1239] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:37:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/14/16 09:46:16] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:59 towards level 75.
[04/14/16 14:06:35] Ttech [334/1368] has come upon woonack [115/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:47:07 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[04/15/16 13:33:45] Schrodinger and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/16 18:50:23] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:48 towards level 75.
[04/15/16 19:46:39] Andries, Birdbones, and JensRex [119/1847] have team battled woonack, Zye, and sjefen6 [660/1133] and lost! 3 days, 11:53:12 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/16 13:51:03] woonack [23/564] has come upon hannesenator [649/817] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:29:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/17/16 01:12:09] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:11:57 from level 75.
[04/17/16 14:31:07] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:25:23 from level 75.
[04/17/16 17:29:23] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:56:13 towards level 75.
[04/19/16 19:48:27] Tratos [369/594] has challenged woonack [381/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:33 is added to Tratos's clock.
[04/20/16 09:37:34] woonack, vrillusions, and Antutuuuuu [1781/2039] have team battled Bvarne, ChasedSpade, and SynthesizerPatel [207/2065] and won! 2 days, 04:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/16 21:43:42] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:34:16 from level 75.
[04/20/16 23:45:28] woonack and Opie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/16 04:19:23] woonack [189/564] has come upon Friedolin [169/208] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:42:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/22/16 16:56:14] Andries and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/16 06:21:52] woonack [335/564] has come upon Zaratustra [747/921] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:45:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/24/16 09:22:00] Bvarne and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/16 04:52:30] Ladon [383/856] has come upon woonack [514/564] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:57:02 is added to Ladon's clock.
[04/26/16 16:47:36] rxcomm [291/798] has challenged woonack [433/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:53:50 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[04/27/16 06:35:10] Samus, woonack, and Kiesteel [848/1888] have team battled Gmane, Boohbah, and Intee [567/1155] and won! 0 days, 03:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/16 03:40:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 16 days, 14:05:57 toward level 75.
[04/28/16 09:30:47] Eiam [577/621] has come upon woonack [471/564] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:23:41 is removed from Eiam's clock.
[04/28/16 21:21:30] ville [281/782] has come upon woonack [252/564] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:33:08 is removed from ville's clock.
[04/29/16 22:28:47] Ironhoof [31/506] has come upon woonack [242/564] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:52:05 is added to Ironhoof's clock.
[04/30/16 02:26:20] strugart stole woonack's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! strugart leaves his old level 34 helm behind, which woonack then takes.
[04/30/16 05:26:15] magnetik, LordH, and yur [1280/1771] have team battled rxcomm, strugart, and woonack [1665/2204] and lost! 0 days, 03:48:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/16 17:33:43] woonack, Simie, and dindinx [1576/1940] have team battled yasdorian, ryushe, and babilen [778/2040] and won! 0 days, 02:37:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/16 17:14:11] brycec and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/16 04:01:37] MrGlass [141/611] has come upon woonack [194/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:13:30 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[05/05/16 14:21:45] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:45:23 towards level 75.
[05/06/16 07:53:10] Meta [637/689] has come upon woonack [376/524] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:36:42 is removed from Meta's clock.
[05/06/16 08:18:39] sasaniak [591/654] has challenged woonack [394/524] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:07:17 is removed from sasaniak's clock.
[05/06/16 23:19:29] bootdisk, vegadark, and Lios [8/1563] have team battled woonack, Zye, and simple [457/1590] and lost! 1 day, 12:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/16 06:09:57] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:37:16 from level 75.
[05/08/16 01:34:37] woonack [117/524] has challenged Brom [54/594] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:51:47 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/08/16 02:24:13] RBecker, woonack, and Globalirc [1841/1895] have team battled eva42, yur, and arlen [1438/2599] and won! 0 days, 04:28:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/16 05:45:05] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:56:26 towards level 75.
[05/09/16 10:23:14] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:15:37 from level 75.
[05/09/16 12:56:55] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:43:27 towards level 75.
[05/09/16 23:03:25] yasdorian [84/602] has challenged woonack [83/526] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:11:09 is removed from yasdorian's clock.
[05/10/16 09:05:19] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:24 towards level 75.
[05/10/16 17:49:41] woonack [32/526] has come upon sasaniak [91/654] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:15:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/12/16 08:17:20] PiotrekD [253/588] has challenged woonack [223/526] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:46:38 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[05/12/16 08:17:20] PiotrekD has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:01:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/14/16 16:48:41] woonack [89/526] has come upon arlen [257/1007] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:28:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/15/16 06:45:00] mthw [173/631] has challenged woonack [427/526] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:35:57 is added to mthw's clock.
[05/15/16 07:45:24] woonack [359/526] has challenged godog [59/650] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:03:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/15/16 21:16:02] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:55:20 from level 75.
[05/16/16 06:53:52] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:05:20 towards level 75.
[05/16/16 16:14:23] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:29:52 from level 75.
[05/16/16 19:22:59] Hundikutsikas [451/569] has come upon woonack [524/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:35 is added to Hundikutsikas's clock.
[05/17/16 03:14:32] brycec, rharwood, and woonack [521/1720] have team battled kenyon, ruan, and Diitto [300/2799] and won! 0 days, 19:04:29 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 14:31:24] godog and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/16 22:50:26] woonack ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:33:09 from level 75.
[05/18/16 01:11:32] woonack [330/526] has challenged Ironhoof [400/564] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:23:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/18/16 18:29:14] ville [593/751] has come upon woonack [330/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:37:10 is removed from ville's clock.
[05/19/16 16:59:31] Eldoreth [225/274] has challenged woonack [442/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Eldoreth's clock.
[05/19/16 18:18:03] brendan, Satoshi, unicron, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/16 08:12:50] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:53:30 towards level 75.
[05/20/16 12:24:24] Adar [329/589] has challenged woonack [325/526] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:35:09 is removed from Adar's clock.
[05/20/16 12:24:24] Adar has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:26:24 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/20/16 21:25:34] Shayy [141/283] has challenged woonack [339/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Shayy's clock.
[05/21/16 12:15:29] kenyon [914/1365] has challenged woonack [321/526] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:34:18 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[05/23/16 03:53:30] kenyon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 11:21:08] woonack and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/16 19:29:05] Cenhinen [177/603] has come upon woonack [287/526] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:11:09 is added to Cenhinen's clock.
[05/24/16 19:20:41] SirMonkeybox [275/848] has come upon woonack [169/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:33 is removed from SirMonkeybox's clock.
[05/26/16 15:03:22] woonack [353/526] has challenged Anaxyn [37/336] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:25:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/26/16 17:54:54] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:04:22 towards level 75.
[05/27/16 05:00:31] Shayy [21/284] has come upon woonack [368/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:55 is added to Shayy's clock.
[05/27/16 19:37:40] damyan [544/798] has come upon woonack [404/526] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 05:47:48 is removed from damyan's clock.
[05/28/16 05:15:52] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:21:41 towards level 75.
[05/28/16 05:21:06] RistoUuranmaki [259/543] has come upon woonack [195/526] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:36:23 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/29/16 03:06:39] Furry and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/16 20:40:30] colints [36/329] has challenged woonack [478/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to colints's clock.
[05/30/16 10:41:32] Furry, Gmane, and woonack [199/1493] have team battled Cysioland, rharwood, and Nofew [1986/2118] and lost! 1 day, 10:42:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/16 20:52:22] Woona [72/369] has challenged woonack [277/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to Woona's clock.
[05/31/16 02:07:02] Geela [13/47] has challenged woonack [260/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to Geela's clock.
[05/31/16 13:48:21] Brainiac [724/728] has challenged woonack [343/532] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:09:13 is removed from Brainiac's clock.
[05/31/16 20:49:39] woonack [423/532] has come upon robox [559/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:42:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/03/16 17:19:52] Woona stole woonack's level 66 ring while they were sleeping! Woona leaves his old level 34 ring behind, which woonack then takes.
[06/04/16 22:32:24] woonack [234/497] has come upon Milquetoast [657/895] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:35:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/05/16 02:29:07] woonack [425/497] has challenged vegadark [271/415] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:00:07 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/05/16 06:30:36] woonack [273/497] has challenged pico [231/413] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:25:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/06/16 12:03:59] ChasedSpade, Majak, and MadHatter [352/1620] have team battled tehdude, hannesenator, and woonack [1666/1705] and lost! 2 days, 02:30:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/16 18:40:24] SarahD [570/578] has come upon woonack [82/497] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:13:44 is removed from SarahD's clock.
[06/07/16 05:38:01] woonack got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:54:33 from level 75.
[06/07/16 15:52:15] shandor [640/722] has challenged woonack [305/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:51:16 is removed from shandor's clock.
[06/07/16 19:26:21] woonack [116/497] has come upon prime [446/579] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:02:03 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/08/16 01:23:06] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:56:56 towards level 75.
[06/08/16 06:57:59] bigjay [620/1019] has challenged woonack [264/497] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:40:12 is removed from bigjay's clock.
[06/08/16 10:17:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 18:04:00 from level 75.
[06/08/16 20:29:43] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:18:53 towards level 75.
[06/08/16 22:49:12] oooooooooooooooo [328/376] has challenged woonack [7/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from oooooooooooooooo's clock.
[06/09/16 09:38:34] PwnageCat [56/154] has challenged woonack [376/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to PwnageCat's clock.
[06/09/16 10:50:56] woonack got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:25:50 from level 75.
[06/09/16 21:13:06] brendan [132/969] has challenged woonack [454/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:53 is added to brendan's clock.
[06/14/16 11:22:13] IndigoTiger, Firien, and identd [1506/1865] have team battled vBm, Bradicus, and woonack [178/1177] and won! 0 days, 07:12:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/16 02:33:20] Lemelisk, Jagon, vrillusions, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/16 22:48:25] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:43:02 from level 75.
[06/18/16 07:46:41] Gatewayy [831/868] has come upon woonack [451/497] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:30:55 is removed from Gatewayy's clock.
[06/19/16 11:51:36] woonack [406/497] has challenged Asara [513/1070] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:52:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/20/16 14:00:59] vegadark [1/415] has challenged woonack [153/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:03:28 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/22/16 23:21:26] vegadark [105/415] has challenged woonack [132/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:36:35 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/23/16 19:13:37] woonack [296/497] has come upon ChasedSpade [62/695] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:00:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/24/16 11:34:51] double [42/624] has challenged woonack [13/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:39:47 is removed from double's clock.
[06/25/16 06:36:34] woonack [75/497] has come upon tiwake [68/1001] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:16:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/28/16 20:10:38] SynthesizerPatel, vBm, and ChasedSpade [490/1816] have team battled KeboDK, Doctor, and woonack [1883/2331] and lost! 0 days, 10:29:57 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/16 07:15:15] robox [117/606] has challenged woonack [176/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:51:09 is added to robox's clock.
[06/29/16 12:01:07] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:37:39 from level 75.
[06/30/16 12:33:37] kenyon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/16 09:19:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 20 days, 07:30:23 toward level 75.
[07/04/16 06:57:13] unicron [269/724] has challenged woonack [360/497] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:16:28 is added to unicron's clock.
[07/05/16 03:17:44] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:57:07 from level 75.
[07/05/16 04:00:07] Zaratustra, grooverider, and Bkid [1935/2325] have team battled CornFly, woonack, and rharwood [120/1971] and won! 1 day, 21:24:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/16 14:08:27] Firien [738/862] has challenged woonack [37/497] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:59:17 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/06/16 20:37:22] kenyon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/16 22:14:20] naf [101/243] has challenged woonack [67/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:31 is removed from naf's clock.
[07/07/16 16:10:29] SlowRiot [340/996] has come upon woonack [104/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:40:17 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[07/08/16 07:31:33] SchrodingersScat [346/481] has challenged woonack [220/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:53:55 is removed from SchrodingersScat's clock.
[07/08/16 20:09:00] woonack, dwfreed, and LordH [1042/1778] have team battled Frogging101, Bradicus, and MrGlass [273/1500] and won! 1 day, 18:56:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/16 16:56:43] woonack [27/497] has come upon fusion89k [93/212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/10/16 14:09:35] CornFly, IdleMaster, and holloway [295/1946] have team battled woonack, Pokota, and yasdorian [100/1689] and won! 1 day, 21:56:32 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/16 18:17:02] woonack and FakeWizard have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/16 06:56:57] woonack [17/497] has challenged Cenhinen [391/630] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/12/16 05:04:52] argus [169/564] has challenged woonack [174/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:15:41 is added to argus's clock.
[07/13/16 02:07:28] yur, Ironhoof, and XJR-9 [662/1968] have team battled torg, woonack, and Tenorman [1137/1661] and lost! 1 day, 20:22:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/16 03:14:08] woonack, sbp, and Ironhoof [858/1933] have team battled unicron, Bkid, and jdb [830/1994] and won! 3 days, 00:18:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/16 07:57:50] KyloRen, CornFly, and Satoshi [217/2422] have team battled JensRex, yasdorian, and woonack [1471/1604] and lost! 0 days, 17:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/16 16:48:35] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:16 from level 75.
[07/17/16 02:55:07] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:06:14 towards level 75.
[07/17/16 07:28:10] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:50 towards level 75.
[07/17/16 10:00:53] Firien [357/878] has come upon woonack [53/497] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:36:40 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/17/16 11:19:06] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:52:35 from level 75.
[07/17/16 18:26:26] Killerkid, cudaman73, and woonack [159/1897] have team battled PersonalJ, dclaw123, and Zoddo [738/1541] and lost! 0 days, 18:54:29 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/16 19:25:08] woonack, Xenthys, and Jagon [460/1765] have team battled FakeWizard, Lemelisk, and PersonalJ [214/2412] and won! 0 days, 06:30:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 09:06:45] woonack and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/16 14:28:14] Adar [458/579] has challenged woonack [294/497] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:39:43 is removed from Adar's clock.
[07/18/16 15:44:56] jenksy [277/883] has challenged woonack [102/497] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from jenksy's clock.
[07/18/16 22:31:26] darkmage [551/818] has challenged woonack [171/497] in combat and won! 7 days, 20:40:49 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[07/19/16 11:00:38] yur, Babar, and eva42 [2038/2581] have team battled woonack, LordH, and SirNeo [411/1795] and won! 1 day, 07:00:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/16 18:33:15] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:59:11 towards level 75.
[07/19/16 23:36:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 0 days, 22:14:28 toward level 75.
[07/20/16 00:46:34] basepi [177/549] has come upon woonack [82/497] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:18:16 is removed from basepi's clock.
[07/20/16 00:46:34] basepi has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:17:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/20/16 17:53:36] Schmid [283/363] has come upon woonack [139/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:20 is removed from Schmid's clock.
[07/20/16 21:38:00] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:07 towards level 75.
[07/23/16 18:00:22] MontyZuma, LordH, and Master [716/2007] have team battled woonack, RistoUuranmaki, and Cenhinen [852/1668] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/16 07:50:40] woonack [232/497] has come upon jdb [283/648] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:17:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/24/16 10:52:21] Scar3cr0w, jenksy, and Eldoreth [575/1916] have team battled elf, RistoUuranmaki, and woonack [1176/1978] and lost! 1 day, 12:21:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/16 06:27:14] SynthesizerPatel, brendan, and woonack [1563/2260] have team battled Adar, GilbertErik, and Scar3cr0w [849/1778] and won! 2 days, 15:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/16 12:19:37] NoodleCake [54/790] has come upon woonack [7/497] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:32:11 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[07/27/16 00:48:36] woonack [281/497] has challenged blind [573/782] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:42:22 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/28/16 09:37:32] woonack [468/497] has come upon Realmy [119/184] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:58:39 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/29/16 05:02:15] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:09 towards level 75.
[07/29/16 16:23:17] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:57:28 towards level 75.
[07/29/16 18:10:47] Diitto and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/16 21:31:20] PiotrekD and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/16 05:24:25] MetaNova [74/470] has challenged woonack [350/497] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:50:12 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[07/31/16 09:18:50] arlen [777/1028] has come upon woonack [121/497] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:18:52 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/01/16 03:20:21] woonack [412/497] has come upon Mithkabob [35/312] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:20:24 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/01/16 07:32:11] fattrat [372/645] has come upon woonack [120/497] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:12:05 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/01/16 20:42:24] woonack [226/497] has challenged rharwood [287/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:27:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/02/16 07:31:06] PersonalJ, KeboDK, and DrOfBaconNomics [2112/2225] have team battled Adar, Fluttershy, and woonack [69/2147] and won! 1 day, 03:00:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/16 10:47:41] woonack [255/497] has challenged ruan [187/350] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:28:55 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/03/16 03:54:06] MrGlass [369/541] has challenged woonack [218/497] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:32:17 is removed from MrGlass's clock.
[08/03/16 06:55:15] robox [235/623] has challenged woonack [49/497] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:16:19 is removed from robox's clock.
[08/03/16 06:55:15] robox has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:13:03 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/03/16 08:35:42] Frogging101 stole woonack's level 38 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Frogging101 leaves his old level 0 pair of gloves behind, which woonack then takes.
[08/03/16 12:15:33] shandor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/16 17:29:01] Milquetoast, Lios, and Frogging101 [2147/2234] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, woonack, and Jagon [36/1518] and won! 1 day, 09:19:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/16 12:12:10] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:08 towards level 75.
[08/06/16 08:24:02] fattrat [413/645] has challenged woonack [361/455] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:05:15 is removed from fattrat's clock.
[08/07/16 21:44:32] yano, SynthesizerPatel, and jdb [1153/2059] have team battled woonack, rxcomm, and roy [923/1844] and won! 2 days, 07:40:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/16 03:22:12] Iri, Andries, and AngryParsley [584/1607] have team battled woonack, WallIdl, and jenksy [945/2060] and lost! 0 days, 06:01:05 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/16 04:43:34] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:51:06 from level 75.
[08/09/16 21:58:02] woonack [133/455] has challenged Ttech [1336/1413] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:48:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/10/16 11:03:17] Lemelisk [99/1126] has challenged woonack [367/455] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:48:52 is added to Lemelisk's clock.
[08/10/16 14:01:32] fangfufu [372/540] has come upon woonack [218/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:17:52 is removed from fangfufu's clock.
[08/11/16 02:10:58] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:39:59 from level 75.
[08/11/16 02:25:49] Mjolnir [323/375] has come upon woonack [295/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:28 is removed from Mjolnir's clock.
[08/11/16 07:57:51] Oooooog [198/529] has come upon woonack [158/455] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:08:24 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[08/11/16 19:03:58] TauPan [81/305] has challenged woonack [421/455] in combat and lost! 7 days, 10:02:12 is added to TauPan's clock.
[08/11/16 19:31:45] NoodleCake and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/16 22:17:08] woonack [71/455] has challenged kork [162/288] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:51:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/11/16 23:02:51] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:10 towards level 75.
[08/12/16 02:18:43] simple [499/674] has challenged woonack [305/455] in combat and won! 10 days, 11:33:00 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/13/16 12:54:13] Ravenloft [92/193] has challenged woonack [188/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[08/14/16 14:06:16] PinkiePie [430/586] has come upon woonack [28/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:00:06 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[08/16/16 00:48:06] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:46:19 towards level 75.
[08/16/16 14:35:08] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:06:32 from level 75.
[08/17/16 12:51:18] keeper_c, ruan, and Schmid [1555/1916] have team battled Realmy, Enthiendor, and woonack [499/1146] and won! 0 days, 07:43:48 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/16 03:16:36] woonack [154/455] has challenged Cameron_D [82/1110] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:11:32 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/20/16 00:37:37] irix, Sir_Lemming, and MJ94 [497/2282] have team battled woonack, abra0, and Agusanz [1343/1769] and lost! 3 days, 14:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/16 02:07:02] woonack [270/455] has challenged Meta [273/689] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:07:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/20/16 03:58:09] jamesl, Plasmastar, and woonack [326/898] have team battled ryushe, Cameron_D, and Lenny [2947/3087] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/16 08:32:00] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:01 towards level 75.
[08/20/16 23:41:28] unicron, vBm, and PiotrekD [1102/1849] have team battled Zaratustra, woonack, and XJR-9 [1225/2294] and lost! 2 days, 02:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/16 02:52:38] Lios and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/16 03:24:24] woonack [317/455] has challenged Andries [57/535] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:29:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/22/16 08:52:40] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:22 towards level 75.
[08/22/16 21:27:24] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:47 towards level 75.
[08/25/16 08:53:09] Bkid [151/642] has challenged woonack [394/455] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:50:07 is added to Bkid's clock.
[08/25/16 12:05:31] deadguy [3/6] has challenged woonack [213/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to deadguy's clock.
[08/25/16 19:02:36] stonehammer [306/840] has challenged woonack [372/455] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to stonehammer's clock.
[08/27/16 04:08:58] woonack [272/455] has challenged shandor [480/744] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:03:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/27/16 10:33:52] woonack, magnetik, and Enthiendor [1147/1262] have team battled strugart, MrGlass, and SN4T14 [493/1743] and won! 0 days, 02:29:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/16 14:09:33] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:56 towards level 75.
[08/27/16 15:40:10] unicron, Xenthys, and Majak [1501/1972] have team battled tspange, magnetik, and woonack [1643/1771] and lost! 3 days, 10:20:06 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/16 22:37:07] zokko, deadguy, and allo [191/1116] have team battled Mirc0p, woonack, and idisjunction [1246/2019] and lost! 0 days, 00:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/16 14:44:59] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/16 16:40:40] woonack, HeavyPodda, and Herb_Tarlek [887/1856] have team battled Adar, Plasmastar, and Ironhoof [607/1742] and won! 2 days, 00:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/16 22:02:48] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:13 towards level 75.
[09/01/16 11:47:48] PriceChild and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/16 14:24:35] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:41:08 from level 75.
[09/02/16 09:38:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 15 days, 07:05:06 toward level 75.
[09/02/16 11:10:50] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:32 towards level 75.
[09/03/16 03:29:20] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:39 towards level 75.
[09/04/16 00:31:45] woonack [54/455] has come upon Firien [743/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/05/16 20:49:22] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:51 towards level 75.
[09/06/16 16:52:47] woonack [203/455] has come upon Milquetoast [199/910] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:40:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/06/16 18:17:35] Samus, zokko, and Cameron_D [2170/2450] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, woonack, and MrGlass [1216/1662] and won! 2 days, 01:56:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 02:08:22] woonack, cirdan, and Milquetoast [1900/2143] have team battled godog, Majak, and zid [1816/2075] and won! 1 day, 08:26:56 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/16 02:57:39] rxcomm [389/786] has challenged woonack [151/455] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:39:30 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[09/07/16 04:07:49] Milquetoast [661/910] has come upon woonack [375/455] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:12:30 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[09/07/16 17:28:44] woonack [90/455] has come upon DoomedExistence [180/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:09:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/08/16 13:49:23] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:45 towards level 75.
[09/08/16 20:57:19] robox, Pici, and Majak [609/2030] have team battled Andries, stonehammer, and woonack [1335/1697] and lost! 2 days, 04:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/16 23:16:42] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:36 from level 75.
[09/09/16 23:26:15] cirdan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/16 20:37:38] Pithlit [96/475] has come upon woonack [254/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:41:55 is added to Pithlit's clock.
[09/11/16 12:34:16] TauPan [185/306] has challenged woonack [443/455] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:45:02 is added to TauPan's clock.
[09/11/16 18:35:21] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:11:28 from level 75.
[09/11/16 19:36:39] Jim [101/411] has challenged woonack [144/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:47:22 is added to Jim's clock.
[09/12/16 13:15:33] Phiber_Dork [4/276] has challenged woonack [424/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to Phiber_Dork's clock.
[09/13/16 19:05:00] woonack [386/455] has come upon rxcomm [246/786] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:26:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/13/16 21:54:26] woonack [212/455] has challenged Sixbierehomme [214/716] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:20:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/13/16 22:07:33] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:25 towards level 75.
[09/14/16 03:59:52] woonack [137/455] has challenged Woona [150/616] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:06:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/14/16 07:01:00] woonack [127/455] has challenged mussolini [34/201] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:15:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/14/16 09:54:51] FakeWizard [566/592] has come upon woonack [289/455] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:46:21 is removed from FakeWizard's clock.
[09/14/16 13:03:19] Agent86 [231/585] has challenged woonack [134/455] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:12:38 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[09/15/16 04:26:10] woonack [117/455] has come upon LukeLR [186/359] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:54:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/15/16 20:22:25] Cypher [671/968] has come upon woonack [63/455] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:32:26 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[09/16/16 02:54:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 16 days, 22:09:06 toward level 75.
[09/16/16 04:27:24] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:40 towards level 75.
[09/16/16 04:47:25] dwfreed [41/510] has come upon woonack [172/455] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:25:41 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/16/16 15:29:03] kenyon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/16 16:19:28] woonack [169/455] has come upon yasdorian [90/603] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:46:05 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/16/16 18:11:19] canton7 [169/369] has challenged woonack [281/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/17/16 02:40:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 3 days, 11:23:20 toward level 75.
[09/17/16 22:34:58] woonack [320/455] has challenged SchrodingersScat [512/718] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:44:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/17/16 23:30:53] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:03:31 from level 75.
[09/18/16 09:46:24] borsin [152/186] has challenged woonack [421/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to borsin's clock.
[09/18/16 16:26:27] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:59 towards level 75.
[09/19/16 09:42:09] zid, a1291762, Milquetoast, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/16 14:29:48] strugart, a1291762, and freeboson [530/2722] have team battled Mezoli, Heisenberg, and woonack [1313/1447] and lost! 0 days, 23:53:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/16 04:03:45] woonack [98/455] has challenged gipyelrah [860/1089] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:33:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/21/16 20:09:40] woonack [255/455] has challenged kier [523/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:53:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/27/16 23:23:56] Pokota [443/576] has challenged woonack [328/455] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:23:47 is removed from Pokota's clock.
[09/29/16 01:05:09] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/16 02:53:44] Firien [79/884] has challenged woonack [69/455] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:01:50 is removed from Firien's clock.
[10/01/16 04:54:28] Woona [109/833] has challenged woonack [114/455] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:58:10 is added to Woona's clock.
[10/01/16 21:18:30] woonack [90/455] has come upon jenksy [607/876] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:45:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/03/16 05:06:24] Mirc0p [506/572] has challenged woonack [183/455] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:14:09 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[10/03/16 10:45:26] SirMonkeybox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/16 05:08:29] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:49:32 towards level 75.
[10/04/16 13:32:26] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:47:45 from level 75.
[10/06/16 00:11:41] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:24:16 towards level 75.
[10/06/16 15:04:42] woonack [429/455] has come upon Captain_Chaos [25/105] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:44:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/07/16 09:35:15] woonack [347/455] has come upon BURUT [743/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:27:42 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/07/16 20:52:15] basepi, brendan, and zid [121/2509] have team battled vegadark, woonack, and Pici [383/1743] and lost! 0 days, 18:48:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 03:33:22] Relayer, Lor, and Regnor [1424/1634] have team battled woonack, Agent86, and mordac [1425/1709] and lost! 0 days, 04:39:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/16 12:47:39] Regnor [282/936] has challenged woonack [52/455] in combat and won! 5 days, 11:37:43 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[10/12/16 01:40:25] woonack [30/455] has come upon Fluttershy [657/1073] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:35:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/12/16 03:52:46] woonack [110/455] has challenged Majak [225/536] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:42:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/13/16 16:04:06] Regnor [377/931] has come upon woonack [374/455] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:28:40 is removed from Regnor's clock.
[10/13/16 16:05:03] kensington [344/605] has challenged woonack [360/455] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:45:05 is added to kensington's clock.
[10/13/16 19:31:42] woonack broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:49:48 from level 75.
[10/13/16 21:06:40] woonack [57/455] has challenged pfoley [392/635] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:51:07 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/15/16 01:56:29] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:49:36 towards level 75.
[10/17/16 04:31:32] nikoJ, Bradicus, and Pithlit [553/1523] have team battled Boohbah, woonack, and dodobrain [932/1833] and lost! 0 days, 18:04:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 01:17:40] MontyZuma, Fluttershy, and strugart [704/3278] have team battled woonack, prime, and blizgerg [1573/1795] and lost! 2 days, 04:56:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 06:10:31] vox [910/1083] has come upon woonack [426/455] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:10:12 is removed from vox's clock.
[10/19/16 07:52:08] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/16 15:59:07] woonack got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:17:12 from level 75.
[10/19/16 17:03:22] yano, woonack, and Pithlit [94/1509] have team battled DrOfBaconNomics, Lor, and kenyon [270/2395] and lost! 0 days, 15:16:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/16 20:30:41] DoomedExistence [89/637] has come upon woonack [69/455] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:10:19 is removed from DoomedExistence's clock.
[10/20/16 16:14:34] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:50:21 towards level 75.
[10/22/16 11:16:40] woonack [271/455] has challenged himuraken [175/494] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:45:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/22/16 11:16:40] In the fierce battle, himuraken dropped his level 57 charm! woonack picks it up, tossing his old level 56 charm to himuraken.
[10/23/16 13:38:53] Tratos, Iri, and woonack [1780/1794] have team battled SynDroid, PocketKiller, and kenyon [866/1799] and won! 0 days, 04:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/16 00:18:20] jeffl35 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/16 20:58:59] borsin, idisjunction, and gabriel [980/2608] have team battled Herb_Tarlek, elf, and woonack [1714/1868] and lost! 0 days, 12:00:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/16 01:42:02] Satoshi [414/783] has challenged woonack [18/456] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:09:19 is removed from Satoshi's clock.
[10/28/16 11:14:12] woonack [285/456] has come upon DrOfBaconNomics [519/978] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:41:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/28/16 16:59:25] kork [240/288] has come upon woonack [201/456] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:44:42 is removed from kork's clock.
[10/29/16 06:07:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 18:03:31 from level 75.
[10/29/16 18:09:28] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:15:45 from level 75.
[10/29/16 21:05:17] Crazycatlady [107/475] has come upon woonack [370/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:30:32 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/29/16 23:17:38] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:14:02 towards level 75.
[10/31/16 06:34:52] gabriel and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/16 07:09:41] himuraken [393/500] has challenged woonack [236/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:56:09 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[10/31/16 17:14:38] Everyman [69/343] has challenged woonack [300/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Everyman's clock.
[11/02/16 13:39:30] JensRex, yano, and Birdbones [274/2231] have team battled woonack, Nofew, and Mylon [412/1721] and lost! 1 day, 22:51:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/16 22:15:03] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/16 02:58:10] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:01:51 from level 75.
[11/05/16 07:16:00] woonack [351/456] has come upon jstg [142/625] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:18:24 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/16 08:54:59] woonack [196/456] has challenged Jareeta [640/1053] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:26:24 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/05/16 20:42:49] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:42:43 from level 75.
[11/06/16 07:43:51] bete_noire, Heisenberg, and allo [1233/1661] have team battled Zye, bl4ckscor3, and woonack [1384/1673] and lost! 0 days, 05:10:07 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 11:06:06] elf, Nofew, and shymega [371/2245] have team battled woonack, idisjunction, and Killerkid [1740/2430] and lost! 1 day, 03:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/16 13:05:39] IdleMaster [459/491] has challenged woonack [113/456] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:41:30 is removed from IdleMaster's clock.
[11/06/16 15:59:28] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:59:29 from level 75.
[11/07/16 02:05:27] woonack [209/456] has come upon moffz0r [158/354] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:46:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/08/16 20:58:49] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:45:29 towards level 75.
[11/08/16 22:13:54] JuanMaestro, woonack, and Xenthys [1575/1740] have team battled Ironhoof, arlen, and osannatas [849/1704] and won! 2 days, 04:00:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/16 00:45:44] woonack [455/456] has come upon MetaNova [336/433] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 14:52:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/09/16 03:28:52] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/16 12:56:26] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:13:50 towards level 75.
[11/10/16 16:42:41] Crazycatlady [59/463] has challenged woonack [370/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:44 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/11/16 10:30:27] Sundance [79/319] has come upon woonack [20/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:26 is removed from Sundance's clock.
[11/16/16 12:31:54] woonack [434/437] has challenged kensington [1/605] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:32:50 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/16/16 18:27:04] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:11:20 towards level 75.
[11/16/16 22:35:39] BURUT [912/919] has challenged woonack [350/437] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:34:25 is removed from BURUT's clock.
[11/17/16 14:53:48] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:18:16 towards level 75.
[11/18/16 08:51:17] dwfreed [112/523] has challenged woonack [60/437] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:54:58 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/19/16 09:40:47] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:05:20 towards level 75.
[11/19/16 11:44:23] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:23 towards level 75.
[11/19/16 12:42:25] Str1ngS, Doctor, and gipyelrah [1503/2609] have team battled woonack, tspange, and Firien [89/2292] and won! 0 days, 12:26:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/16 20:53:09] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:14:08 towards level 75.
[11/19/16 22:49:10] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/16 11:30:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 5 days, 04:31:30 toward level 75.
[11/20/16 12:09:05] Woona [839/848] has come upon woonack [320/437] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:33:49 is removed from Woona's clock.
[11/20/16 15:21:50] Asara [387/1117] has come upon woonack [42/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:08 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/21/16 09:01:18] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:18 towards level 75.
[11/21/16 09:19:59] woonack [165/437] has challenged Virtual [344/569] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:49:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/22/16 02:33:41] Andries [663/704] has come upon woonack [200/437] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:15:24 is removed from Andries's clock.
[11/23/16 21:55:42] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:45:05 towards level 75.
[11/24/16 12:09:31] pants, FakeWizard, and Brainiac [388/2070] have team battled theZoMBiE, woonack, and MadMan [1676/2001] and lost! 1 day, 05:04:57 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/16 19:23:41] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:39:39 from level 75.
[11/26/16 19:22:56] woonack [417/437] has come upon Cenhinen [446/609] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:15:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/27/16 11:03:43] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:35:38 from level 75.
[11/27/16 13:04:47] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/16 21:33:16] Toagac [352/730] has come upon woonack [4/437] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:23:15 is removed from Toagac's clock.
[11/28/16 04:37:42] woonack broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:04:12 from level 75.
[11/29/16 04:11:31] Iri [216/359] has come upon woonack [124/437] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:45:13 is removed from Iri's clock.
[11/29/16 09:20:56] Levivig [48/410] has challenged woonack [133/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to Levivig's clock.
[12/01/16 06:33:07] woonack [325/437] has come upon vegadark [272/444] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:53:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/01/16 21:42:39] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and robochot [1380/1515] have team battled JensRex, Gizmokid2005, and Fluttershy [349/2616] and won! 1 day, 14:11:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/16 17:06:56] Zoddo [13/594] has challenged woonack [161/437] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:10:01 is added to Zoddo's clock.
[12/03/16 00:40:17] woonack [423/437] has come upon shandor [666/795] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:18:56 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/04/16 09:14:01] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:44:09 towards level 75.
[12/05/16 13:36:55] woonack, Crazycatlady, and Lios [823/1792] have team battled rxcomm, daemoneye, and roy [1055/2037] and lost! 4 days, 23:43:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/16 18:55:18] woonack was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:33:27 from level 75.
[12/05/16 19:36:39] woonack [161/437] has challenged V`ger [406/423] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:56:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/06/16 02:49:41] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/16 03:22:37] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:39:03 towards level 75.
[12/09/16 14:50:09] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:23 towards level 75.
[12/10/16 03:08:02] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:23 towards level 75.
[12/11/16 03:52:38] Mithkabob and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 08:31:20] zokko, MrGlass, and woonack [1139/1901] have team battled Nofew, Sundance, and aucg [563/2385] and won! 1 day, 08:42:18 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/16 18:59:30] Merkel, Everyman, and theemstra [874/2111] have team battled woonack, bete_noire, and roy [661/1504] and won! 0 days, 04:17:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/16 09:39:50] woonack [358/440] has challenged osannatas [196/427] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:52:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/14/16 18:52:39] woonack [61/440] has come upon damyan [0/975] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:06:20 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/15/16 17:38:28] woonack, DrOfBaconNomics, and rt [1481/1879] have team battled KeboDK, bl4ckscor3, and unicron [2115/2117] and lost! 0 days, 09:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/16 20:05:45] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:43 towards level 75.
[12/16/16 16:20:40] kork [128/288] has challenged woonack [73/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:40 is removed from kork's clock.
[12/16/16 19:39:03] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:01 towards level 75.
[12/17/16 06:10:14] Woona [799/848] has come upon woonack [139/440] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:26:53 is removed from Woona's clock.
[12/18/16 03:45:54] woonack [227/440] has come upon holloway [199/625] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:51:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/19/16 07:18:55] Doctor [522/959] has come upon woonack [183/440] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:04:26 is removed from Doctor's clock.
[12/20/16 03:26:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 4 days, 13:17:07 toward level 75.
[12/20/16 21:00:25] WallIdl [617/798] has challenged woonack [133/440] in combat and won! 10 days, 07:32:22 is removed from WallIdl's clock.
[12/21/16 02:02:25] woonack [251/440] has challenged kenyon [494/1102] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:09:02 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/21/16 15:33:53] pixelate, Captain_Chaos, woonack, and Merkel have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/16 18:32:10] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:03 towards level 75.
[12/22/16 23:40:00] dindinx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/16 09:52:58] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:54:32 towards level 75.
[12/24/16 05:50:48] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 07:52:03] Milquetoast, woonack, and Agent86 [740/1826] have team battled Gizmokid2005, fwilson, and Taffer [583/1840] and won! 1 day, 18:04:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/16 08:48:42] womblecat, woonack, and colints [553/1237] have team battled zankore, mordac, and RBecker [879/2214] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/16 22:33:01] freeboson [152/640] has come upon woonack [421/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:11:01 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/25/16 00:53:53] pathfinder [40/41] has challenged woonack [172/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to pathfinder's clock.
[12/25/16 08:39:39] canton7 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/16 14:44:09] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:30 towards level 75.
[12/25/16 22:06:26] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:35 from level 75.
[12/26/16 07:07:40] womblecat [333/397] has challenged woonack [329/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[12/26/16 10:58:55] woonack, FakeWizard, and freeboson [491/1905] have team battled Darky, Sixbierehomme, and Cameron_D [685/2819] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/16 15:59:32] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/16 00:42:56] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:26 towards level 75.
[12/28/16 10:06:55] PocketKiller [65/491] has challenged woonack [392/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:08 is added to PocketKiller's clock.
[12/29/16 16:00:10] Beavis, sasaniak, and WallIdl [1965/2357] have team battled damyan, Cypher, and woonack [2212/2479] and lost! 2 days, 18:19:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/17 09:05:02] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:12 towards level 75.
[01/05/17 13:22:57] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:44:06 from level 75.
[01/15/17 08:26:39] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:42 towards level 75.
[01/16/17 09:21:47] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:08 towards level 75.
[01/17/17 08:48:43] woonack, khmerboy, and ville [520/1543] have team battled SynthesizerPatel, MJ94, and CornFly [308/2635] and won! 0 days, 15:42:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/17 15:42:02] woonack, ville, and petrichor [225/1858] have team battled Pici, Virtual, and arlen [2537/2538] and lost! 3 days, 07:02:34 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/17 17:07:27] woonack [13/440] has challenged agrajag [648/765] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:57:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/17/17 18:24:02] woonack [214/440] has come upon PiotrekD [55/710] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:11:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/18/17 11:54:41] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/17 12:47:59] KeboDK, woonack, and bl4ckscor3 [177/1834] have team battled Furry, Woona, and HeavyPodda [99/2574] and won! 4 days, 04:54:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/17 13:13:54] PiotrekD and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 06:02:11] Lemelisk, V`ger, and woonack [1817/2183] have team battled Virtual, dtype, and sjums_the_great [931/1523] and won! 0 days, 02:50:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/17 06:31:46] woonack [3/442] has come upon Euronur [517/577] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:03:07 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/20/17 17:53:31] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:37 towards level 75.
[01/20/17 23:02:41] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:31:04 towards level 75.
[01/21/17 07:39:20] woonack [417/442] has challenged ville [182/795] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:45:43 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/24/17 03:53:11] mordac, Evrial, and AbacusAvenger [101/2038] have team battled Euronur, woonack, and hannesenator [348/1939] and lost! 1 day, 10:32:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/17 08:45:34] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:17 towards level 75.
[01/27/17 08:21:41] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:31 towards level 75.
[01/28/17 17:43:51] Heisenberg [216/848] has challenged woonack [306/442] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:52:30 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[01/28/17 18:45:17] woonack, Syloq, and blizgerg [641/1574] have team battled glook, droogie, and hannesenator [1459/2242] and lost! 2 days, 06:08:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/17 18:58:07] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:01 towards level 75.
[02/11/17 23:17:29] woonack, Taffer, and mwhahaha [1591/1712] have team battled borsin, Goodkat, and AbrahamLinksys [649/1584] and won! 3 days, 11:09:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/17 21:06:43] himuraken, simple, soltys, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/17 09:16:18] canton7 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/17 22:27:57] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:12 towards level 75.
[02/18/17 11:04:17] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:40 towards level 75.
[02/18/17 13:07:59] woonack set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:59 from level 75.
[02/19/17 21:06:30] woonack [331/444] has challenged Boohbah [748/774] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:53:22 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/21/17 18:05:51] woonack, shandor, and Adar [479/1586] have team battled brycec, pixelate, and Jareeta [2207/2327] and lost! 1 day, 10:31:36 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/17 05:36:15] woonack, himuraken, and RBecker [1358/1771] have team battled max, Brainiac, and kline [1162/1855] and won! 0 days, 18:26:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/17 06:57:22] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:00 towards level 75.
[03/02/17 17:45:01] canton7, Majak, and Heisenberg [1909/1951] have team battled XJR-9, Brainiac, and woonack [616/1855] and won! 0 days, 12:27:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/17 00:51:51] soltys [534/686] has come upon woonack [369/444] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:15:30 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/03/17 09:45:24] woonack misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:04:55 from level 75.
[03/04/17 22:40:06] ncarl747 [164/250] has challenged woonack [270/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to ncarl747's clock.
[03/05/17 06:47:52] woonack [149/444] has come upon Asara [192/1134] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:35:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/06/17 08:56:16] FakeWizard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/17 13:26:23] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:36:01 from level 75.
[03/06/17 17:00:00] woonack [17/444] has challenged PiotrekD [381/679] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:16:04 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/07/17 12:06:43] pants [591/730] has challenged woonack [416/444] in combat and won! 11 days, 23:37:48 is removed from pants's clock.
[03/08/17 18:16:03] RistoUuranmaki [571/710] has come upon woonack [192/444] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:57:44 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[03/09/17 06:14:29] woonack [270/444] has come upon Cypher [910/981] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:13:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/09/17 07:51:21] Torgeir [1/147] has challenged woonack [54/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to Torgeir's clock.
[03/09/17 18:45:20] idlerpgww and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/17 02:35:21] woonack set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:36:19 from level 75.
[03/12/17 20:23:09] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:53:16 towards level 75.
[03/12/17 22:52:28] Agent86 [218/590] has challenged woonack [120/444] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:24:51 is removed from Agent86's clock.
[03/13/17 04:49:44] gabriel, IndigoTiger, and canton7 [690/2310] have team battled Globalirc, woonack, and Mirc0p [1325/1686] and lost! 0 days, 07:32:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/17 07:15:09] Zaratustra [587/948] has come upon woonack [0/444] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:26:09 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/13/17 19:04:12] woonack reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/17 20:36:07] woonack, zid, and RistoUuranmaki [1856/1997] have team battled lipek, Cypher, and Cameron_D [875/3550] and won! 0 days, 08:50:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/17 22:51:37] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:22:11 towards level 75.
[03/14/17 21:52:59] PinkiePie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/17 21:35:42] tmberg [211/875] has come upon woonack [290/446] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:52:09 is added to tmberg's clock.
[03/16/17 04:19:46] elf [51/894] has challenged woonack [246/446] in combat and lost! 11 days, 04:39:33 is added to elf's clock.
[03/16/17 11:29:38] blizgerg, abra0, and woonack [1047/2133] have team battled Misza, Majak, and tspange [2120/2294] and lost! 2 days, 06:46:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/17 23:18:35] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:04:12 towards level 75.
[03/18/17 21:15:30] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:25:25 towards level 75.
[03/18/17 22:19:51] Oooooog [412/524] has come upon woonack [439/446] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:55:12 is added to Oooooog's clock.
[03/20/17 05:24:57] woonack [175/446] has come upon Woona [436/866] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:07:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/20/17 12:27:16] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:43:23 towards level 75.
[03/21/17 18:32:31] tmberg [642/875] has challenged woonack [175/446] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:12:03 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[03/22/17 17:40:20] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/17 23:17:29] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:57:48 towards level 75.
[03/24/17 14:29:09] TheGrumpyScot [42/68] has challenged woonack [371/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to TheGrumpyScot's clock.
[03/24/17 20:23:11] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:41:48 towards level 75.
[03/25/17 06:59:33] pixelate [195/484] has come upon woonack [388/446] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:04:24 is added to pixelate's clock.
[03/25/17 12:07:24] woonack broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:57:42 from level 75.
[03/25/17 14:17:13] woonack, Bradicus, and idlerpgww [699/1561] have team battled sasaniak, IndigoTiger, and Lios [1562/2311] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/17 23:04:32] woonack [245/446] has come upon Bradicus [514/640] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:21:13 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/26/17 21:44:47] woonack [125/446] has come upon suterismus [1010/1275] and been defeated in combat! 9 days, 00:33:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/27/17 14:13:26] ville [139/651] has come upon woonack [230/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:01:18 is added to ville's clock.
[03/27/17 17:58:31] Socks and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/17 18:46:58] pants, woonack, and osannatas [1023/1797] have team battled Mrs.BigHead, JuanMaestro, and SynthesizerPatel [1700/2061] and lost! 1 day, 05:58:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/17 12:09:35] grdryn [286/392] has come upon woonack [133/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:18:52 is removed from grdryn's clock.
[03/28/17 21:42:59] woonack [319/446] has challenged Ironhoof [992/1099] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:43:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/29/17 00:47:19] woonack, ToHellWithGA, and Sailor_Venus [664/1444] have team battled elbie, Gatewayy, and dtype [1130/2267] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/17 02:27:57] TauPan, Jareeta, and woonack [936/1850] have team battled XJR-9, IndigoTiger, and Fluttershy [2245/2571] and lost! 3 days, 09:29:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/17 09:17:53] Sundance and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 10:57:20] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/17 14:24:04] max and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/17 11:54:41] WallIdl and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/17 06:54:43] Sailor_Venus, dtype, and woonack [740/1831] have team battled HeavyPodda, WallIdl, and Grums [2038/2083] and lost! 0 days, 13:17:32 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/17 09:40:18] liara [83/368] has come upon woonack [165/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:51 is added to liara's clock.
[04/04/17 00:30:59] woonack [337/446] has challenged max [637/766] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:09:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/17 17:00:14] woonack fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/17 08:14:02] vox [581/1063] has come upon woonack [185/444] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:01:16 is removed from vox's clock.
[04/07/17 07:15:43] Opie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/17 01:21:17] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:48:10 from level 75.
[04/09/17 01:55:00] PinkiePie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 07:04:43] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/17 09:53:33] Nofew [728/1109] has come upon woonack [199/444] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:13:37 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[04/09/17 18:06:38] PiotrekD [62/675] has come upon woonack [336/422] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:44:48 is added to PiotrekD's clock.

[04/10/17 08:11:48] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:38:00 towards level 75.
[04/10/17 15:23:56] Xethron [423/781] has challenged woonack [88/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:59 is removed from Xethron's clock.
[04/11/17 20:05:03] sjums_the_great, woonack, and FakeWizard [1585/1726] have team battled jstg, mwhahaha, and Mithkabob [271/1794] and won! 0 days, 04:24:41 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/17 16:41:56] Mateusz [229/827] has challenged woonack [58/422] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:45:48 is removed from Mateusz's clock.
[04/19/17 00:52:49] Bkid and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/17 16:54:58] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:53:08 towards level 75.
[04/20/17 01:47:06] Mrs.BigHead [55/499] has challenged woonack [326/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[04/20/17 05:09:53] WRiker [32/247] has challenged woonack [160/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to WRiker's clock.
[04/21/17 13:27:58] awgh, Sailor_Venus, and Agent86 [528/1745] have team battled woonack, CornFly, and J [865/1891] and lost! 1 day, 11:56:48 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/17 23:26:38] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:41:06 towards level 75.
[04/22/17 05:36:57] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:27:53 towards level 75.
[04/23/17 03:23:12] kier [440/869] has come upon woonack [336/422] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:48:27 is removed from kier's clock.
[04/23/17 03:43:16] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:16:17 towards level 75.
[04/24/17 05:12:38] mayli [363/375] has challenged woonack [76/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:10:46 is removed from mayli's clock.
[04/24/17 05:12:38] mayli has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 8 days, 00:53:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/24/17 15:37:23] jstg [386/678] has challenged woonack [302/422] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:30:04 is removed from jstg's clock.
[04/25/17 10:15:00] Mithkabob and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/17 02:53:55] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:50 towards level 75.
[04/27/17 02:59:21] jenksy [84/939] has challenged woonack [401/422] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:07:56 is added to jenksy's clock.
[04/27/17 12:19:31] PinkiePie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/17 00:07:20] woonack [364/422] has challenged ncarl747 [481/691] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:59:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/28/17 09:37:45] woonack, bigjay, and zankore [1120/2283] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Fluttershy, and pants [1508/2031] and lost! 1 day, 02:56:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/17 00:08:17] woonack [128/422] has come upon SchrodingersScat [568/845] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:08:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/30/17 17:03:36] Jareeta [188/1126] has come upon woonack [72/422] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:07:19 is removed from Jareeta's clock.
[05/04/17 00:06:56] RistoUuranmaki [393/724] has come upon woonack [281/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:51:49 is removed from RistoUuranmaki's clock.
[05/04/17 16:50:24] zifnab06 [7/27] has challenged woonack [148/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/06/17 14:08:52] woonack [250/422] has come upon Euronur [227/683] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:18:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/06/17 19:40:27] woonack, GilbertErik, and idlerpgww [315/1579] have team battled Euronur, zankore, and yawgmoth [1033/2003] and lost! 0 days, 19:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/17 02:54:59] woonack, sartan, and SudoKing [1890/2139] have team battled MadMan, glorgamitch, and Cypher [1564/2271] and won! 0 days, 02:41:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/17 20:36:25] Tenorman [743/1051] has challenged woonack [155/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:10:11 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/09/17 20:23:09] SudoKing, woonack, and PiotrekD [1511/1793] have team battled tspange, Satoshi, and Avocet [1013/2154] and won! 0 days, 04:05:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/17 15:44:41] Andries [134/750] has come upon woonack [31/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:08:35 is removed from Andries's clock.
[05/13/17 11:10:23] astrutt [81/102] has challenged woonack [37/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:40 is removed from astrutt's clock.
[05/13/17 17:11:42] shandor [87/588] has challenged woonack [373/422] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to shandor's clock.
[05/14/17 12:10:11] RBecker [137/786] has come upon woonack [2/422] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:42:31 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[05/14/17 19:03:27] Heisenberg and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/17 18:42:12] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:59:03 towards level 75.
[05/15/17 22:11:37] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:18:21 from level 75.
[05/16/17 02:14:56] Mithkabob and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/17 04:52:29] kensington, yasdorian, and SlowRiot [1671/2431] have team battled kenyon, Taffer, and woonack [1674/2045] and lost! 8 days, 23:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/17 16:01:41] woonack [28/422] has come upon Asara [1015/1134] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:25:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/17/17 17:46:14] johnthebear and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/17 22:16:57] woonack fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/18/17 20:57:06] canton7 [781/797] has challenged woonack [171/420] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:50 is removed from canton7's clock.
[05/20/17 04:28:36] Gizmokid2005, kensington, and woonack [1163/2126] have team battled X-Ray, blizgerg, and Beavis [801/2359] and won! 0 days, 05:29:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/17 15:06:37] Zaratustra [355/1150] has challenged woonack [274/420] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:05:18 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[05/21/17 22:33:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 11 days, 08:02:02 toward level 75.
[05/21/17 23:29:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 29 days, 09:50:56 toward level 75.
[05/23/17 13:20:59] woonack [406/420] has come upon holloway [187/783] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:26:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/23/17 15:10:13] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:26 towards level 75.
[05/23/17 18:34:29] pants, woonack, and Zaratustra [335/2317] have team battled Birdbones, zifnab06, and Fattyeater [917/1754] and lost! 1 day, 22:32:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/17 14:33:32] cirdan [464/851] has come upon woonack [186/469] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:11:30 is removed from cirdan's clock.
[05/24/17 20:59:43] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 06:54:57 from level 75.
[05/25/17 00:42:31] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:06:16 towards level 75.
[05/25/17 05:30:50] J [481/517] has challenged woonack [152/469] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:05:30 is removed from J's clock.
[05/25/17 15:25:02] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:28:51 towards level 75.
[05/25/17 16:42:17] Beavis [656/1071] has come upon woonack [171/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:48:44 is removed from Beavis's clock.
[05/25/17 16:42:17] Beavis has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:30:29 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/25/17 20:56:01] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:48:56 towards level 75.
[05/25/17 21:19:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:35:55 from level 75.
[05/26/17 05:58:43] robox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 06:07:11] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/17 10:52:20] woonack [215/469] has come upon Agent86 [429/642] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:22:43 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/27/17 01:00:34] Lemelisk [474/1056] has come upon woonack [263/469] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:23:52 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[05/27/17 03:47:07] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:26 towards level 75.
[05/28/17 03:46:11] woonack [56/469] has challenged pixelate [359/474] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:43:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/28/17 23:52:49] Virtual, petrichor, and MadHatter [100/2192] have team battled woonack, Jareeta, and Firien [1725/2408] and lost! 7 days, 04:17:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/17 04:01:09] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/17 10:53:08] woonack [54/469] has challenged Cypher [128/1018] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:23:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/30/17 09:18:49] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:06:49 towards level 75.
[05/31/17 01:15:31] woonack [341/469] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [691/891] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:28:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/31/17 18:20:30] petrichor, theZoMBiE, and bl4ckscor3 [2308/2500] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and ruan [167/1896] and won! 0 days, 16:02:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/17 23:16:47] aarontc [13/60] has challenged woonack [462/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to aarontc's clock.
[06/01/17 00:01:11] Andries, qbit, and X-Ray [771/1717] have team battled Satoshi, woonack, and Sixbierehomme [430/1947] and won! 0 days, 01:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 01:03:23] sjums_the_great and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/17 10:27:44] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:36:09 towards level 75.
[06/01/17 20:12:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 14 days, 20:15:16 toward level 75.
[06/02/17 03:26:00] woonack [439/469] has challenged Misza [660/902] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:30:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/03/17 10:32:33] woonack [290/469] has challenged Atan [75/460] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:29:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/03/17 16:43:11] AngryParsley, Sundance, and woonack [816/2145] have team battled Avon, Bl4ckC0re, and elf [880/2414] and lost! 0 days, 16:35:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/17 13:01:49] rxcomm, mwhahaha, and woonack [1413/1901] have team battled Euronur, vegadark, and nickware [273/1720] and won! 4 days, 02:28:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/17 04:30:45] woonack [369/469] has challenged Taffer [190/693] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/06/17 08:23:25] tspange, LegendaryQ, and Opie [630/2067] have team battled woonack, jstg, and Herb_Tarlek [1566/1840] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/17 02:12:22] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:13 towards level 75.
[06/09/17 00:48:32] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:41:19 from level 75.
[06/11/17 03:09:12] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:23 towards level 75.
[06/13/17 21:23:14] Milquetoast [770/909] has come upon woonack [56/469] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:09:01 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[06/14/17 02:10:54] woonack [273/469] has challenged Lnk [275/511] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:19:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/14/17 05:23:57] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:45 towards level 75.
[06/14/17 13:12:32] Hydrogenum [223/423] has challenged woonack [237/469] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:45:57 is added to Hydrogenum's clock.
[06/15/17 03:30:00] idlerpgww [337/508] has come upon woonack [243/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:33 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[06/16/17 07:54:34] ncarl747, woonack, and glook [646/1770] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, Sixbierehomme, and Boohbah [1218/2137] and lost! 0 days, 19:58:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/17 14:13:51] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:20 towards level 75.
[06/17/17 08:54:59] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:10 towards level 75.
[06/18/17 09:43:33] woonack, AbacusAvenger, and yasdorian [374/1938] have team battled neurospex, RistoUuranmaki, and pfoley [861/2592] and lost! 3 days, 21:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/17 19:04:58] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:15 towards level 75.
[06/18/17 19:54:17] lipek [241/1188] has come upon woonack [385/469] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:47 is added to lipek's clock.
[06/18/17 23:23:17] Taffer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/17 17:40:47] Meta, Skyie, and Zye [1513/2105] have team battled woonack, Avon, and blizgerg [772/2813] and won! 0 days, 03:03:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/17 01:34:25] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:00:22 towards level 75.
[06/20/17 16:36:07] woonack [96/469] has challenged Andries [737/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:16:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/22/17 07:30:42] woonack and dwfreed have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/17 05:34:32] Milquetoast, PinkiePie, and freeboson [1680/2360] have team battled woonack, pants, and Ttech [1964/2752] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/17 08:23:27] MJ94 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/17 14:09:18] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:25:24 towards level 75.
[06/25/17 11:10:33] SpikeX [319/396] has challenged woonack [210/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:04 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[06/26/17 13:43:02] MetaNova [96/585] has come upon woonack [138/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:12 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/26/17 14:14:55] Euronur [284/683] has challenged woonack [322/469] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:41:41 is added to Euronur's clock.
[06/27/17 04:26:19] mwhahaha, blizgerg, and woonack [1396/2184] have team battled Antium, Xenthys, and Sundance [920/1861] and won! 1 day, 02:28:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 04:57:05] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/17 23:13:29] Bradicus, elbie, and PiotrekD [840/2108] have team battled PinkiePie, dclaw123, and woonack [1402/1967] and lost! 0 days, 12:11:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/17 11:37:21] basepi [673/866] has come upon woonack [213/469] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:19:31 is removed from basepi's clock.
[06/29/17 11:37:21] basepi has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:05:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/30/17 11:27:49] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:55:03 towards level 75.
[06/30/17 16:32:08] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:19:07 towards level 75.
[07/02/17 14:12:38] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:25:24 from level 75.
[07/03/17 03:41:58] vox, Crazycatlady, and woonack [158/2230] have team battled m0shbear, grooverider, and elbie [641/2571] and lost! 7 days, 15:02:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/17 23:47:44] Reilly, Azerothian, and Milquetoast [781/1694] have team battled Mateusz, woonack, and Satoshi [355/2060] and won! 0 days, 14:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/17 01:22:14] Oooooog [116/577] has come upon woonack [51/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:01 is removed from Oooooog's clock.
[07/04/17 01:22:14] Oooooog has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 9 days, 20:50:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/04/17 18:49:38] pfoley, yano, and AbrahamLinksys [1445/1712] have team battled Mirc0p, woonack, and Globalirc [1248/1712] and won! 2 days, 02:51:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/17 00:27:06] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:50:03 towards level 75.
[07/06/17 10:04:35] woonack [287/469] has come upon Fattyeater [79/539] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:02:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/07/17 02:00:11] Avon [454/1240] has challenged woonack [203/469] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:32:49 is removed from Avon's clock.
[07/07/17 03:04:45] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:01:32 from level 75.
[07/07/17 18:45:41] grooverider, ohnx, and Milquetoast [1462/2867] have team battled woonack, sasaniak, and Reilly [12/1380] and won! 1 day, 05:19:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/17 12:44:32] manish17xxx [306/735] has come upon woonack [214/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:22:31 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[07/08/17 17:06:28] woonack [340/469] has challenged adamchainz [178/243] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:38:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/09/17 07:57:47] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:46:27 towards level 75.
[07/09/17 14:57:11] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:51:28 towards level 75.
[07/09/17 21:59:21] max and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/17 03:11:52] woonack [423/469] has challenged Zoddo [565/719] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:20:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/10/17 13:36:03] kline [317/463] has come upon woonack [195/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:16:51 is removed from kline's clock.
[07/10/17 14:10:00] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:07:47 towards level 75.
[07/10/17 17:14:09] elbie [283/807] has challenged woonack [312/469] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:19:14 is added to elbie's clock.
[07/10/17 21:06:20] theemstra, bootdisk, and woonack [1071/1920] have team battled Torgeir, hannesenator, and adamchainz [1063/1798] and won! 3 days, 13:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 01:51:42] glorgamitch and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/17 04:40:21] brycec [397/777] has come upon woonack [402/469] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:10:05 is added to brycec's clock.
[07/11/17 18:07:36] CoffeeMonster and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 05:51:22] robox and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/17 12:07:23] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:20:34 towards level 75.
[07/17/17 00:30:23] idlerpgww [141/504] has come upon woonack [428/469] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:48:30 is added to idlerpgww's clock.
[07/17/17 15:45:34] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:02:07 towards level 75.
[07/17/17 20:50:39] woonack [136/469] has challenged m0shbear [510/657] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:33:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/18/17 12:10:19] sjefen6 [113/414] has come upon woonack [443/469] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:37:13 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[07/19/17 00:50:52] woonack misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:46:36 from level 75.
[07/20/17 03:30:29] woonack and TauPan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/17 12:01:03] woonack [302/469] has challenged jstg [635/712] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:58:02 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/20/17 21:02:34] woonack [47/469] has challenged CoffeeMonster [126/410] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:16:13 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/21/17 15:24:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 36 days, 10:07:09 toward level 75.
[07/22/17 04:07:38] NoodleCake [682/836] has challenged woonack [239/469] in combat and won! 7 days, 06:25:30 is removed from NoodleCake's clock.
[07/24/17 12:51:03] Elgo [4/109] has challenged woonack [72/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Elgo's clock.
[07/24/17 20:54:54] Killerkid, Lemelisk, and Bl4ckC0r3 [1157/2293] have team battled NoodleCake, Boohbah, and woonack [1131/2075] and won! 0 days, 12:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/17 01:23:00] woonack [218/471] has challenged kork [216/255] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:01:55 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/26/17 06:23:56] woonack [383/471] has challenged freeboson [73/811] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:07:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/26/17 17:55:05] woonack [115/471] has come upon zifnab06 [63/598] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:12:21 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/27/17 07:49:08] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:46 towards level 75.
[07/27/17 17:38:23] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:56 towards level 75.
[07/27/17 17:55:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 4 days, 14:10:05 toward level 75.
[07/28/17 02:02:36] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:42 towards level 75.
[07/28/17 02:27:50] Torgeir [310/400] has come upon woonack [228/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:55 is removed from Torgeir's clock.
[07/28/17 19:49:31] Firien [282/839] has challenged woonack [3/473] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:15:57 is removed from Firien's clock.
[07/29/17 09:36:44] woonack [200/473] has challenged ncarl747 [88/714] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:11:03 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/29/17 14:38:34] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:57 towards level 75.
[07/29/17 23:13:43] woonack, sbp, and Killerkid [401/1745] have team battled Bl4ckC0re, pixelate, and Tenorman [382/1824] and won! 1 day, 07:11:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/17 03:18:25] woonack and Dork_Knight have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/17 15:45:41] idisjunction [147/873] has challenged woonack [251/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:22:30 is added to idisjunction's clock.
[08/02/17 02:34:24] Khorne [62/375] has challenged woonack [313/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/03/17 13:59:35] woonack and SchrodingersScat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/17 15:46:12] woonack [438/473] has challenged Iri [244/551] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/04/17 04:19:12] Avocet [616/634] has come upon woonack [177/473] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:51:19 is removed from Avocet's clock.
[08/04/17 05:29:38] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:21:29 towards level 76.
[08/04/17 06:00:37] Iri [6/551] has challenged woonack [367/473] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:22:05 is added to Iri's clock.
[08/05/17 04:04:25] woonack [352/473] has challenged Andries [102/761] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:34:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/05/17 05:04:36] woonack [15/473] has challenged TauPan [232/350] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:30:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/06/17 04:39:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 00:02:31 from level 76.
[08/07/17 00:11:57] theZoMBiE [896/1001] has challenged woonack [116/473] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:13:29 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[08/07/17 04:29:55] woonack, Adar, and Eldoreth [484/1851] have team battled Iri, arlen, and Torgeir [1241/1936] and lost! 3 days, 16:29:13 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/17 08:26:19] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:03:26 from level 76.
[08/07/17 12:59:34] XJR-9, neurospex, and woonack [2280/2288] have team battled JensRex, DalaiLamer, and Andries [1322/1901] and won! 0 days, 09:01:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/17 20:15:20] nickware [179/558] has challenged woonack [27/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:16:30 is removed from nickware's clock.
[08/09/17 09:37:45] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 14:41:53 from level 76.
[08/10/17 05:46:30] Fattyeater and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/17 08:02:51] Pici [197/1003] has come upon woonack [35/473] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 05:21:36 is removed from Pici's clock.
[08/10/17 12:12:39] Geela [4/308] has come upon woonack [272/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:09:10 is added to Geela's clock.
[08/10/17 15:05:29] woonack left his weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/17 16:47:49] Boohbah [15/768] has come upon woonack [57/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:41:23 is added to Boohbah's clock.
[08/10/17 21:27:48] woonack [283/456] has challenged Mateusz [550/836] in combat and lost! 10 days, 06:54:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/11/17 02:07:13] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:29:06 towards level 76.
[08/11/17 07:04:27] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:22:14 towards level 76.
[08/11/17 14:44:02] glorgamitch, AgentThom, and dindinx [1341/1380] have team battled woonack, sigmg, and Vroomfondel [913/1182] and won! 0 days, 03:50:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/17 19:13:51] woonack and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/17 14:35:00] woonack [129/456] has challenged Sixbierehomme [647/727] in combat and lost! 8 days, 16:36:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/12/17 22:44:37] Ttech, Geela, and kork [787/2101] have team battled XenGi, unicron, and woonack [2158/2202] and lost! 0 days, 04:30:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/17 20:02:58] woonack [140/456] has come upon dclaw123 [227/888] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:45:25 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/13/17 20:35:19] woonack [432/456] has come upon hannesenator [8/1153] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 14:49:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/14/17 10:10:46] Psilocybe, TauPan, and MrGlass [155/1858] have team battled kork, woonack, and grooverider [128/1857] and won! 0 days, 05:02:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/17 11:22:42] Ttech [847/1539] has come upon woonack [230/456] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:53:14 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[08/14/17 12:48:28] blizgerg, ruan, and Birdbones [558/2560] have team battled Nistur, uhmmm, and woonack [480/1448] and won! 3 days, 21:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/17 21:01:24] woonack [17/456] has challenged Tenorman [517/785] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:42:24 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/18/17 23:01:35] TheUnforgiven, woonack, and MJ94 [81/1633] have team battled droogie, JoshuaACasey, and Brady [26/1549] and won! 0 days, 00:28:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/17 02:06:08] woonack [186/456] has challenged IndigoTiger [412/1012] in combat and lost! 9 days, 04:10:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/19/17 06:32:46] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:12:21 towards level 76.
[08/19/17 09:07:19] pixelate [220/483] has challenged woonack [272/456] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:20:16 is added to pixelate's clock.
[08/19/17 13:07:56] bl4ckscor3 [299/530] has challenged woonack [95/456] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:02:07 is removed from bl4ckscor3's clock.
[08/19/17 16:08:27] bl4ckscor3, Zaratustra, and dwfreed [487/2186] have team battled woonack, soltys, and SirMonkeybox [293/1927] and won! 3 days, 21:16:29 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 01:43:19] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 15:43:51 from level 76.
[08/20/17 06:01:55] ToHellWithGA, mwhahaha, and woonack [330/1522] have team battled Pici, MadMan, and AncalagonThBlack [2325/2814] and lost! 2 days, 14:57:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/17 08:51:13] dwfreed [143/517] has come upon woonack [41/456] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:26:09 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/20/17 09:27:00] Boohbah, rxcomm, and Chuck [2366/2466] have team battled woonack, Vroomfondel, and mordac [182/1645] and won! 0 days, 15:17:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/17 11:05:16] arlen [619/893] has come upon woonack [280/456] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:11:17 is removed from arlen's clock.
[08/20/17 15:12:14] ToHellWithGA [408/435] has challenged woonack [269/456] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:20:18 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/21/17 00:50:06] DalaiLamer [149/304] has challenged woonack [58/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from DalaiLamer's clock.
[08/21/17 21:33:56] zid, arlen, and woonack [610/2228] have team battled Sundance, Heisenberg, and elbie [1516/2384] and lost! 1 day, 23:01:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/17 02:18:05] woonack [188/456] has challenged elbie [310/770] in combat and lost! 9 days, 15:41:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/22/17 15:35:27] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 23:27:48 towards level 76.
[08/23/17 09:17:38] Heisenberg, PinkiePie, and Boohbah [367/2576] have team battled Globalirc, woonack, and hannesenator [1144/2329] and lost! 2 days, 16:54:32 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/17 10:27:36] Cypher [608/1034] has challenged woonack [365/456] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:28:47 is removed from Cypher's clock.
[08/25/17 15:04:45] woonack [331/456] has come upon Meta [637/907] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 05:51:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/27/17 12:03:17] noother [292/310] has challenged woonack [345/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to noother's clock.
[08/28/17 15:58:34] woonack had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 07:30:36 towards level 76.
[08/28/17 16:31:49] david [68/215] has challenged woonack [321/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to david's clock.
[08/28/17 17:26:12] Asara, Cameron_D, and valdur55 [1115/3264] have team battled Darky, woonack, and xa [544/1861] and won! 0 days, 16:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/17 09:48:12] dindinx [330/521] has challenged woonack [298/459] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:12:26 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[10/02/17 03:40:11] Euronur [303/692] has challenged woonack [286/459] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:13:00 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[10/02/17 18:08:12] SpikeX [489/502] has come upon woonack [314/459] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:57:00 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[10/02/17 23:29:20] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/17 01:54:31] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:21:59 from level 76.
[10/03/17 16:37:52] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:28:12 towards level 76.
[10/04/17 05:14:16] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/17 06:23:50] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/17 11:00:36] woonack [39/459] has challenged manish17xxx [689/734] in combat and lost! 7 days, 02:56:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/05/17 16:55:57] Zoddo, os-5185, and Gatewayy [1402/2127] have team battled ToHellWithGA, woonack, and Dork_Knight [140/1369] and won! 0 days, 09:16:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 13:58:41] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:53:29 towards level 76.
[10/06/17 19:49:03] idisjunction, woonack, and Meta [1698/2259] have team battled ToHellWithGA, RedW, and AbacusAvenger [15/2287] and won! 0 days, 18:40:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/17 23:16:17] Realmy, woonack, and Fluttershy [100/2360] have team battled Mithkabob, ruan, and Zye [753/2100] and lost! 1 day, 22:09:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/17 06:44:58] uhmmm, Fattyeater, and soltys [456/1752] have team battled Tenorman, woonack, and MadMan [361/2508] and won! 1 day, 09:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/17 17:56:12] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 08:14:38 towards level 76.
[10/09/17 02:15:58] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:50:51 towards level 76.
[10/10/17 01:42:27] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:39:01 from level 76.
[10/10/17 20:00:53] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:34:54 towards level 76.
[10/11/17 07:50:06] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:14:55 from level 76.
[10/11/17 17:49:41] woonack [414/459] has challenged MJ94 [874/937] in combat and lost! 9 days, 13:42:23 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/12/17 19:33:27] woonack [406/459] has come upon irix [279/1018] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 02:26:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/13/17 01:53:39] kline, shandor, and uhmmm [1166/1619] have team battled Brady, woonack, and Azerothian [248/1504] and won! 1 day, 16:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/17 09:28:52] Mithkabob and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/17 08:10:04] woonack [52/459] has challenged tycoon177 [258/429] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:30:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/14/17 09:10:22] Realmy [313/1043] has challenged woonack [103/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:20:49 is removed from Realmy's clock.
[10/14/17 16:28:57] nickware, brycec, and dclaw123 [2300/2358] have team battled crysys, woonack, and Asara [1487/2067] and won! 3 days, 03:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/17 17:20:51] Atan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/17 11:26:13] woonack [230/459] has challenged bootdisk [354/874] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:01:29 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/06/17 18:20:48] dodobrain [467/827] has come upon woonack [335/459] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:39:57 is removed from dodobrain's clock.
[11/08/17 02:31:32] droogie, Khorne, and woonack [220/1922] have team battled elf, sigmg, and tmberg [2114/2360] and lost! 0 days, 07:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/08/17 04:36:24] yano and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/17 15:35:47] codedeeply [215/805] has challenged woonack [95/459] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:33:35 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[11/08/17 17:18:29] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:03:13 towards level 76.
[11/09/17 16:45:39] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:08:59 from level 76.
[11/10/17 17:44:42] woonack and Bkid have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/17 09:48:20] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:37:44 towards level 76.
[11/11/17 10:49:39] KeboDK [552/1005] has come upon woonack [162/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:34:40 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[11/11/17 11:16:07] Misza, Brady, and Milquetoast [468/2652] have team battled woonack, megaprogman, and liara [849/1260] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/17 01:57:33] IdleMaster [19/599] has come upon woonack [251/456] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 02:23:45 is added to IdleMaster's clock.
[11/12/17 09:20:39] Atan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/17 08:12:56] woonack [200/456] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [856/917] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:17:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/14/17 17:05:04] exa, codedeeply, and brendan [35/3020] have team battled suterismus, coco, and woonack [1690/2145] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 12:04:32] Mirc0p, x0, and Silvanus_Betrium [863/1485] have team battled woonack, Ttech, and allo [2282/2563] and lost! 0 days, 17:35:35 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/17 15:26:45] woonack and Antium have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 06:36:39] woonack [383/456] has challenged Cameron_D [770/1491] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:43:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/16/17 11:17:47] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:47:10 towards level 76.
[11/16/17 17:41:19] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/17 20:41:30] Iri [47/545] has challenged woonack [177/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:56:11 is added to Iri's clock.
[11/17/17 15:13:20] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:18 towards level 76.
[11/20/17 03:46:55] tmberg, Andries, and Bob [236/2134] have team battled loomysh, woonack, and ncarl747 [508/1793] and lost! 0 days, 17:34:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/17 04:16:20] djm [146/555] has challenged woonack [61/456] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:58:08 is removed from djm's clock.
[11/21/17 15:20:02] AngryParsley [948/972] has challenged woonack [142/456] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:16:25 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[11/22/17 10:24:29] WallIdl and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/17 05:51:44] sjefen6 [22/415] has come upon woonack [64/456] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:05:27 is added to sjefen6's clock.
[11/24/17 02:40:39] woonack [243/456] has challenged Elgo [288/431] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:41:54 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/24/17 03:03:56] woonack [20/456] has come upon holloway [110/791] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:46:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/24/17 15:36:03] nickware, RistoUuranmaki, and woonack [358/1830] have team battled Birdbones, Sprort, and Dork_Knight [1522/1775] and lost! 9 days, 21:08:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/17 02:48:40] woonack [31/460] has challenged freeboson [835/839] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:03:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/02/17 02:42:23] Herb_Tarlek [352/768] has come upon woonack [244/460] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:07:48 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[12/03/17 11:50:13] Bob [438/518] has challenged woonack [230/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from Bob's clock.
[12/04/17 00:05:33] AbrahamLinksys, borsin, and idisjunction [33/2085] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Atan [386/1972] and lost! 2 days, 12:37:07 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/17 12:34:01] CoolChris, SlowRiot, and Bkid [874/2257] have team battled woonack, ohnx, and idisjunction [1233/2359] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/17 00:50:14] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:03:02 towards level 76.
[12/05/17 21:43:38] Killerkid [46/682] has come upon woonack [239/463] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:22:14 is added to Killerkid's clock.
[12/05/17 22:30:46] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 08:53:55 from level 76.
[12/06/17 13:23:44] Xenthys [462/863] has challenged woonack [0/463] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:34:23 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/13/17 21:05:00] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 09:45:34 towards level 76.
[12/13/17 23:12:06] qwerty [78/393] has come upon woonack [181/463] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:20 is added to qwerty's clock.
[12/14/17 00:22:05] koyaan [28/84] has challenged woonack [31/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to koyaan's clock.
[12/14/17 10:28:47] D.Va [167/554] has come upon woonack [171/463] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:29:34 is added to D.Va's clock.
[12/14/17 13:55:50] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:37:50 towards level 76.
[12/15/17 15:44:08] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 08:01:43 towards level 76.
[12/15/17 16:47:45] idlerpgww [471/499] has come upon woonack [285/463] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:48:38 is removed from idlerpgww's clock.
[12/16/17 23:41:04] Jandre, Milquetoast, and qwerty [896/1703] have team battled SlowRiot, woonack, and Euronur [605/2179] and won! 0 days, 13:41:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/17 01:23:43] D.Va, woonack, and ohnx [1669/2035] have team battled allo, tmberg, and KeboDK [2056/2384] and lost! 4 days, 04:05:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/17 08:57:52] uhmmm [644/877] has challenged woonack [308/463] in combat and won! 7 days, 12:02:51 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[12/17/17 11:22:26] woonack [427/463] has come upon Mateusz [508/915] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 11:45:32 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/19/17 14:03:58] woonack, manish17xxx, and SyntaxASI [1021/1219] have team battled IdleMaster, Frogging101, and AbrahamLinksys [13/1639] and won! 0 days, 00:05:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/17 19:29:30] koyaan [183/269] has challenged woonack [194/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to koyaan's clock.
[12/20/17 00:22:00] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:22:57 towards level 76.
[12/21/17 07:40:13] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/17 20:24:19] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:39:08 towards level 76.
[12/22/17 20:55:34] woonack and Majak have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/17 14:25:29] Ttech [1298/1612] has challenged woonack [159/463] in combat and won! 15 days, 18:43:47 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[12/23/17 18:26:51] MJ94 [85/992] has challenged woonack [107/463] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:06:41 is added to MJ94's clock.
[12/23/17 18:29:13] zid, vegadark, and CornFly [1701/2528] have team battled woonack, Doctor, and sunri5e [1789/2067] and lost! 2 days, 19:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/17 21:27:53] woonack [259/463] has challenged Andries [216/800] in combat and won! 18 days, 22:23:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/26/17 02:04:56] KevinSpacey, Luamil, and woonack [553/1267] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Doctor, and blizgerg [2412/2804] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:53 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/17 09:55:46] unicron [139/788] has challenged woonack [442/463] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:13:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/27/17 11:56:27] rxcomm [483/918] has challenged woonack [366/463] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:44:56 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[01/05/18 01:51:19] ilbelkyr [290/720] has come upon woonack [205/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:57:19 is removed from ilbelkyr's clock.
[01/05/18 05:42:39] woonack set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:03:02 from level 76.
[01/06/18 03:50:28] woonack, SlowRiot, and KevinSpacey [589/1795] have team battled AbacusAvenger, xayto, and dclaw123 [1479/2416] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/18 19:13:14] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/18 20:17:08] woonack, brycec, and petrichor [904/2366] have team battled brendan, qwerty, and dax [867/2420] and won! 0 days, 18:59:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/18 13:17:19] sjefen6 [319/422] has come upon woonack [147/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:55:19 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[01/08/18 06:52:26] woonack left their weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/18 09:45:49] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:51:23 towards level 76.
[01/08/18 13:43:40] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:25:10 towards level 76.
[01/09/18 13:04:32] IndigoTiger, shandor, and Iri [1746/2222] have team battled woonack, Bob, and bl4ckscor3 [1136/1530] and won! 2 days, 02:34:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/18 14:07:08] woonack [219/448] has challenged Sundance [476/699] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:32:38 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/10/18 16:16:28] woonack [326/448] has challenged lightstalker [16/250] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:36:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/12/18 03:27:46] woonack, Crazycatlady, and damyan [779/1755] have team battled Meta, blizgerg, and dax [325/2813] and won! 11 days, 06:54:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/18 05:29:28] woonack [142/448] has challenged hannesenator [683/1228] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:09:34 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/13/18 02:06:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 25 days, 08:14:13 toward level 76.
[01/13/18 13:06:36] exa [187/915] has challenged woonack [370/448] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to exa's clock.
[01/13/18 13:53:50] woonack, astropoint, and dax [968/1153] have team battled Gerdesas, JuanMaestro, and lipek [768/2533] and won! 0 days, 00:08:21 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/18 19:23:36] Cameron_D [1218/1512] has come upon woonack [38/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:52:47 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[01/14/18 19:28:50] woonack fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/18 04:04:11] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:45 towards level 76.
[01/15/18 18:19:32] Majak [232/442] has challenged woonack [385/446] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:19:13 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/18/18 07:16:30] woonack set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:33:19 from level 76.
[01/19/18 04:32:02] KobrAs [380/498] has come upon woonack [57/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:13:02 is removed from KobrAs's clock.
[01/19/18 09:31:17] woonack and Heisenberg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/18 14:54:25] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:42 towards level 76.
[01/20/18 01:55:15] ishanyx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/18 08:10:40] pixelate, speedmann, and Sharky4 [292/1093] have team battled SpikeX, nfsnobody, and woonack [835/1805] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/18 01:01:28] Ttech, woonack, and petrichor [1434/3195] have team battled djm, dax, and pixelate [1318/1724] and won! 2 days, 05:53:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/18 04:10:27] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:02 towards level 76.
[01/22/18 08:38:29] himuraken [728/914] has come upon woonack [55/446] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:24:50 is removed from himuraken's clock.
[01/27/18 06:22:06] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:28:14 towards level 76.
[01/27/18 15:19:47] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:16:06 towards level 76.
[01/27/18 19:56:50] koyaan [181/400] has challenged woonack [327/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:29 is added to koyaan's clock.
[01/28/18 12:45:25] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:09 towards level 76.
[01/28/18 17:50:38] Lemelisk, woonack, bootdisk, and mordac have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/18 19:36:54] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:26 towards level 76.
[02/01/18 06:28:28] woonack [287/446] has come upon SlowRiot [63/986] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:05:06 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/02/18 07:26:10] moveax, Dork_Knight, and woonack [140/1596] have team battled Nistur, canton7, and glorgamitch [757/1932] and lost! 1 day, 07:56:53 is added to their clocks.
[02/02/18 13:06:26] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:24 towards level 76.
[02/04/18 17:28:57] woonack, petrichor, and sunri5e [1956/2175] have team battled speedmann, astropoint, and Yuhno [242/1334] and won! 0 days, 23:18:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/18 12:07:12] zid [254/995] has challenged woonack [186/446] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:17:53 is removed from zid's clock.
[02/06/18 12:15:25] Birdbones [422/1083] has challenged woonack [313/446] in combat and won! 12 days, 09:03:13 is removed from Birdbones's clock.
[02/07/18 00:57:57] woonack [138/446] has come upon glorgamitch [668/697] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:10:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/07/18 10:44:32] Killerkid, woonack, and elf [1822/2125] have team battled mordac, shandor, and holloway [205/2694] and won! 0 days, 12:26:01 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/18 03:24:09] woonack [99/446] has challenged Atan [344/576] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:52:14 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/08/18 13:56:28] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:30:00 from level 76.
[02/09/18 02:50:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 9 days, 17:33:40 toward level 76.
[02/10/18 07:24:09] MrGlass, woonack, and vrillusions [1832/2350] have team battled Bob, damyan, and nomatame [624/1489] and won! 3 days, 09:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 09:58:21] woonack [330/446] has come upon glorgamitch [596/702] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:43:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/10/18 14:21:22] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/18 14:26:42] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:12:09 from level 76.
[02/12/18 01:06:50] poella [51/180] has challenged woonack [13/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from poella's clock.
[02/12/18 23:00:29] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:52 towards level 76.
[02/16/18 05:54:44] HeavyPodda [814/1024] has come upon woonack [224/446] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:16:11 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[03/01/18 02:20:44] woonack fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/18 06:36:31] MrGlass, woonack, and Brainiac [237/1968] have team battled xayto, Bradicus, and theemstra [1126/2193] and lost! 4 days, 10:57:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/18 01:56:53] acolarh [30/166] has challenged woonack [22/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:37 is removed from acolarh's clock.
[03/03/18 09:28:05] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:38 towards level 76.
[03/03/18 16:39:19] pfoley [629/648] has challenged woonack [351/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:47:00 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[03/04/18 17:08:09] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:56:28 from level 76.
[03/04/18 23:34:39] yano [608/700] has come upon woonack [30/448] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:49:55 is removed from yano's clock.
[03/05/18 20:52:51] dindinx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/18 23:40:12] woonack [16/448] has come upon Zaratustra [829/1089] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:31:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/06/18 22:54:49] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:37:11 towards level 76.
[03/06/18 23:52:44] woonack [248/448] has come upon himuraken [816/914] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:37:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/07/18 11:36:03] Hooloovoo [81/85] has challenged woonack [166/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to Hooloovoo's clock.
[03/07/18 18:24:21] Pogor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/18 23:20:09] zifnab06 [233/589] has challenged woonack [349/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:19 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[03/09/18 06:28:34] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:17:40 towards level 76.
[03/09/18 14:30:32] dwfreed and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/18 21:01:08] pixelate [279/497] has come upon woonack [54/448] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:07:50 is removed from pixelate's clock.
[03/09/18 21:30:31] MJ94 [227/717] has come upon woonack [118/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:41:14 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[03/10/18 04:27:27] KeboDK [780/877] has come upon woonack [351/448] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:49:28 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[03/10/18 05:52:18] Cata [0/1] has challenged woonack [132/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to Cata's clock.
[03/11/18 13:06:36] SlowRiot and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/18 09:34:28] Murii [207/283] has challenged woonack [359/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to Murii's clock.
[03/13/18 23:40:43] Mrs.BigHead [260/597] has challenged woonack [142/448] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:16:17 is removed from Mrs.BigHead's clock.
[03/14/18 00:00:44] woonack [240/448] has challenged astropoint [70/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:24:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/14/18 13:05:17] woonack [5/448] has challenged bigjay [282/1221] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:47:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/14/18 13:55:48] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:52:21 from level 76.
[03/15/18 05:07:00] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:49 towards level 76.
[03/16/18 21:41:59] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:37 towards level 76.
[03/17/18 11:44:20] djm and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/18 15:02:36] woonack walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:44:24 from level 76.
[03/17/18 17:23:13] PinkiePie [273/864] has come upon woonack [162/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:45:30 is removed from PinkiePie's clock.
[03/18/18 13:39:20] m0shbear, elf, woonack, and Wario have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/18 20:16:10] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:18:35 towards level 76.
[03/19/18 03:43:29] Globalirc [671/790] has challenged woonack [195/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:19 is removed from Globalirc's clock.
[03/19/18 21:53:21] woonack [283/448] has come upon m4dc0w [279/355] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:27:00 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/20/18 06:22:34] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:02 from level 76.
[03/20/18 15:50:55] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:09 towards level 76.
[03/21/18 19:23:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 8 days, 19:11:24 toward level 76.
[03/22/18 06:55:17] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:22 towards level 76.
[03/23/18 17:14:09] PiotrekD [188/701] has come upon woonack [184/448] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:20:44 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[03/24/18 23:32:01] woonack [213/448] has challenged RBecker [672/782] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:17:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/25/18 06:02:57] petrichor, grooverider, and brycec [359/3209] have team battled max, woonack, and Khorne [1420/2158] and lost! 2 days, 02:32:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/18 17:15:07] woonack [274/448] has come upon Mateusz [209/919] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:20:39 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/25/18 20:53:22] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:11 towards level 76.
[03/27/18 02:34:21] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:30 towards level 76.
[03/27/18 12:55:42] qwerty and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/18 17:03:32] glorgamitch [584/935] has challenged woonack [72/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:31:17 is removed from glorgamitch's clock.
[03/29/18 18:00:06] woonack [276/448] has come upon Ais [176/438] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:51:13 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/29/18 18:00:06] woonack has dealt Ais a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:28:57 is added to Ais's clock.
[03/29/18 23:31:05] woonack [428/448] has come upon elbie [291/809] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:14:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/30/18 02:22:33] TimWolla, TauPan, and MadMan [1381/1915] have team battled RBecker, woonack, and bebbet [737/1678] and won! 0 days, 00:39:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/18 02:55:44] woonack, Pici, and Atan [1739/2165] have team battled m0shbear, kork, and Evrial [945/1639] and won! 0 days, 21:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/18 00:08:52] neurospex [136/1142] has come upon woonack [301/448] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:11:57 is added to neurospex's clock.
[03/31/18 14:33:27] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:22 towards level 76.
[04/02/18 09:15:30] woonack [36/459] has challenged cirdan [789/949] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/05/18 01:58:55] woonack, canton7, and IdleMaster [90/2003] have team battled neurospex, ToHellWithGA, and agrajag [2021/2827] and lost! 3 days, 15:20:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/18 15:31:20] woonack was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:01:21 from level 77.
[04/05/18 18:16:39] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:40:29 towards level 77.
[04/05/18 22:37:19] bootdisk [609/905] has come upon woonack [229/459] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:24:47 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[04/06/18 18:17:32] TimWolla, fattrat, and woonack [501/1970] have team battled ishanyx, Mars, and glorgamitch [1805/2387] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:57 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/18 01:11:32] uhmmm [401/876] has come upon woonack [372/459] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:31:49 is removed from uhmmm's clock.
[04/09/18 06:23:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 61 days, 13:35:12 from level 77.
[04/09/18 15:01:13] Sixbierehomme [467/700] has come upon woonack [301/459] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:31:16 is removed from Sixbierehomme's clock.
[04/09/18 20:46:43] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 20:19:05 from level 77.
[04/10/18 03:08:28] rxcomm, woonack, and Andries [2003/2185] have team battled RedW, manish17xxx, and soltys [1110/2390] and won! 2 days, 13:59:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/18 12:38:45] bigjay, woonack, and valdur55 [1017/2590] have team battled yano, MetaNova, and Sharky4 [683/2147] and won! 7 days, 01:12:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/18 17:36:00] TauPan, Zoddo, and woonack [1234/2265] have team battled Flonk, elbie, and Sundance [1386/2233] and lost! 4 days, 20:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/18 17:52:06] Birdbones, djm, Zaratustra, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/18 18:09:05] woonack [129/459] has challenged greekman [152/469] in combat and lost! 8 days, 19:58:22 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/13/18 00:00:17] woonack, MetaNova, and brycec [906/2259] have team battled Sundance, basepi, and MJ94 [1323/2382] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/18 15:26:32] shandor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/18 07:51:32] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 19:06:49 towards level 77.
[04/17/18 07:59:14] LordH, djm, and woonack [750/2504] have team battled Flonk, agrajag, and Mateusz [294/2605] and won! 1 day, 01:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/18 13:22:33] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:25:49 towards level 77.
[04/17/18 19:33:08] idlerpgww, csssuf, and woonack [850/1713] have team battled RistoUuranmaki, Sharky4, and ilbelkyr [1146/2243] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:52 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/18 20:47:07] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:54:05 towards level 77.
[04/17/18 23:44:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 20 days, 04:55:20 toward level 77.
[04/18/18 00:31:04] hannesenator, Cypher, and woonack [164/2658] have team battled astropoint, liara, and Elgo [452/1592] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/18 03:38:37] woonack [205/459] has come upon mefmef [247/349] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:36:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/18/18 13:12:25] ohnx, Birdbones, and adamchainz [2424/2741] have team battled himuraken, qwerty, and woonack [2116/2254] and won! 3 days, 05:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/18 05:03:25] RBecker [219/787] has challenged woonack [103/459] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:40:26 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[04/19/18 19:32:39] woonack lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:57:38 from level 77.
[04/20/18 04:11:51] Geela [25/419] has challenged woonack [196/459] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:42:57 is added to Geela's clock.
[04/20/18 07:15:13] Heisenberg [571/704] has come upon woonack [312/459] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:42:07 is removed from Heisenberg's clock.
[04/20/18 18:26:13] Euronur [574/690] has come upon woonack [89/459] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:00:47 is removed from Euronur's clock.
[04/21/18 04:25:17] pants [8/817] has challenged woonack [455/459] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:14:12 is added to pants's clock.
[04/21/18 14:18:56] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:23:05 towards level 77.
[04/21/18 21:19:04] Wario [314/620] has come upon woonack [92/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:45:14 is removed from Wario's clock.
[04/22/18 04:29:14] Barry [147/383] has challenged woonack [413/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:22 is added to Barry's clock.
[04/23/18 04:53:01] woonack [279/459] has come upon Crazycatlady [102/565] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 18:51:17 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/23/18 07:39:04] Xenthys [210/513] has challenged woonack [378/459] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:36:39 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[04/23/18 18:43:05] mordac [884/1130] has challenged woonack [342/459] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:04:09 is removed from mordac's clock.
[04/27/18 01:32:21] woonack, moveax, and acolarh [503/1659] have team battled JuanMaestro, pfoley, and Cameron_D [1227/2941] and lost! 0 days, 16:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/18 21:55:27] woonack and theemstra have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/18 14:22:45] woonack, Brady, and soltys [392/1669] have team battled seanmnaes, Sharky4, and pants [913/1780] and lost! 2 days, 09:17:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/18 16:30:27] woonack [263/464] has challenged AbacusAvenger [508/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:13:59 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/30/18 11:22:07] FSM, Wohali, and ishanyx [1195/1367] have team battled niko, Zye, and woonack [1580/2169] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/18 18:17:31] vox, eva42, and woonack [2441/2908] have team battled M00nsl47r, Taffer, and TauPan [718/1705] and won! 0 days, 19:29:34 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/18 02:23:14] yano and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/18 06:32:02] Mars [288/798] has come upon woonack [388/464] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:20:18 is added to Mars's clock.
[05/03/18 11:12:51] woonack [359/464] has challenged max [216/625] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:56:40 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/03/18 11:12:51] In the fierce battle, max dropped their level 65 pair of boots! woonack picks it up, tossing their old level 47 pair of boots to max.
[05/03/18 12:13:13] woonack [26/484] has challenged Gerdesas [116/618] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:35:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/10/18 08:15:14] shymega [371/600] has challenged woonack [0/484] in combat and won! 13 days, 09:54:08 is removed from shymega's clock.
[05/10/18 21:19:55] AncalagonThBlack [692/723] has challenged woonack [321/484] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:56:53 is removed from AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[05/11/18 21:26:53] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/18 00:39:47] idisjunction, Pici, pants, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/18 00:12:32] woonack [28/484] has come upon sedition [75/292] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:53:13 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/13/18 15:43:04] vox [347/1150] has challenged woonack [171/484] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:42:34 is removed from vox's clock.
[05/14/18 11:51:14] Nistur [310/458] has challenged woonack [187/484] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:29:50 is removed from Nistur's clock.
[05/15/18 07:34:03] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:52:02 from level 77.
[05/15/18 17:05:03] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:04:10 towards level 77.
[05/16/18 13:41:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 12 days, 13:20:44 toward level 77.
[05/16/18 15:26:56] freeboson [862/949] has come upon woonack [184/484] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:38:10 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/16/18 19:20:38] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:14:33 towards level 77.
[05/16/18 21:11:57] freeboson [725/949] has challenged woonack [419/484] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:37:58 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/17/18 17:18:48] Tor, Eldoreth, and bigjay [859/2811] have team battled woonack, Sixbierehomme, and JensRex [1695/2222] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:52 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/18 02:52:14] Sundance and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/18 12:36:42] Heisenberg and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 00:36:36] celophi [229/262] has challenged woonack [193/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:54:45 is removed from celophi's clock.
[05/20/18 02:38:58] LegendaryQ [94/465] has challenged woonack [429/484] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to LegendaryQ's clock.
[05/20/18 04:41:30] woonack [352/484] has challenged Milquetoast [375/947] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:48:39 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/20/18 17:33:40] Gizmokid2005, awgh, and woonack [401/2329] have team battled liara, robox, and codedeeply [319/2150] and won! 0 days, 09:30:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/18 21:29:16] Tor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/18 11:53:08] MadMan [268/1064] has challenged woonack [258/484] in combat and won! 10 days, 06:48:17 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[05/21/18 23:30:05] NRKist, Birdbones, and greekman [260/2341] have team battled KharmaScribbles, pixelate, and woonack [778/1244] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/18 00:33:02] MetaNova and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/18 16:46:49] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:20:21 from level 77.
[05/26/18 00:44:42] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:20 towards level 77.
[05/26/18 01:19:06] Nofew, Heisenberg, and Fyris [1493/2575] have team battled freeboson, acolarh, and woonack [892/2054] and won! 0 days, 11:47:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/18 02:50:46] Herb_Tarlek [675/861] has challenged woonack [262/484] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:12:18 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[05/27/18 13:57:53] woonack and Evrial have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 09:12:58] Majak, Killerkid, and woonack [1372/1756] have team battled Globalirc, dxtr, and el [713/1707] and won! 3 days, 06:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/18 14:52:54] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:10:38 from level 77.
[05/29/18 14:53:00] NRKist and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 01:18:56] vegadark [292/600] has come upon woonack [16/484] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:32:02 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[05/30/18 09:26:29] J [295/685] has challenged woonack [225/484] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:28:26 is removed from J's clock.
[05/30/18 18:45:38] woonack and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/18 23:25:24] khmerboy [347/383] has come upon woonack [431/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:14 is added to khmerboy's clock.
[05/31/18 04:33:11] woonack [434/484] has challenged holloway [320/979] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:27:25 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/10/18 05:42:58] Yuhno, ncarl747, and TauPan [669/2102] have team battled robox, woonack, and crudd [1350/1607] and lost! 0 days, 18:46:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/18 14:32:58] WallIdl and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/18 14:22:08] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:37:01 from level 77.
[06/16/18 22:13:33] woonack was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:16:52 from level 77.
[06/17/18 01:45:18] woonack walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:05:39 from level 77.
[06/17/18 04:20:17] tmberg [275/978] has challenged woonack [3/484] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:08:58 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[06/17/18 11:55:16] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:06 towards level 77.
[06/18/18 17:48:39] woonack [96/484] has come upon himuraken [844/930] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:59:22 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/19/18 05:08:36] RBecker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/18 05:50:54] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:05 towards level 77.
[06/19/18 11:40:35] woonack was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:24:17 from level 77.
[06/20/18 04:17:33] woonack [402/489] has come upon M144 [148/207] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:25:00 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/21/18 08:40:24] woonack reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/18 04:35:00] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:30 towards level 77.
[06/22/18 11:41:37] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:44:23 towards level 77.
[06/22/18 23:47:41] csc2ya, theemstra, and borsin [1452/1623] have team battled Khorne, woonack, and IndigoTiger [2281/2682] and lost! 0 days, 07:56:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/24/18 22:14:49] m0shbear, sigmg, and Flonk [1187/2214] have team battled woonack, Mrs.BigHead, and idlerpgww [409/1627] and won! 0 days, 14:00:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/18 03:34:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 12 days, 10:35:51 toward level 77.
[06/25/18 11:42:08] woonack and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/18 05:10:09] woonack [281/492] has challenged neurospex [889/1180] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:45:24 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/26/18 11:37:50] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/18 02:04:27] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:06:26 from level 77.
[06/27/18 11:50:24] Taffer and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/18 05:04:22] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:53 towards level 77.
[06/29/18 04:14:31] WallIdl, PinkiePie, and bebbet [649/2155] have team battled rxcomm, Brady, and woonack [1894/2146] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:43 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/18 15:09:43] allo, Zaratustra, and IdleMaster [778/2173] have team battled crysys, woonack, and theemstra [1195/1997] and lost! 1 day, 13:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/18 12:12:52] Andries and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/18 14:37:22] adamchainz [414/597] has come upon woonack [70/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:15:35 is removed from adamchainz's clock.
[07/01/18 00:13:52] woonack [252/492] has challenged Yuhno [104/649] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:43:39 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/01/18 05:52:15] LordH [236/1139] has challenged woonack [477/492] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:17:51 is added to LordH's clock.
[07/01/18 07:11:03] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:10:05 from level 78.
[07/02/18 00:39:08] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:53:13 from level 78.
[07/02/18 02:42:33] RBecker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/18 12:34:50] pants, TimWolla, and Geela [273/1947] have team battled elf, woonack, and ishanyx [1361/2216] and lost! 2 days, 13:42:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/18 09:19:15] NRKist and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/18 10:05:25] Tim [254/326] has challenged woonack [463/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Tim's clock.
[07/04/18 23:26:41] sbp, Khorne, and woonack [1287/2170] have team battled alephnull, soltys, and abra0 [2018/2207] and lost! 0 days, 07:47:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/18 12:40:16] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:21:26 from level 78.
[07/08/18 23:07:48] woonack, Evrial, and greekman [35/1731] have team battled brycec, borsin, and IdleMaster [120/2004] and lost! 1 day, 15:16:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/18 13:15:21] sjefen6 [173/775] has come upon woonack [28/492] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:12:06 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[07/10/18 15:11:19] woonack [108/492] has challenged jrosmith [98/851] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:42:08 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/10/18 21:13:26] woonack [177/492] has challenged MetaNova [846/965] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:27:30 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/11/18 13:05:20] woonack [175/492] has come upon sbp [239/646] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:10:43 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/12/18 00:51:11] Sundance and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 01:28:56] aismallard, ruan, and Atan [1272/2356] have team battled woonack, Khorne, and sasaniak [2146/2226] and lost! 1 day, 10:21:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/18 03:29:23] PinkiePie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/18 19:29:22] mordac [471/1118] has challenged woonack [248/492] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:09:45 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/12/18 22:30:25] Ironhoof [1016/1126] has challenged woonack [11/492] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:01:27 is removed from Ironhoof's clock.
[07/14/18 10:39:31] woonack left their weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/18 03:48:41] fattrat [13/1183] has challenged woonack [446/479] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:59:50 is added to fattrat's clock.
[07/15/18 09:02:48] J and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 13:55:24] PiotrekD and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 14:38:14] woonack, idlerpgww, and mordac [1698/2147] have team battled Pici, Wohali, and blizgerg [118/2759] and won! 4 days, 04:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/18 22:39:37] cjkinni [150/317] has challenged woonack [339/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:04 is added to cjkinni's clock.
[07/16/18 00:24:14] woonack [183/479] has come upon IdleMaster [115/749] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:17:38 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/16/18 19:32:37] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:36:10 from level 78.
[07/18/18 00:59:35] Tor [293/761] has come upon woonack [430/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:42 is added to Tor's clock.
[07/18/18 01:20:00] Iri [566/574] has come upon woonack [149/479] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:31:46 is removed from Iri's clock.
[07/18/18 12:16:43] sbp [60/646] has challenged woonack [389/479] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:27:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/19/18 08:36:50] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:15:24 towards level 78.
[07/20/18 16:58:25] waffles [365/483] has challenged woonack [256/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:41 is removed from waffles's clock.
[07/21/18 02:23:43] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:44:01 from level 78.
[07/21/18 07:40:01] woonack [229/479] has challenged Luamil [631/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:10:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/23/18 07:58:51] Atan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/18 05:00:01] woonack [384/479] has come upon Globalirc [300/781] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:19:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/24/18 23:15:28] Heisenberg and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/18 18:16:22] MJ94 [446/679] has challenged woonack [66/479] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:11:26 is removed from MJ94's clock.
[07/26/18 06:08:42] illicit [67/149] has challenged woonack [332/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:49 is added to illicit's clock.
[07/26/18 22:53:48] woonack and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 03:25:14] darkmage, woonack, and Evrial [1701/2162] have team battled fattrat, Cameron_D, and Mars [3194/3617] and lost! 5 days, 08:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/18 04:13:01] wulk [334/487] has challenged woonack [293/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:52:49 is removed from wulk's clock.
[07/27/18 10:40:21] brycec and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/18 11:57:16] Crazycatlady and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 03:21:12] woonack [157/479] has challenged Evrial [266/564] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:08:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/28/18 09:51:14] woonack [428/479] has come upon exotime [96/371] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:41:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/28/18 13:21:05] Psilocybe, double, and SirMonkeybox [1120/2201] have team battled woonack, exotime, and dxtr [379/1291] and won! 0 days, 19:07:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/18 22:49:49] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:57:25 towards level 78.
[07/29/18 23:36:42] Milquetoast [310/948] has challenged woonack [160/479] in combat and won! 17 days, 21:04:04 is removed from Milquetoast's clock.
[07/30/18 08:38:00] bobvador [256/579] has challenged woonack [405/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:37:46 is added to bobvador's clock.
[07/30/18 21:36:12] bozo [30/468] has come upon woonack [335/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:09:57 is added to bozo's clock.
[07/31/18 12:16:26] Khorne and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/18 14:45:29] waifu [78/402] has challenged woonack [130/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to waifu's clock.
[08/01/18 18:55:53] seanmnaes [1039/1056] has come upon woonack [385/479] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:45:52 is removed from seanmnaes's clock.
[08/02/18 00:12:26] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:42:40 towards level 78.
[08/02/18 07:44:03] wulk, damyan, and Evrial [1389/1963] have team battled Nofew, woonack, and Lnk [1435/2363] and lost! 3 days, 01:15:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/18 05:42:07] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:36:48 towards level 78.
[08/03/18 10:15:17] MadMan [600/1115] has challenged woonack [410/479] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:09:40 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[08/03/18 10:40:44] CuriousOnion [5/28] has challenged woonack [57/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:06 is added to CuriousOnion's clock.
[08/03/18 12:16:00] Tenorman [843/1047] has challenged woonack [58/479] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:17:20 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[08/03/18 14:16:40] woonack [268/479] has challenged elbie [366/713] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:22:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/03/18 14:31:48] bobvador [429/579] has come upon woonack [225/479] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:52:33 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[08/04/18 00:07:38] simple [795/894] has come upon woonack [100/479] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 12:48:28 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/04/18 10:37:31] Geela [215/415] has come upon woonack [462/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:22:29 is added to Geela's clock.
[08/04/18 21:49:23] woonack slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/18 09:26:59] woonack fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/18 16:37:05] woonack [342/476] has come upon bobvador [43/579] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:00:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/07/18 17:30:46] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:08 towards level 78.
[08/07/18 17:47:56] woonack [423/476] has come upon IndigoTiger [776/1153] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:01:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/07/18 17:52:49] petrichor [1153/1197] has challenged woonack [166/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:44:09 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[08/07/18 22:12:34] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:47:30 from level 78.
[08/07/18 23:29:32] Curious_Onion [208/285] has challenged woonack [112/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:09:12 is removed from Curious_Onion's clock.
[08/09/18 12:48:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 26 days, 02:39:51 toward level 78.
[08/09/18 14:02:37] woonack [383/476] has come upon Lemelisk [1167/1206] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:58:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/11/18 09:08:55] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:06:19 from level 78.
[08/12/18 01:37:54] ncarl747, Heisenberg, woonack, and AngryParsley have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/18 04:31:14] Asara [370/1279] has challenged woonack [364/476] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:51:14 is removed from Asara's clock.
[08/12/18 10:33:24] woonack [441/476] has challenged dxtr [38/480] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:40:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/12/18 21:28:23] woonack reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! woonack's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/18 08:47:41] alephnull [62/625] has come upon woonack [105/479] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:10:02 is added to alephnull's clock.
[08/14/18 23:36:13] sheu and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/18 04:29:36] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:18 towards level 78.
[08/15/18 06:53:16] woonack, Curious_Onion, and double [263/1768] have team battled vegadark, jrosmith, and DroppedPepsi [1027/1651] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/18 14:17:05] Nofew, loomysh, and shandor [74/2390] have team battled abra0, woonack, and canton7 [722/2315] and lost! 8 days, 19:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/18 17:53:58] RBecker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/18 07:18:02] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:25 towards level 78.
[08/17/18 07:34:19] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:48 towards level 78.
[08/17/18 22:04:47] Vroomfondel and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 05:26:25] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:13 towards level 78.
[08/18/18 08:03:25] D.Va and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/18 15:11:45] woonack [150/479] has challenged djm [376/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:07:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/19/18 07:53:05] suterismus [486/1312] has come upon woonack [74/479] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 01:24:52 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[08/20/18 08:00:06] PiotrekD [609/667] has come upon woonack [39/479] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:22:15 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[08/21/18 11:51:40] IndigoTiger, woonack, and valdur55 [1167/2514] have team battled dax, Zaratustra, and Atan [2230/2305] and lost! 0 days, 16:48:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/18 05:25:47] elf [998/1161] has challenged woonack [257/479] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:54:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/23/18 06:06:37] woonack [165/479] has come upon SirMonkeybox [371/583] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:11:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/23/18 09:27:06] woonack [109/479] has challenged Roxana [724/970] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:54:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/27/18 03:41:25] D.Va, woonack, and gildarts [964/1558] have team battled kier, Globalirc, and Curious_Onion [1710/2097] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/18 05:12:45] woonack [93/479] has challenged adamus1red [178/335] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:12:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/28/18 07:15:42] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:55:37 towards level 78.
[08/29/18 02:39:37] AncalagonThBlack [124/707] has come upon woonack [162/479] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 21:12:50 is added to AncalagonThBlack's clock.
[08/29/18 11:23:14] mordac, Mateusz, and woonack [1911/2595] have team battled dclaw123, tmberg, and IndigoTiger [1554/3214] and won! 2 days, 09:35:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/18 19:03:59] M144 [89/542] has challenged woonack [146/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:54:59 is added to M144's clock.
[08/29/18 23:01:40] woonack [387/479] has come upon pants [603/875] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:29:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/30/18 18:38:09] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:25:20 towards level 78.
[08/31/18 07:33:22] gildarts, Andries, JensRex, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/18 09:33:38] woonack [42/479] has come upon ishanyx [303/652] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:34:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/01/18 01:43:31] woonack [331/479] has challenged Khorne [915/1003] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:04:39 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/04/18 19:01:32] blizgerg [1121/1215] has come upon woonack [290/479] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 11:38:23 is removed from blizgerg's clock.
[09/06/18 01:01:37] Tor and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/18 05:12:14] woonack and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 01:47:38] Zaratustra [174/1157] has challenged woonack [213/479] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:42:39 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[09/09/18 11:55:38] bigjay and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/18 13:51:32] tmberg [1017/1050] has challenged woonack [230/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:42:10 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[09/10/18 17:03:37] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:19:15 from level 78.
[09/10/18 18:54:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 9 days, 20:40:39 toward level 78.
[09/11/18 05:39:07] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:51 towards level 78.
[09/11/18 06:11:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 6 days, 02:01:54 toward level 78.
[09/11/18 11:47:14] PinkiePie, loomysh, and donpdonp [42/1858] have team battled woonack, xit, and TauPan [972/1860] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 08:10:57] irix [41/1020] has come upon woonack [44/479] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:31:24 is added to irix's clock.
[09/13/18 11:12:32] JuanMaestro, Nofew, and Sharky4 [1885/2639] have team battled woonack, Cypher, and useless [2225/2452] and lost! 4 days, 01:31:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 21:16:12] valdur55, bebbet, and wulk [913/1972] have team battled woonack, lagertonne, and master_j [1416/1552] and lost! 0 days, 22:21:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/18 22:26:41] SpikeX [406/825] has challenged woonack [68/479] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:25:37 is removed from SpikeX's clock.
[09/14/18 05:05:36] shymega, Bradicus, and MadMan [457/2465] have team battled sjefen6, woonack, and Ais [1019/1434] and lost! 0 days, 09:22:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/18 15:25:57] SCSi and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/18 16:30:18] SCSi [255/499] has challenged woonack [3/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:53:39 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[09/14/18 21:31:35] m0shbear, woonack, and Roxana [1283/2267] have team battled Killerkid, double, and vox [605/3319] and won! 1 day, 21:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/18 06:11:33] woonack misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:19:35 from level 78.
[09/15/18 08:44:09] woonack [151/479] has come upon JuanMaestro [212/901] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:31:52 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/18/18 01:08:58] woonack [29/474] has come upon dindinx [293/805] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:46:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/18/18 02:09:03] womblecat, crysys, and woonack [168/1823] have team battled Zaratustra, Courage, and kier [694/2406] and lost! 0 days, 11:47:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/18 10:36:07] aismallard and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/18/18 23:00:11] woonack [263/474] has come upon useless [230/856] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:58:51 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/19/18 03:11:50] woonack [409/474] has come upon Syloq [500/510] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:59:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/19/18 03:12:08] woonack, Misza, and HeavyPodda [2078/2612] have team battled WallIdl, el, and Flonk [1521/2554] and won! 3 days, 16:54:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/18 06:55:45] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:13:19 from level 78.
[09/19/18 08:10:29] woonack [229/474] has challenged Elgo [324/514] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:05:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/19/18 09:57:42] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/18 15:12:23] borsin and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/18 17:21:48] ToHellWithGA [838/949] has challenged woonack [187/485] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:48:40 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/21/18 18:06:45] Mayit [105/251] has challenged woonack [479/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/22/18 06:32:50] Asara [438/1303] has challenged woonack [36/485] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from Asara's clock.
[09/22/18 21:15:19] woonack [287/485] has come upon dindinx [721/805] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:55:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/23/18 05:58:59] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:53:10 towards level 78.
[09/23/18 13:58:11] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:16:55 towards level 78.
[09/23/18 18:03:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 28 days, 02:16:05 toward level 78.
[09/24/18 05:53:29] sheu and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/18 08:29:27] xtort- [362/400] has challenged woonack [73/485] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:29 is removed from xtort-'s clock.
[09/24/18 16:46:40] vox [603/1179] has come upon woonack [468/485] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:29:07 is removed from vox's clock.
[09/25/18 02:38:40] elbie, woonack, and Yuhno [177/1872] have team battled tmberg, Lemelisk, and ilbelkyr [619/3221] and lost! 2 days, 01:24:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/18 15:46:41] Mayit [109/310] has challenged woonack [441/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Mayit's clock.
[09/25/18 16:38:37] woonack ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:03:20 from level 78.
[09/25/18 17:59:11] elf, freeboson, and woonack [1673/2406] have team battled waffles, Brainiac, and wulk [208/1735] and won! 0 days, 21:19:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/18 23:46:03] Zaratustra, HeavyPodda, and alephnull [2495/2770] have team battled Cypher, borsin, and woonack [800/2313] and won! 2 days, 01:24:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 00:49:11] Zye, Kratos, and Xenthys [1224/2081] have team battled Luamil, crysys, and woonack [796/1922] and won! 0 days, 02:02:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/18 14:46:56] codedeeply [837/849] has come upon woonack [173/485] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:52:34 is removed from codedeeply's clock.
[09/27/18 03:48:26] neurospex, Xenthys, and M144 [968/2242] have team battled Heisenberg, Sundance, and woonack [633/1875] and won! 0 days, 23:54:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/18 02:39:18] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:31:23 towards level 78.
[09/28/18 19:59:38] woonack [221/485] has come upon bobvador [438/613] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:09:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/30/18 02:25:26] x0 [169/360] has come upon woonack [173/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:33 is added to x0's clock.
[09/30/18 08:12:46] Nofew and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/18 10:25:31] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:03:20 from level 78.
[09/30/18 12:50:54] kenyon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/18 13:28:27] allo, brendan, and alephnull [2074/2543] have team battled kier, woonack, and dclaw123 [320/2379] and won! 2 days, 14:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/18 20:20:50] bootdisk [812/999] has come upon woonack [259/485] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:51:55 is removed from bootdisk's clock.
[10/03/18 03:05:35] Lemongrab, Agent86, and woonack [40/2134] have team battled grooverider, ohnx, and dindinx [1723/3204] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/18 04:05:31] woonack [67/485] has challenged x0 [251/377] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:29:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/03/18 06:12:47] soltys, os-5185, and BagelBites [1530/1747] have team battled yano, Sharky4, and woonack [1532/1890] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/04/18 21:24:43] AbacusAvenger, LegendaryQ, and woonack [1531/1801] have team battled double, MadMan, and SpikeX [550/3046] and won! 2 days, 21:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/18 06:20:51] cirdan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/18 02:31:04] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:32:10 towards level 78.
[10/06/18 22:40:59] D.Va, Cameron_D, and elf [522/3564] have team battled woonack, Misza, and cirdan [2432/2613] and lost! 8 days, 15:27:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/18 12:15:55] Tenorman [740/1045] has come upon woonack [230/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:39:50 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/08/18 13:02:49] psycho [212/256] has come upon woonack [366/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:54:04 is added to psycho's clock.
[10/08/18 18:55:50] RBecker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/18 03:54:51] woonack [400/485] has challenged x0 [207/372] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:47:39 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/10/18 06:04:13] x0 [60/372] has challenged woonack [148/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:26 is added to x0's clock.
[10/11/18 03:56:09] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:56:25 towards level 78.
[10/12/18 00:47:55] yano, freeboson, and JensRex [559/2581] have team battled CornFly, kenyon, and woonack [1168/3088] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/18 04:39:23] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:10:18 towards level 78.
[10/13/18 05:38:33] Khorne, MadMan, and woonack [1931/2658] have team battled freeboson, Fluttershy, and ncarl747 [2467/2669] and lost! 1 day, 01:29:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/18 06:17:43] Heisenberg, tmberg, and Zoddo [1552/2841] have team battled Misza, alephnull, and woonack [297/2278] and won! 8 days, 11:20:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 08:51:02] woonack [431/485] has challenged Gizmokid2005 [253/980] in combat and won! 17 days, 05:40:15 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/16/18 12:34:22] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 13:45:26] woonack [169/485] has come upon pants [915/927] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:51:02 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/16/18 14:07:09] CornFly, Brady, and TauPan [1804/2522] have team battled Heisenberg, woonack, and Brainiac [321/1856] and won! 6 days, 12:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/18 19:46:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 37 days, 12:20:24 toward level 78.
[10/17/18 00:15:12] Yuhno and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/18 12:02:45] KeboDK [9/1012] has come upon woonack [367/485] and been defeated in combat! 13 days, 10:35:14 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[10/17/18 12:07:31] woonack [42/485] has come upon sunri5e [122/1150] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:43:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/17/18 17:53:09] D.Va and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/18 08:06:04] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:02:29 towards level 78.
[10/19/18 11:14:38] xetarip [88/192] has challenged woonack [304/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to xetarip's clock.
[10/19/18 19:18:33] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:24 towards level 78.
[10/20/18 01:01:19] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:19:27 from level 78.
[10/21/18 09:17:17] suterismus [397/1251] has come upon woonack [284/485] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 17:05:06 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[10/21/18 15:00:04] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:04 towards level 78.
[10/22/18 03:52:36] woonack walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:40:58 from level 78.
[10/22/18 12:40:07] Nofew [629/1027] has challenged woonack [84/485] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:18:01 is removed from Nofew's clock.
[10/22/18 21:35:00] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/18 00:36:26] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:01:06 towards level 78.
[10/24/18 01:53:15] Tor, tmberg, and psycho [1308/2504] have team battled woonack, crysys, and HeavyPodda [1145/2244] and won! 0 days, 05:32:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/18 05:24:10] kenyon [1089/1401] has come upon woonack [443/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:21 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[10/24/18 10:42:01] woonack [109/497] has come upon HeavyPodda [978/994] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:29:06 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/24/18 21:42:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 26 days, 03:02:09 toward level 78.
[10/24/18 22:12:18] woonack, Geela, and waffles [507/1727] have team battled mwhahaha, loomysh, and Nistur [1002/2261] and lost! 0 days, 03:03:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/18 09:43:49] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/18 17:34:26] woonack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:07 towards level 78.
[10/28/18 01:51:37] woonack [33/497] has come upon Eiam [387/699] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:43:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/29/18 20:44:34] M144, cirdan, and Bahhumbug [1071/2120] have team battled Sharky4, SpikeX, and woonack [468/2031] and won! 2 days, 13:42:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/18 11:11:43] Herb_Tarlek [202/879] has come upon woonack [319/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:08:21 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[11/03/18 13:30:56] woonack [164/497] has come upon ohnx [484/1041] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:20:49 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/04/18 21:59:04] nickware stole woonack's level 65 pair of boots while they were sleeping! nickware leaves their old level 54 pair of boots behind, which woonack then takes.
[11/05/18 03:48:40] woonack [393/485] has challenged LilXan [222/355] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:21:25 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/18 03:56:26] Emar, rxcomm, and Lnk [1874/2275] have team battled Bradicus, bootdisk, and woonack [535/2464] and won! 0 days, 07:37:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/18 07:49:30] woonack [450/485] has challenged DrJosh9000 [122/424] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:30:54 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/18 14:16:05] Brady [394/909] has challenged woonack [260/485] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:25:46 is removed from Brady's clock.
[11/06/18 00:53:06] Tor [63/1101] has challenged woonack [176/485] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:54:26 is added to Tor's clock.
[11/06/18 01:53:18] Flonk [330/880] has challenged woonack [449/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:33:05 is added to Flonk's clock.
[11/06/18 16:15:04] woonack has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:59:56 from level 78.
[11/08/18 12:31:11] woonack, waffles, and PiotrekD [536/1703] have team battled alephnull, Herb_Tarlek, and pfoley [659/2139] and lost! 0 days, 15:46:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/18 02:37:42] suterismus [523/1277] has challenged woonack [445/485] in combat and won! 16 days, 22:40:10 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[11/10/18 01:57:22] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:22:23 from level 78.
[11/10/18 03:17:56] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 9 days, 14:09:16 from level 78.
[11/10/18 22:23:07] woonack [333/485] has come upon Zye [1014/1333] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:55:14 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/11/18 09:40:13] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:31 towards level 78.
[11/12/18 11:58:16] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:20:17 towards level 78.
[11/12/18 23:29:20] woonack [92/485] has challenged LilXan [243/359] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:59:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/13/18 02:57:58] woonack got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:40:21 from level 78.
[11/13/18 05:46:45] dindinx [490/940] has come upon woonack [50/485] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:13:19 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[11/13/18 08:02:58] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/18 23:16:39] woonack [168/485] has come upon elbie [890/955] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:13:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/14/18 13:37:56] woonack [479/485] has challenged zankore [330/1061] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:40:09 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/14/18 16:40:17] woonack [462/485] has come upon SCSi [123/522] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:02:05 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/16/18 04:32:12] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:01 towards level 78.
[11/16/18 09:21:55] waterman [103/163] has come upon woonack [222/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:03 is added to waterman's clock.
[11/17/18 12:06:47] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:42:47 from level 78.
[11/17/18 23:22:05] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/18 11:53:45] idlerpgww, dakafal, and useless [963/1570] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, woonack, and ncarl747 [499/2028] and won! 0 days, 00:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/18 03:51:28] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:07 towards level 78.
[11/20/18 16:22:34] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:19:58 towards level 78.
[11/20/18 19:34:21] manish17xxx, woonack, AngryParsley, and MrGlass have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/20/18 20:35:39] max [662/894] has challenged woonack [424/485] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from max's clock.
[11/21/18 18:54:22] woonack broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:39:12 from level 78.
[11/22/18 01:56:13] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:57:27 from level 78.
[11/22/18 04:44:53] Asara and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/18 06:35:22] elbie [727/965] has come upon woonack [249/485] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:23:36 is removed from elbie's clock.
[11/22/18 09:54:21] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:42:35 from level 78.
[11/23/18 11:26:04] woonack [450/485] has challenged LukeLR [242/659] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:01:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/23/18 14:26:42] woonack [249/485] has challenged Psilocybe [72/753] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:52:16 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/24/18 02:29:29] woonack [200/485] has challenged dax [236/610] in combat and lost! 4 days, 03:39:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/25/18 07:45:13] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:54:56 towards level 78.
[11/25/18 11:03:03] Pici [474/1115] has come upon woonack [151/485] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 22:02:04 is removed from Pici's clock.
[11/25/18 12:53:32] woonack left their weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/18 15:37:47] Majak [114/471] has challenged woonack [389/476] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:57:08 is added to Majak's clock.
[11/25/18 23:03:59] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:26:40 from level 78.
[11/26/18 00:47:28] woonack [245/476] has come upon neurospex [1005/1197] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:24:03 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/27/18 01:02:12] vegadark [337/617] has come upon woonack [391/476] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:28:56 is added to vegadark's clock.
[11/27/18 07:45:04] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:21:11 towards level 78.
[11/28/18 06:50:25] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/18 13:51:33] woonack [335/476] has come upon womblecat [583/613] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:43:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/28/18 16:56:32] woonack [420/476] has come upon MadMan [403/1154] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 11:18:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/28/18 16:56:32] woonack has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:57:42 is added to MadMan's clock.
[11/30/18 13:04:31] woonack [87/476] has challenged Sharky4 [138/726] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:22:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/30/18 15:04:56] Zythan [365/530] has challenged woonack [430/476] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:02:16 is added to Zythan's clock.
[11/30/18 23:41:02] Lnk [806/893] has come upon woonack [240/476] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:49:49 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/01/18 01:50:58] MetaNova [601/1043] has come upon woonack [209/476] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:23:57 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/01/18 05:36:21] elf [61/1170] has challenged woonack [152/476] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:09:37 is added to elf's clock.
[12/02/18 04:57:44] canton7 [225/933] has come upon woonack [3/476] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:54:10 is removed from canton7's clock.
[12/03/18 08:30:28] lipek [6/1233] has come upon woonack [161/476] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:10:07 is added to lipek's clock.
[12/04/18 05:11:01] woonack, csc2ya, and blizgerg [118/2152] have team battled xonic, AbacusAvenger, and Vroomfondel [1350/1760] and lost! 1 day, 06:33:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/18 13:26:34] TimWolla [603/845] has challenged woonack [232/476] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:11:25 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[12/07/18 10:52:19] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:43:20 towards level 78.
[12/08/18 08:39:15] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:42:37 towards level 78.
[12/09/18 00:27:26] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:42:37 towards level 78.
[12/10/18 18:23:22] woonack [345/476] has come upon HellSpawn [76/428] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:37:23 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/11/18 12:58:02] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:28:54 from level 78.
[12/12/18 01:17:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 3 days, 22:06:40 toward level 78.
[12/12/18 18:12:20] ToHellWithGA [276/954] has challenged woonack [112/476] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:17:01 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/15/18 00:05:03] lipek [982/1233] has challenged woonack [283/476] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:18:25 is removed from lipek's clock.
[12/17/18 15:47:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 26 days, 02:57:06 toward level 78.
[12/19/18 02:27:27] KeboDK [931/1017] has challenged woonack [257/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:56:06 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[12/19/18 13:30:00] woonack [227/476] has challenged Beavis [777/1064] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:33:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/20/18 03:49:29] woonack [128/476] has come upon acolarh [165/732] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:14:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/20/18 17:50:49] woonack, HeavyPodda, and agrajag [138/2494] have team battled waifu, Birdbones, and TauPan [165/2492] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/20/18 23:28:17] MJ94 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/18 13:07:58] woonack EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:50:06 from level 78.
[12/21/18 13:50:43] crudd [21/604] has come upon woonack [461/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:59 is added to crudd's clock.
[12/21/18 14:14:06] woonack, vegadark, and TauPan [257/1589] have team battled Syloq, brycec, and Nofew [2357/2864] and lost! 9 days, 11:26:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/18 15:55:37] AncalagonThBlack and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/18 06:20:58] damyan, sigmg, and Tor [550/2806] have team battled AncalagonThBlack, woonack, and GilbertErik [1104/1864] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/18 11:12:24] woonack [230/476] has come upon sunri5e [190/1144] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 09:40:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/27/18 01:47:26] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:59:03 towards level 78.
[12/28/18 02:26:28] FSM [162/613] has challenged woonack [384/476] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to FSM's clock.
[12/29/18 01:24:30] Xenthys [323/529] has challenged woonack [72/476] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:43:53 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/30/18 01:50:38] woonack got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:26:25 from level 78.
[12/30/18 09:28:50] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:57:09 towards level 78.
[12/31/18 07:30:57] Ice__101 [211/301] has challenged woonack [430/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to Ice__101's clock.
[12/31/18 13:15:31] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:59:16 towards level 78.
[12/31/18 19:32:42] kenyon and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/18 21:40:27] woonack [289/482] has challenged bootdisk [730/1247] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:10:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/31/18 22:38:25] woonack [142/482] has come upon waifu [298/683] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:09:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/01/19 00:17:06] woonack [246/482] has come upon JuanMaestro [704/903] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:38:26 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/01/19 06:05:42] JuanMaestro [430/903] has come upon woonack [217/482] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:26:18 is removed from JuanMaestro's clock.
[01/01/19 15:14:32] PiotrekD [445/709] has come upon woonack [170/482] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 17:37:02 is removed from PiotrekD's clock.
[01/01/19 18:04:25] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:37:33 towards level 78.
[01/02/19 04:26:22] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:04 towards level 78.
[01/02/19 18:38:43] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:45:28 towards level 78.
[01/02/19 20:51:29] woonack [438/482] has challenged manish17xxx [118/752] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:38:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/04/19 08:03:53] ishanyx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/19 10:28:14] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:14:28 towards level 78.
[01/07/19 07:16:43] sunri5e [685/1144] has challenged woonack [17/486] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:14:35 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[01/07/19 18:11:13] Yuhno [371/674] has come upon woonack [210/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:07 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[01/08/19 05:53:46] woonack [167/486] has come upon mistaEvO8 [158/345] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:34:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/08/19 07:27:03] aismallard, woonack, and Andries [1124/1996] have team battled KeboDK, elf, and Tor [2840/3391] and lost! 4 days, 10:35:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/19 17:25:02] woonack [452/486] has challenged Homme [281/295] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:52:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/08/19 21:26:01] brycec [335/1206] has challenged woonack [281/486] in combat and won! 8 days, 07:18:32 is removed from brycec's clock.
[01/09/19 11:16:09] mistaEvO8, allo, and M144 [1049/1495] have team battled cirdan, xit, and woonack [2396/2443] and lost! 0 days, 08:36:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/19 13:07:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 4 days, 15:30:26 toward level 78.
[01/09/19 22:06:16] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/19 09:29:10] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:17:44 towards level 78.
[01/11/19 10:41:01] woonack [399/486] has challenged JensRex [976/1116] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:32:27 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/11/19 14:50:52] woonack [1/486] has come upon Vroomfondel [67/639] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:20:49 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/13/19 09:10:09] Yuhno, woonack, and pixelate [1020/1640] have team battled spillere, kenyon, and Ice__101 [466/2263] and won! 5 days, 04:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 07:54:33] Sundance and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/19 22:32:49] woonack [331/486] has come upon Curious_Onion [210/668] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:41:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/16/19 15:20:59] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:49 from level 78.
[01/17/19 23:28:53] woonack spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! woonack's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/19 23:43:18] Brady, Scornn, and el [2156/2226] have team battled woonack, AbacusAvenger, and Zaratustra [2379/2541] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/19 04:13:01] ishanyx, Brady, and Milquetoast [1732/2552] have team battled woonack, spillere, and tmberg [1732/2120] and won! 0 days, 06:15:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/19 14:01:59] SCSi and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/19 01:33:35] niko [470/611] has challenged woonack [60/481] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from niko's clock.
[01/20/19 05:05:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 4 days, 03:08:45 toward level 78.
[01/21/19 13:02:47] woonack, kenyon, and TimWolla [2396/2482] have team battled Sharky4, Crazycatlady, and Homme [1152/1780] and won! 1 day, 23:13:17 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/19 16:24:14] LordH [854/1144] has challenged woonack [296/481] in combat and won! 15 days, 01:04:10 is removed from LordH's clock.
[01/22/19 00:25:59] woonack [133/481] has challenged vox [156/1156] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:59 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/23/19 02:37:13] HeavyPodda, woonack, and nickware [1381/2476] have team battled IdleMaster, crudd, and sjums_the_great [1697/2096] and lost! 1 day, 10:31:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/19 22:48:49] sigmg [674/738] has come upon woonack [293/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:56:13 is removed from sigmg's clock.
[01/25/19 02:33:24] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:35 towards level 78.
[01/25/19 08:44:25] Flonk [34/902] has challenged woonack [290/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:53 is added to Flonk's clock.
[01/25/19 18:57:42] Nofew, woonack, and IndigoTiger [1572/2198] have team battled vegadark, suterismus, and bobvador [985/2643] and won! 1 day, 02:57:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/19 03:27:14] TauPan [204/415] has come upon woonack [204/481] and taken them in combat! 30 days, 22:15:54 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[01/27/19 09:27:29] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:45 towards level 78.
[01/27/19 12:56:21] woonack [410/481] has challenged mustek [234/1122] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:59:18 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/27/19 17:31:58] bp [228/541] has come upon woonack [74/481] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:47:08 is removed from bp's clock.
[01/28/19 09:01:13] woonack and canton7 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/19 07:42:50] woonack [300/481] has come upon Zoddo [980/1118] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:09:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[01/31/19 00:43:21] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/19 03:06:47] woonack, SlowRiot, and FSM [1553/2069] have team battled strife, sigmg, and pixelate [556/1642] and won! 1 day, 23:40:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 07:43:20] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/19 23:36:23] Nofew, woonack, jbroome, and DrJosh9000 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/19 02:39:45] kenyon, shandor, and woonack [1990/2159] have team battled csc2ya, Virtual, and Nuae [918/1386] and won! 2 days, 03:49:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/19 22:23:11] max, Pici, and Zoddo [2316/3076] have team battled woonack, Psilocybe, and Phreaker [411/1593] and won! 0 days, 01:04:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 08:27:49] woonack [43/493] has challenged Birdbones [852/1379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:58:01 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/04/19 09:06:18] Kuntilanak [31/277] has come upon woonack [8/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:27 is removed from Kuntilanak's clock.
[02/04/19 16:22:22] kenyon, zhalla, and blizgerg [1587/2676] have team battled blind, neurospex, and woonack [1559/2636] and won! 0 days, 02:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/19 18:30:08] Tenorman [1082/1087] has challenged woonack [292/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:43:56 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[02/05/19 02:32:03] woonack [90/493] has challenged allo [389/612] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:12:49 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/06/19 17:09:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 2 days, 20:32:26 toward level 78.
[02/08/19 12:10:50] woonack lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:32 from level 78.
[02/08/19 23:20:25] crudd, osannatas, and woonack [1777/2159] have team battled loomysh, elf, and m0shbear [1085/2879] and won! 0 days, 03:07:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/19 11:50:43] woonack [310/493] has challenged Milquetoast [778/1006] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:14:38 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/09/19 18:47:25] Sundance, Eldoreth, and woonack [902/2260] have team battled autist, FSM, and Zythan [971/1529] and lost! 5 days, 12:02:59 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/19 20:59:31] RBecker [240/823] has challenged woonack [79/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:05:08 is removed from RBecker's clock.
[02/10/19 11:35:04] Zythan, Lemelisk, and simple [247/3056] have team battled Killerkid, zid, and woonack [1873/2602] and lost! 0 days, 07:29:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/19 14:03:59] woonack [432/493] has come upon Jay_of_Delucia [219/484] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 16:00:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/11/19 02:04:18] woonack [9/493] has come upon dwfreed [125/382] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:30:17 is added to woonack's clock.
[02/11/19 02:39:12] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:35:15 towards level 79.
[02/11/19 12:24:22] lagertonne, mordac, woonack, and DrJosh9000 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/19 15:16:49] bigjay and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/19 22:10:59] KeboDK [246/821] has challenged woonack [173/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:34:56 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[02/11/19 23:57:16] TimWolla and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/19 09:36:52] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:21:21 towards level 79.
[02/12/19 17:20:38] shandor, blabber, and TheDeadlyDandy [292/1295] have team battled x0, manish17xxx, and woonack [1193/1679] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/13/19 13:28:38] woonack [473/493] has come upon mwhahaha [453/955] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:55:10 is removed from woonack's clock.
[02/14/19 20:53:16] Psilocybe, loomysh, and nickware [209/2498] have team battled woonack, Ttech, and m0shbear [2418/3112] and lost! 1 day, 21:46:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/19 13:10:10] vox, Killerkid, and mistaEvO8 [2560/2782] have team battled woonack, fattrat, and astropoint [768/2618] and won! 1 day, 03:19:43 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/19 23:39:57] Mirc0p, elf, and LordH [1492/3059] have team battled dax, dclaw123, and woonack [1543/2118] and lost! 0 days, 10:07:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/19 00:33:28] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:19:18 from level 79.
[02/16/19 16:35:25] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:23:10 towards level 79.
[02/16/19 18:18:55] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/19 18:39:18] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:28:03 towards level 79.
[02/17/19 03:18:32] el, Lnk, and dayman [2003/2053] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, woonack, and Brady [148/1903] and won! 0 days, 05:57:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/19 09:03:57] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:23 from level 79.
[02/17/19 12:39:18] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:51 towards level 79.
[02/17/19 13:38:49] GilbertErik [87/844] has challenged woonack [42/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:02:10 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[02/17/19 13:44:30] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:01:53 from level 79.
[02/18/19 20:46:19] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:45:20 towards level 79.
[02/19/19 08:48:43] kenyon [970/1105] has challenged woonack [321/493] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:37:16 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[02/19/19 17:01:18] zhalla [196/354] has come upon woonack [445/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:07 is added to zhalla's clock.
[02/20/19 06:14:43] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:34:05 towards level 79.
[02/21/19 12:21:59] djm and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/19 02:03:49] ishanyx [301/638] has challenged woonack [394/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:54:03 is added to ishanyx's clock.
[02/22/19 21:24:20] Tenorman, ToHellWithGA, and bebbet [650/2611] have team battled woonack, Sharky4, and Majak [1489/1768] and lost! 0 days, 10:17:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/19 22:45:59] zygren, xonic, and djm [1888/1909] have team battled bobvador, woonack, and suterismus [699/2371] and won! 0 days, 23:18:27 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/19 04:29:40] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:08 towards level 79.
[02/26/19 10:59:59] blizgerg, max, and damyan [1916/2972] have team battled Psilocybe, Geela, and woonack [1819/1971] and won! 2 days, 20:07:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/19 04:39:41] woonack [230/493] has challenged apiw [483/806] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:43:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/01/19 01:00:02] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:31:44 towards level 79.
[03/01/19 01:57:51] bp, woonack, and Killerkid [1797/2134] have team battled MiddlewareMonkey, BagelBites, and m0shbear [273/2048] and won! 1 day, 23:46:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/19 09:18:11] psycho [281/441] has come upon woonack [135/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:56:58 is removed from psycho's clock.
[03/02/19 11:14:57] Lemelisk, Clearcasting, and Atan [2215/2600] have team battled BagelBites, woonack, and loomysh [389/1919] and won! 0 days, 00:26:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/19 23:55:01] woonack [450/493] has challenged Mars [1045/1121] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:10:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/03/19 00:05:49] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:50:51 towards level 79.
[03/03/19 00:51:24] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and Birdbones [1857/2417] have team battled sigmg, h00k, and irix [2020/2365] and lost! 2 days, 03:30:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/19 10:39:21] zygren, Lemelisk, Psilocybe, and woonack have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/19 09:02:58] Zye [696/1456] has challenged woonack [14/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:11:09 is removed from Zye's clock.
[03/04/19 14:33:32] woonack left their weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/19 18:48:48] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:57:14 towards level 79.
[03/06/19 06:46:40] zhalla [186/425] has challenged woonack [462/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to zhalla's clock.
[03/07/19 14:25:10] woonack walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:31:10 from level 79.
[03/07/19 15:20:43] HellSpawn [367/446] has challenged woonack [406/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:13:50 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[03/08/19 11:24:38] dclaw123 [75/981] has challenged woonack [53/479] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:56:24 is removed from dclaw123's clock.
[03/08/19 23:27:02] woonack [131/479] has challenged SirMonkeybox [450/545] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:51:56 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/08/19 23:28:50] simple, woonack, and dindinx [1226/2655] have team battled IceeVeeCee, wMw, and IdleMaster [554/1546] and won! 2 days, 02:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/19 00:21:39] dayman, ishanyx, and efertone [104/1311] have team battled simple, woonack, and neurospex [126/2851] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:36 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/19 07:06:05] Heisenberg, wMw, and woonack [296/1644] have team battled pants, astropoint, and strife [1901/2515] and lost! 0 days, 16:30:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/19 08:12:55] woonack was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:39:24 from level 79.
[03/09/19 19:31:01] J [647/705] has challenged woonack [76/479] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:09:34 is removed from J's clock.
[03/09/19 19:31:01] J has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:13:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[03/11/19 07:36:38] efertone and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/19 10:38:50] shandor [203/579] has challenged woonack [282/479] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:46:28 is added to shandor's clock.
[03/12/19 12:51:03] woonack and h00k have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/19 00:43:10] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:00:46 from level 79.
[03/14/19 08:58:59] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:05 towards level 79.
[03/16/19 16:08:20] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:42:36 from level 79.
[03/17/19 03:38:24] woonack misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:44:32 from level 79.
[03/17/19 06:27:15] Bkid and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/19 08:10:10] djm, JuanMaestro, and Iceman [1563/2106] have team battled holloway, woonack, and Zaratustra [1409/2675] and won! 0 days, 13:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/19 00:51:58] woonack and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/19 16:30:57] dayman, Beavis, and apiw [595/2430] have team battled TauPan, woonack, and suterismus [2200/2223] and lost! 0 days, 08:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/19 03:10:13] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/19 04:28:59] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:48:40 towards level 79.
[03/20/19 02:21:51] woonack [257/491] has challenged ishanyx [2/626] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:39:20 is removed from woonack's clock.
[03/20/19 03:12:35] TimWolla and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/19 04:22:18] Bkid [752/794] has challenged woonack [23/491] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:11:22 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[03/20/19 06:22:44] simple [324/1169] has challenged woonack [186/491] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:03:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/21/19 23:05:18] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:07 towards level 79.
[03/22/19 22:36:50] Cameron_D [1330/1607] has challenged woonack [54/491] in combat and won! 16 days, 00:17:12 is removed from Cameron_D's clock.
[03/23/19 00:44:44] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 08:52:40] cirdan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/19 14:07:19] manish17xxx [609/758] has come upon woonack [205/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:23:24 is removed from manish17xxx's clock.
[03/24/19 02:40:00] RandyM [14/27] has challenged woonack [319/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to RandyM's clock.
[03/24/19 05:24:45] Zaratustra [219/1172] has come upon woonack [0/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:09:19 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[03/24/19 12:08:26] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:38 towards level 79.
[03/24/19 22:12:30] simple [1049/1169] has come upon woonack [436/491] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:54:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/26/19 01:56:01] The-Can [1/12] has challenged woonack [235/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to The-Can's clock.
[03/26/19 19:10:36] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:19 towards level 79.
[03/27/19 00:33:03] woonack was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:39 towards level 79.
[03/27/19 21:32:35] Mirc0p, himuraken, and Syloq [895/2251] have team battled woonack, mrsFroug, and Brady [1088/1533] and lost! 2 days, 17:12:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/19 15:09:53] woonack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:42 towards level 79.
[03/29/19 07:47:27] LeLutin [94/237] has challenged woonack [84/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:44:30 is removed from LeLutin's clock.
[03/30/19 12:47:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 14 days, 01:51:58 toward level 79.
[03/30/19 13:58:25] woonack broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:14 from level 79.
[03/31/19 19:21:11] Xenthys [385/542] has come upon woonack [209/491] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:39:19 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/01/19 00:25:38] petrichor [947/1208] has challenged woonack [90/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:38 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[04/01/19 17:19:59] brendan, Faker, and woonack [866/2155] have team battled yano, Phreaker, and Majak [883/1832] and lost! 0 days, 01:23:44 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/19 06:32:33] woonack [361/491] has challenged meskio [153/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:09:42 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/02/19 12:21:16] woonack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:15 towards level 79.
[04/02/19 14:53:53] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:57 towards level 79.
[04/02/19 18:12:43] woonack, apiw, and zankore [30/2374] have team battled Everyman, rxcomm, and dindinx [1031/2826] and lost! 0 days, 08:14:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/19 11:45:27] woonack [142/491] has come upon brendan [1213/1384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:27:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/04/19 15:42:49] Atan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/19 00:48:09] woonack was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:56:36 from level 79.
[04/08/19 09:18:10] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:15 towards level 79.
[04/09/19 01:59:24] brendan [76/1371] has come upon woonack [214/491] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:23:35 is added to brendan's clock.
[04/09/19 04:04:56] MaryMaid, woonack, and dxrt [843/1837] have team battled KeboDK, buksi, and ohnx [857/2333] and lost! 0 days, 13:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/19 16:13:12] woonack [487/491] has challenged The_Joker [231/360] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:56:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/10/19 12:19:44] djm, AncalagonThBlack, and cirdan [971/2870] have team battled manish17xxx, HellSpawn, and woonack [68/1694] and won! 1 day, 03:04:06 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/19 15:12:29] SirMonkeybox, Lemongrab, and shandor [1679/1887] have team battled elf, woonack, and suterismus [57/3002] and won! 0 days, 07:07:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/19 01:58:05] rxcomm [582/1073] has come upon woonack [137/491] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:16:37 is removed from rxcomm's clock.
[04/11/19 12:59:19] woonack [181/491] has come upon TimWolla [299/1188] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:36:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/14/19 00:37:09] woonack [328/491] has challenged Mithkabob [250/453] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:09:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[04/14/19 00:49:03] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:08:33 from level 79.
[04/14/19 19:41:26] suterismus [855/1317] has challenged woonack [392/491] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:29:36 is removed from suterismus's clock.
[04/14/19 19:41:26] suterismus has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:56:24 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/15/19 04:32:51] woonack invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:24 towards level 79.
[04/16/19 00:22:17] woonack, SirMonkeybox, and djm [1103/2163] have team battled Ratigan, nickware, and bisco [997/2119] and won! 1 day, 03:16:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/19 12:56:02] woonack [348/491] has challenged pollo [457/552] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:19:50 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/20/19 00:56:27] Xenthys [456/542] has come upon woonack [140/491] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:58:06 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[04/20/19 03:22:33] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:43 towards level 79.
[04/20/19 04:43:10] jose [202/323] has challenged woonack [292/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to jose's clock.
[04/23/19 04:01:46] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/19 09:33:12] woonack broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:24:39 from level 79.
[04/25/19 21:58:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 9 days, 19:04:35 toward level 79.
[04/27/19 18:44:08] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:57:27 towards level 79.
[04/28/19 20:59:55] woonack [106/491] has come upon MadMan [1092/1166] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:13:45 is added to woonack's clock.
[04/29/19 00:41:33] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:40 towards level 79.
[04/30/19 15:07:32] apiw [228/848] has challenged woonack [380/491] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:46:21 is added to apiw's clock.
[04/30/19 19:05:01] yano and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 04:28:45] dax, Globalirc, and max [1609/2388] have team battled Majak, woonack, and Andries [79/1829] and won! 0 days, 16:24:38 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/19 09:44:44] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:30:02 from level 79.
[05/02/19 01:30:04] grooverider, ncarl747, and Heisenberg [1471/2930] have team battled fattrat, Scornn, and woonack [1225/2147] and won! 1 day, 14:35:13 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 14:11:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 6 days, 10:34:14 toward level 79.
[05/03/19 21:12:46] brycec and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/19 23:50:16] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:25:30 from level 79.
[05/04/19 04:34:48] canton7, ncarl747, and MiddlewareMonkey [2250/2348] have team battled bebbet, woonack, and darkmage [255/2286] and won! 0 days, 18:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/19 06:28:01] woonack [326/491] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [528/778] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:03:43 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/04/19 10:04:22] mordac [316/1314] has come upon woonack [67/491] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:20:24 is removed from mordac's clock.
[05/05/19 06:16:02] jack [73/258] has challenged woonack [398/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to jack's clock.
[05/05/19 15:28:53] kork [55/392] has come upon woonack [61/491] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:13:24 is added to kork's clock.
[05/06/19 08:36:49] KeboDK, Sullivan, and Herb_Tarlek [486/1880] have team battled woonack, vox, and Tenorman [1059/2810] and lost! 0 days, 03:00:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/19 04:45:40] woonack and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/19 11:17:24] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:24 towards level 79.
[05/08/19 03:41:32] Sundance and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/19 15:53:20] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:04:39 towards level 79.
[05/08/19 23:55:13] KeboDK [176/739] has challenged woonack [199/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:42:49 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[05/09/19 00:55:27] woonack [270/491] has challenged zygren [280/534] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:39:38 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/09/19 14:00:34] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:04:51 towards level 79.
[05/09/19 21:59:37] woonack [488/491] has come upon ToHellWithGA [918/1003] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:09:50 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/10/19 07:10:40] tmberg, zid, and Globalirc [810/3354] have team battled woonack, ToHellWithGA, and m0shbear [1156/2457] and lost! 0 days, 20:21:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/19 06:39:26] psycho [26/441] has come upon woonack [452/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:21:45 is added to psycho's clock.
[05/11/19 14:04:23] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/19 22:56:31] pants [937/1190] has come upon woonack [341/491] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:41 is removed from pants's clock.
[05/13/19 00:17:51] woonack [172/491] has challenged himuraken [212/971] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:08:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/13/19 17:23:15] woonack fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! woonack's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/19 11:21:10] dxrt, PiotrekD, and Sharky4 [147/2407] have team battled allo, woonack, and niko [95/1977] and won! 0 days, 14:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/19 03:28:59] Zye [1290/1523] has come upon woonack [326/490] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 03:27:04 is removed from Zye's clock.
[05/15/19 05:30:09] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:51 towards level 79.
[05/15/19 20:00:27] CoarseHorse [24/86] has challenged woonack [210/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:47 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[05/16/19 03:35:23] woonack [346/490] has challenged blabber [163/471] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:08:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/16/19 04:35:18] woonack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:03:14 towards level 79.
[05/17/19 17:42:26] woonack, lavamind, and dxrt [34/1935] have team battled Jay_of_Delucia, Killerkid, and grooverider [1069/3003] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/19 00:11:23] Clearcasting [0/644] has challenged woonack [257/490] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to Clearcasting's clock.
[05/18/19 01:12:34] Heisenberg [12/752] has come upon woonack [173/490] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:16:49 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[05/18/19 09:36:17] CoarseHorse [63/231] has challenged woonack [223/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[05/18/19 16:10:37] agrajag [477/1237] has come upon woonack [399/490] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:12:23 is removed from agrajag's clock.
[05/19/19 07:31:46] woonack [409/490] has come upon The_Joker [236/382] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:17:02 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/21/19 20:51:42] woonack [484/490] has come upon LukeLR [311/668] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:31:57 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/22/19 02:59:45] woonack, cirdan, and shandor [159/2093] have team battled Majak, dindinx, and LordH [538/2706] and lost! 5 days, 22:07:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/19 08:30:40] AncalagonThBlack, L, bigjay, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/19 12:24:38] The_Joker and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/19 05:33:54] woonack [102/490] has come upon theZoMBiE [163/438] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:49:51 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/24/19 08:59:13] mordac, micah, and woonack [763/2278] have team battled psycho, Ttech, and tmberg [1148/3669] and lost! 0 days, 10:32:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/19 21:11:26] PiotrekD [227/726] has come upon woonack [415/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:06 is added to PiotrekD's clock.
[05/25/19 02:25:06] Scornn [181/458] has challenged woonack [139/490] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:36:02 is removed from Scornn's clock.
[05/25/19 07:47:18] Equinox, Nofew, and Misza [833/2386] have team battled L, woonack, and agrajag [362/2296] and won! 0 days, 02:26:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/19 13:24:15] woonack [96/490] has come upon TimWolla [337/1197] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:45:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[05/26/19 06:31:35] darkmage [866/1232] has challenged woonack [20/490] in combat and won! 11 days, 10:39:47 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[05/27/19 06:37:07] woonack [144/490] has challenged Nistur [27/512] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:48:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[05/27/19 12:21:38] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:37:10 towards level 79.
[05/28/19 07:26:12] cirdan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/19 12:44:01] Mirc0p [724/734] has challenged woonack [100/492] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:31:23 is removed from Mirc0p's clock.
[05/30/19 08:13:25] Curious_Onion, JensRex, woonack, and fattrat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/19 10:16:15] snek [69/289] has challenged woonack [392/492] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to snek's clock.
[05/31/19 12:45:46] Majak [272/567] has come upon woonack [128/492] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:01:23 is removed from Majak's clock.
[06/02/19 12:30:33] Nistur [476/512] has come upon woonack [488/492] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:11:38 is added to Nistur's clock.
[06/02/19 15:12:00] nickware [847/1135] has challenged woonack [435/492] in combat and won! 6 days, 20:27:17 is removed from nickware's clock.
[06/02/19 16:34:20] gdm [138/407] has come upon woonack [46/492] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:23:19 is removed from gdm's clock.
[06/02/19 18:42:41] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:45:51 from level 79.
[06/03/19 05:31:42] sunri5e [468/1191] has come upon woonack [365/492] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:05:31 is removed from sunri5e's clock.
[06/04/19 04:34:50] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/19 06:52:14] woonack and sjefen6 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/19 16:36:20] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:40:10 from level 79.
[06/05/19 16:45:43] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/19 18:44:29] woonack [63/506] has come upon meskio [56/377] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:07:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/06/19 20:17:36] woonack [312/506] has come upon neurospex [224/1294] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:39:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/07/19 23:49:47] StalkR, zankore, and darkmage [1116/2592] have team battled rorre, woonack, and CornFly [1682/1827] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/19 20:16:39] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:59:29 towards level 79.
[06/11/19 18:30:49] Scornn and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/19 22:31:13] Milquetoast, ilbelkyr, and woonack [256/2551] have team battled grooverider, WallIdl, and gdm [1519/2751] and lost! 5 days, 17:56:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/19 05:27:34] KeboDK [418/711] has come upon woonack [421/506] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:16:09 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[06/15/19 11:51:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 27 days, 13:36:19 toward level 79.
[06/16/19 05:55:27] strife and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/19 17:49:44] CoarseHorse [103/354] has come upon woonack [298/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:35 is added to CoarseHorse's clock.
[06/17/19 11:46:35] Reilly [152/470] has come upon woonack [168/506] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:35:36 is added to Reilly's clock.
[06/18/19 12:27:07] woonack, vegadark, and SCSi [1724/1998] have team battled tmberg, LukeLR, and blizgerg [2678/3413] and lost! 0 days, 05:23:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/19 00:44:52] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:22:32 towards level 79.
[06/21/19 01:35:26] bigjay and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/19 07:13:04] Flonk [23/981] has challenged woonack [247/506] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to Flonk's clock.
[06/22/19 11:40:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 5 days, 17:20:15 toward level 79.
[06/22/19 15:33:26] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:45 towards level 79.
[06/24/19 04:49:04] woonack [269/506] has come upon x0 [221/738] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:08:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/24/19 09:18:57] FSM [482/766] has challenged woonack [377/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:34:20 is removed from FSM's clock.
[06/25/19 05:29:28] Eldoreth, woonack, and PiotrekD [1940/2304] have team battled lavamind, ncarl747, and JuanMaestro [252/2327] and won! 1 day, 22:23:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/19 07:36:47] woonack [258/506] has come upon xmj [141/331] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:26:36 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/26/19 07:12:58] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:58 towards level 79.
[06/26/19 10:45:32] mordac, woonack, and himuraken [1711/2772] have team battled Heisenberg, MadMan, and Killerkid [1245/2999] and won! 3 days, 13:30:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/19 11:48:50] Kropotkin [285/585] has come upon woonack [340/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:50:18 is added to Kropotkin's clock.
[06/26/19 16:52:00] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:49 towards level 79.
[06/27/19 06:29:40] woonack [479/506] has come upon brendan [715/1293] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:49:40 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/27/19 15:36:08] woonack [405/506] has challenged FSM [552/795] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:48:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/27/19 20:01:56] woonack [379/506] has come upon allo [145/671] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:27:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[06/29/19 10:45:59] freeboson, BagelBites, and woonack [770/2182] have team battled el, wMw, and Majak [660/2162] and won! 2 days, 00:16:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/19 19:13:38] woonack [13/506] has come upon Euph0ria [393/439] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:55:36 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/30/19 07:30:41] Antium and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 08:05:20] tspange, darkmage, and Jay_of_Delucia [1477/2650] have team battled xayto, woonack, and allo [626/1946] and won! 1 day, 19:47:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/19 09:20:17] woonack [243/506] has come upon AncalagonThBlack [852/870] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[06/30/19 14:51:30] woonack [176/506] has challenged CoarseHorse [451/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:43:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/02/19 04:12:43] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:47 from level 79.
[07/02/19 06:41:38] woonack was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:33 from level 79.
[07/02/19 14:56:49] Athos [192/268] has challenged woonack [381/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:21:24 is added to Athos's clock.
[07/02/19 15:52:15] Fraky [47/75] has challenged woonack [193/506] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to Fraky's clock.
[07/02/19 19:42:21] sheu [494/532] has come upon woonack [478/506] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:35:11 is removed from sheu's clock.
[07/02/19 22:05:59] Atan and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/19 03:15:41] woonack broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:20 from level 79.
[07/03/19 15:28:00] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:27 from level 79.
[07/04/19 13:10:06] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:49 towards level 79.
[07/05/19 10:52:37] woonack got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:35 from level 79.
[07/05/19 23:56:59] woonack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:15 towards level 79.
[07/06/19 03:20:20] woonack [36/506] has challenged zid [305/1049] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:00:10 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/06/19 07:50:52] Herb_Tarlek [574/893] has come upon woonack [308/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:40:16 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[07/07/19 12:33:34] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/19 04:40:36] dindinx and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/19 00:50:58] woonack was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:10 towards level 79.
[07/09/19 08:37:25] woonack [71/506] has challenged Lnk [141/1004] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:00 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/09/19 14:54:21] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:05 towards level 79.
[07/09/19 18:23:51] woonack burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! woonack's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/19 20:02:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:57:13 from level 79.
[07/09/19 23:22:27] woonack [220/699] has challenged csc2ya [420/462] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:44:57 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/10/19 09:43:03] bigjay [63/1497] has challenged woonack [234/699] in combat and lost! 11 days, 13:13:40 is added to bigjay's clock.
[07/10/19 20:48:28] woonack [124/699] has come upon butlerian [82/458] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 23:43:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/11/19 00:47:55] woonack [362/699] has come upon bisco [617/807] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:27:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/12/19 02:58:31] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:30:45 towards level 80.
[07/12/19 21:14:43] woonack [160/699] has come upon Tratos [540/1000] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:38:15 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/13/19 12:52:44] sheu, tspange, and dave [742/1665] have team battled suterismus, woonack, and Lemongrab [1184/3076] and lost! 0 days, 03:55:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/19 08:03:53] woonack [254/699] has challenged Mars [101/1158] in combat and won! 12 days, 21:57:31 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/14/19 11:50:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 8 days, 04:14:28 toward level 80.
[07/15/19 08:53:32] lavamind [245/642] has come upon woonack [263/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:53:39 is added to lavamind's clock.
[07/15/19 23:12:59] woonack [637/699] has challenged StalkR [233/407] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:34:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/17/19 19:29:00] sjums_the_great [399/479] has come upon woonack [372/699] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:30:41 is removed from sjums_the_great's clock.
[07/17/19 19:57:18] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:33:26 towards level 80.
[07/17/19 23:51:59] yano [253/488] has come upon woonack [158/699] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 04:55:21 is removed from yano's clock.
[07/18/19 11:57:04] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:13:04 towards level 80.
[07/18/19 16:27:14] woonack [59/699] has challenged zankore [716/1043] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:26:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[07/18/19 20:28:13] ohnx [755/810] has challenged woonack [587/699] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:25:04 is removed from ohnx's clock.
[07/19/19 09:12:10] BagelBites [323/697] has come upon woonack [22/699] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 14:29:57 is removed from BagelBites's clock.
[07/19/19 13:24:49] Invidious, Ratigan, and sc_ [199/1502] have team battled woonack, max, and nawcom [1574/1902] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/19 09:26:25] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:33 towards level 80.
[07/21/19 03:51:40] allo, Roxana, and tspange [2119/2640] have team battled waifu, woonack, and Brainiac [330/2421] and won! 6 days, 15:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/19 04:40:19] woonack [162/699] has challenged rxcomm [113/1296] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:54:30 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/21/19 04:40:19] woonack has dealt rxcomm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:56:45 is added to rxcomm's clock.
[07/21/19 19:52:00] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:46:22 towards level 80.
[07/24/19 06:54:43] Globalirc, Scornn, and grooverider [322/2823] have team battled Nistur, shandor, and woonack [1479/1746] and lost! 4 days, 12:06:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/19 07:57:03] Ttech [1724/1914] has challenged woonack [416/699] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:14:27 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[07/26/19 04:53:40] bigjay and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 13:27:20] sheu and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/19 18:18:34] woonack [605/699] has come upon Majak [11/605] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 11:21:52 is removed from woonack's clock.
[07/28/19 07:47:19] woonack discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:18 towards level 80.
[07/29/19 02:30:37] elbie, Tiny_Nuggins, and Curious_Onion [116/1883] have team battled IllusiveMan_, Psilocybe, and woonack [467/2065] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/19 19:26:29] el, yano, and woonack [556/2146] have team battled Globalirc, Kropotkin, and Nechayev [16/2280] and won! 5 days, 08:55:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/19 14:10:51] Elgo, wMw, and Ttech [1568/3110] have team battled woonack, golgy, and autist [623/1747] and won! 2 days, 16:45:42 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/19 15:22:56] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/19 16:58:59] woonack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:48:53 from level 80.
[07/31/19 03:58:42] jbroome [101/735] has challenged woonack [94/699] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from jbroome's clock.
[07/31/19 11:56:38] sunri5e, woonack, and zankore [2646/2965] have team battled pants, jvoisin, and waifu [220/2850] and won! 3 days, 21:28:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/19 15:51:12] woonack was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:35:51 from level 80.
[08/01/19 01:24:15] efertone and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 16:48:59] woonack and MrGlass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/19 19:40:13] darkmage [812/1299] has come upon woonack [494/699] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:08 is removed from darkmage's clock.
[08/02/19 06:30:42] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:37 towards level 80.
[08/02/19 15:00:00] Sixbierehomme and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/19 19:27:30] woonack and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/19 02:49:38] woonack [662/699] has challenged Sundance [409/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:19:26 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/03/19 02:49:38] In the fierce battle, Sundance dropped their level 68 ring! woonack picks it up, tossing their old level 34 ring to Sundance.
[08/03/19 10:54:42] woonack misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:56 from level 80.
[08/03/19 16:52:42] woonack [447/737] has challenged AbacusAvenger [533/909] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:25:25 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/03/19 22:57:50] woonack [72/732] has come upon bookworm [240/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:46 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/05/19 17:33:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 1 day, 02:49:53 toward level 80.
[08/06/19 06:06:02] woonack [2/733] has challenged Velyn [186/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:03:06 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/07/19 10:12:16] Nechayev [451/732] has challenged woonack [160/733] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:19:44 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[08/07/19 10:48:47] elbie, woonack, and Ttech [1754/3653] have team battled Tenorman, LukeLR, and djm [1115/2866] and won! 0 days, 14:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 13:36:35] WallIdl and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/19 14:53:04] KeboDK, Iceman, and djm [2598/2936] have team battled micah, ToHellWithGA, and woonack [25/2506] and won! 3 days, 03:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/19 05:44:10] woonack [666/733] has come upon Notir [45/325] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:50:32 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/10/19 19:23:22] h00k [99/756] has come upon woonack [462/733] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:43:41 is added to h00k's clock.
[08/11/19 01:18:55] Herb_Tarlek [54/945] has come upon woonack [548/733] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:31:13 is added to Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[08/11/19 03:33:57] woonack slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! woonack's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/19 23:23:54] bigjay and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/19 05:07:06] brycec and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/19 15:17:13] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:40:29 from level 80.
[08/13/19 21:51:33] woonack [350/726] has come upon tspange [861/1031] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:30:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/13/19 22:14:45] woonack and everbrew have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/19 07:27:23] woonack [592/726] has come upon SlowRiot [70/844] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:06:14 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/14/19 10:59:11] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:34 towards level 80.
[08/16/19 00:08:43] woonack was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:05 from level 80.
[08/17/19 01:48:54] woonack [101/726] has come upon ohnx [785/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:48:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/18/19 13:13:13] woonack [663/726] has come upon Yuhno [79/708] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:24:33 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/18/19 13:13:13] woonack has dealt Yuhno a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:56:23 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[08/20/19 00:35:37] Grayson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/19 16:40:01] woonack [125/726] has come upon Noxwaste [206/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:21:31 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/23/19 00:23:17] Clearcasting [614/637] has come upon woonack [488/726] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:00:38 is removed from Clearcasting's clock.
[08/23/19 01:30:34] woonack got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:33:16 from level 80.
[08/23/19 05:36:16] woonack [569/726] has challenged autist [369/883] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:30:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/23/19 14:16:38] woonack learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:31:11 towards level 80.
[08/23/19 17:28:11] lavamind, sc_, and kork [661/1518] have team battled Athos, woonack, and alephnull [138/1992] and won! 0 days, 07:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/19 20:39:21] woonack [122/726] has challenged Grayson [118/412] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:21:46 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/24/19 09:25:58] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:33 towards level 80.
[08/24/19 11:42:27] Majak [70/638] has challenged woonack [658/726] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:08:34 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/25/19 03:45:50] woonack [1/726] has challenged Cameron_D [852/1260] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:01:08 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/25/19 14:38:45] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:20 towards level 80.
[08/25/19 17:41:00] meskio [589/759] has challenged woonack [194/726] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from meskio's clock.
[08/25/19 19:49:09] bookworm [301/388] has challenged woonack [430/726] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:04:08 is added to bookworm's clock.
[08/25/19 20:30:20] woonack, Killerkid, and alephnull [626/2651] have team battled TheDeadlyDandy, Nechayev, and HeavyPodda [667/2431] and lost! 1 day, 09:54:49 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/19 23:27:40] Eldoreth [1122/1233] has come upon woonack [148/726] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:04:10 is removed from Eldoreth's clock.
[08/27/19 10:52:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 6 days, 19:46:31 toward level 80.
[08/28/19 01:52:04] woonack [430/726] has come upon Mateusz [723/1101] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:28:12 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/28/19 04:01:01] woonack [447/726] has challenged IllusiveMan_ [73/644] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:50:53 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/28/19 06:01:26] csssuf [519/720] has challenged woonack [354/726] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:23:05 is removed from csssuf's clock.
[08/29/19 08:20:37] woonack and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/19 12:15:37] woonack [94/726] has come upon LapTop006 [193/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:05 is added to woonack's clock.
[08/29/19 22:10:04] woonack [393/726] has challenged KeboDK [353/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:52:01 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/30/19 12:42:09] Varjatticus [55/377] has challenged woonack [445/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[08/31/19 07:56:45] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 13:17:42 from level 80.
[08/31/19 15:47:08] woonack [470/726] has come upon efertone [4/506] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:13:49 is removed from woonack's clock.
[08/31/19 17:15:31] Psilocybe, Yuhno, and StalkR [1208/1858] have team battled woonack, WallIdl, and blabber [139/2101] and won! 0 days, 16:37:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/19 06:57:37] Globalirc, dax, manish17xxx, and woonack have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/19 11:51:42] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:27:34 from level 80.
[09/02/19 16:32:32] Agent86 and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/19 12:06:01] MadMan [1125/1204] has come upon woonack [34/726] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:00:41 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[09/03/19 19:37:48] woonack [36/726] has challenged The_Joker [241/408] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:02:11 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/04/19 04:19:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 11 days, 12:22:00 toward level 80.
[09/04/19 13:33:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 5 days, 19:06:21 toward level 80.
[09/09/19 07:44:42] woonack was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:41 from level 80.
[09/11/19 22:47:01] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:27:35 from level 80.
[09/12/19 05:17:11] zid, MetaNova, and lipek [1124/3364] have team battled woonack, algernon, and wMw [1318/2301] and lost! 1 day, 22:03:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/19 11:23:44] Notir [54/374] has challenged woonack [484/726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:12:58 is added to Notir's clock.
[09/12/19 19:49:30] TimWolla [788/921] has come upon woonack [478/726] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:12 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[09/13/19 03:18:04] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:25 towards level 80.
[09/13/19 21:12:08] Ironhoof, GipsyPureGold, and zid [1714/2617] have team battled woonack, himuraken, and FSM [2334/2492] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:50 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/19 03:13:43] AncalagonThBlack and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/19 07:38:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 6 days, 03:53:30 toward level 80.
[09/15/19 21:42:12] woonack [31/726] has challenged sigmg [736/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:54:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/16/19 03:10:13] Yogi [24/109] has challenged woonack [373/726] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to Yogi's clock.
[09/17/19 07:17:48] woonack grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:43 towards level 80.
[09/17/19 07:35:40] Asara [417/1105] has come upon woonack [489/726] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:49:23 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/17/19 07:53:47] dindinx [339/1071] has come upon woonack [274/726] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:11:30 is removed from dindinx's clock.
[09/17/19 17:13:02] AngryParsley [231/1146] has come upon woonack [55/726] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 19:33:33 is removed from AngryParsley's clock.
[09/18/19 00:24:56] Herb_Tarlek [362/940] has come upon woonack [151/726] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:15:42 is removed from Herb_Tarlek's clock.
[09/18/19 22:20:37] woonack [617/731] has challenged Lemelisk [401/1351] in combat and won! 16 days, 08:55:27 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/20/19 00:08:28] woonack [599/731] has come upon acolarh [548/766] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:26:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/20/19 13:00:08] golgy [344/396] has come upon woonack [426/731] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:20 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/21/19 19:14:46] petrichor [925/1265] has challenged woonack [97/731] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:23:34 is removed from petrichor's clock.
[09/22/19 01:16:12] woonack [141/731] has challenged StalkR [85/426] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:57:32 is removed from woonack's clock.
[09/22/19 04:47:34] woonack and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/19 11:12:03] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:55:05 from level 81.
[09/22/19 21:36:09] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:34:54 towards level 81.
[09/23/19 00:08:24] zid, Reilly, and Sixbierehomme [1885/2434] have team battled bootdisk, woonack, and Fluttershy [1091/2520] and won! 2 days, 01:43:43 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 01:22:56] woonack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:54:14 towards level 81.
[09/24/19 02:45:12] woonack, L, and BagelBites [2014/2209] have team battled djm, inittab, and pixelate [1395/2067] and won! 2 days, 15:59:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/19 14:27:13] Yuhno, Milquetoast, and woonack [2019/2456] have team battled grooverider, Balthazar, and PiotrekD [755/2870] and won! 4 days, 12:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/19 14:00:02] woonack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:59:09 towards level 81.
[09/27/19 19:48:53] woonack [580/731] has challenged tspange [671/810] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:07:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[09/28/19 11:24:06] woonack lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:09:54 from level 81.
[09/28/19 11:38:55] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:13:40 towards level 81.
[09/28/19 19:16:16] woonack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:33:35 towards level 81.
[09/29/19 01:23:15] elbie [617/1008] has challenged woonack [172/731] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from elbie's clock.
[09/29/19 03:34:57] idlerpgww and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/19 12:45:10] bookworm [65/384] has come upon woonack [29/731] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:08:51 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[09/29/19 22:40:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 18 days, 08:09:15 toward level 81.
[09/30/19 22:37:47] woonack [456/731] has come upon IdleMaster [115/756] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:24:19 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/02/19 12:16:33] Majak [758/770] has come upon woonack [342/731] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:39:14 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/02/19 12:26:35] Lemelisk [615/1360] has come upon woonack [170/731] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:09 is removed from Lemelisk's clock.
[10/03/19 19:07:48] woonack [17/731] has come upon mordac [1271/1307] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:03:35 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/05/19 04:30:55] woonack [133/731] has challenged suterismus [1257/1363] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:31:41 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/05/19 20:04:18] Blukunfando, sheu, and woonack [21/1624] have team battled meskio, AncalagonThBlack, and darkmage [99/2873] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/19 04:55:25] WallIdl and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/19 14:44:41] yano [305/585] has challenged woonack [360/731] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:24:16 is added to yano's clock.
[10/08/19 07:58:40] jawsh [150/209] has challenged woonack [139/731] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from jawsh's clock.
[10/08/19 07:58:40] jawsh has dealt woonack a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:03:47 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/08/19 11:49:47] woonack [181/731] has challenged Nistur [721/811] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:07:48 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/08/19 12:21:18] woonack and kork have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/19 21:58:17] Varjatticus and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/19 00:37:41] micah [288/838] has come upon woonack [290/731] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:44:23 is added to micah's clock.
[10/09/19 13:47:09] bebbet, Scar3cr0w, and Ironhoof [259/2448] have team battled mordac, woonack, and Zyphyr [2168/2616] and lost! 0 days, 13:41:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/19 02:48:45] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:25:29 towards level 81.
[10/13/19 01:55:46] woonack and crysys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/19 12:04:29] fattrat [642/1300] has come upon woonack [728/731] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:37:59 is added to fattrat's clock.
[10/13/19 12:42:47] anarcat [369/971] has come upon woonack [633/731] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:46 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/15/19 01:39:45] woonack found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:52 towards level 81.
[10/15/19 04:27:19] woonack [22/731] has come upon M144 [133/813] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:40:21 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/15/19 16:59:37] woonack lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:49 from level 81.
[10/16/19 16:25:45] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/19 16:37:11] woonack [266/731] has challenged elf [1016/1275] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:09:58 is added to woonack's clock.
[10/18/19 19:57:34] anarcat [146/979] has come upon woonack [722/731] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:41:56 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/19/19 18:19:03] woonack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:12 towards level 81.
[10/19/19 21:49:07] MrGlass, brycec, and bebbet [450/2649] have team battled woonack, sheu, and blabber [1349/2052] and lost! 1 day, 11:50:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/19 02:58:29] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:35 from level 81.
[10/20/19 21:32:28] WallIdl, L, woonack, and Xenofex have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/19 12:30:21] Nofew [154/906] has come upon woonack [295/731] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:34:09 is added to Nofew's clock.
[10/23/19 04:13:38] brycec [447/1193] has challenged woonack [160/731] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:52:05 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/24/19 19:27:05] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:38 towards level 81.
[10/24/19 22:09:37] woonack [716/731] has come upon pollo [112/945] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:31:04 is removed from woonack's clock.
[10/26/19 02:40:10] TauPan, KeboDK, and AncalagonThBlack [1009/1930] have team battled woonack, Nechayev, and TheresusPheronor [821/2056] and won! 1 day, 02:17:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/19 16:33:18] Sharky4 [754/1047] has challenged woonack [129/731] in combat and won! 6 days, 17:42:24 is removed from Sharky4's clock.
[10/27/19 07:43:09] woonack, CornFly, and wMw [2017/2794] have team battled meffe, buyoq, and Syloq [1226/1710] and won! 1 day, 01:55:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/19 10:47:13] PiotrekD, MrGlass, and jbroome [2576/2857] have team battled sunri5e, Agent86, and woonack [1745/2683] and won! 1 day, 16:11:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/19 09:14:42] tmberg [179/1615] has challenged woonack [183/731] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:14:11 is added to tmberg's clock.
[10/28/19 12:58:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 3 days, 02:05:01 toward level 81.
[10/28/19 15:50:58] woonack was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:38 from level 81.
[10/28/19 19:17:00] allo [122/677] has challenged woonack [436/731] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:12:52 is added to allo's clock.
[11/02/19 06:12:33] jbroome, womblecat, and woonack [286/2473] have team battled algernon, canton7, and Heisenberg [2111/2544] and lost! 1 day, 00:20:44 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/19 01:57:58] woonack [94/731] has challenged Elgo [222/594] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:12:37 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/05/19 12:00:18] woonack [276/731] has challenged AncalagonThBlack [29/800] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:12:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/05/19 19:11:41] woonack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:33:58 from level 81.
[11/05/19 21:28:27] sjefen6, Psilocybe, and Dyntra [33/1779] have team battled woonack, Beavis, and Geela [1411/2634] and lost! 1 day, 14:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/19 07:19:42] Ttech [1112/1965] has come upon woonack [221/731] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 19:47:43 is removed from Ttech's clock.
[11/06/19 12:10:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 14:58:51 from level 81.
[11/06/19 14:02:31] woonack [198/731] has come upon Varjatticus [15/378] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:19:37 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/07/19 00:33:23] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/19 02:09:18] woonack [427/765] has challenged Tratos [622/1000] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:44:44 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/07/19 13:23:42] woonack left their weapon out in the rain to rust! woonack's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/19 20:13:36] WallIdl [170/526] has challenged woonack [465/733] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:18:35 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[11/09/19 09:19:35] woonack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:28:53 from level 81.
[11/09/19 10:09:38] dindinx, anarcat, and buksi [2206/2593] have team battled MJ94, woonack, and el [1313/2282] and won! 2 days, 16:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/19 23:55:19] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:16:18 from level 81.
[11/10/19 02:16:14] woonack [461/733] has come upon sheu [301/576] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:10:22 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/10/19 03:36:41] woonack [506/733] has come upon Ratigan [385/815] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:38:45 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/10/19 08:27:37] woonack [510/733] has challenged pollo [523/945] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:39:53 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/11/19 02:48:24] el [642/1014] has come upon woonack [389/733] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:33:12 is removed from el's clock.
[11/11/19 18:09:10] sjefen6 [303/616] has challenged woonack [12/733] in combat and won! 17 days, 15:16:24 is removed from sjefen6's clock.
[11/12/19 16:54:09] woonack met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:56:14 from level 81.
[11/12/19 21:08:29] Dyntra and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/19 22:12:39] woonack [250/733] has come upon elf [312/1279] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 03:57:33 is added to woonack's clock.
[11/14/19 16:05:02] woonack bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:49:26 from level 81.
[11/15/19 02:34:55] KeboDK, Andries, and D.Va [670/2026] have team battled LukeLR, dwfreed, and woonack [605/2307] and won! 0 days, 01:05:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/19 04:50:17] woonack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:52:19 towards level 81.
[11/17/19 21:51:01] androphius [154/469] has come upon woonack [81/733] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:38 is removed from androphius's clock.
[11/17/19 22:09:53] D.Va, woonack, and datdus [632/1782] have team battled jvoisin, Everyman, and Beavis [534/2656] and won! 0 days, 01:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/19 09:55:22] KyloRen [128/455] has come upon woonack [292/733] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:00:50 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[11/20/19 00:47:17] woonack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:49:23 from level 81.
[11/20/19 07:25:14] manish17xxx [91/764] has come upon woonack [351/733] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:35:10 is added to manish17xxx's clock.
[11/20/19 14:56:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried woonack 56 days, 13:32:32 toward level 81.
[11/21/19 04:53:20] LapTop006, StalkR, woonack, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/21/19 14:47:36] simple [395/1016] has come upon woonack [455/733] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:30:41 is added to simple's clock.
[11/22/19 19:26:16] woonack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:54:27 towards level 81.
[11/22/19 19:36:33] woonack [379/733] has challenged fattrat [360/1331] in combat and won! 9 days, 10:48:59 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/22/19 19:36:33] In the fierce battle, fattrat dropped their level 158 amulet! woonack picks it up, tossing their old level 13 amulet to fattrat.
[11/23/19 14:41:02] woonack [871/893] has challenged mordac [773/1295] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:06:58 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/23/19 15:14:19] MiddlewareMonkey [873/963] has challenged woonack [414/893] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:04:24 is removed from MiddlewareMonkey's clock.
[11/23/19 17:43:20] sunri5e [424/1239] has come upon woonack [617/893] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:23:09 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[11/24/19 09:24:29] woonack and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/19 13:46:37] WallIdl [320/517] has challenged woonack [765/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:42:24 is added to WallIdl's clock.
[11/24/19 20:09:24] Pauwelz [193/319] has come upon woonack [678/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:53 is added to Pauwelz's clock.
[11/25/19 09:51:44] Tor, Zoddo, and Tratos [1809/3293] have team battled woonack, androphius, and ohnx [1948/2336] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/19 22:45:45] Misza, Zoddo, and kork [800/2888] have team battled alephnull, woonack, and MiddlewareMonkey [1219/2797] and lost! 0 days, 13:52:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/19 02:12:10] woonack [783/893] has challenged Ratigan [366/809] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:05:56 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/28/19 16:15:39] woonack, csssuf, and PlasmaStar [1277/2250] have team battled GilbertErik, elbie, and sjefen6 [1316/2320] and lost! 0 days, 05:14:46 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/19 10:32:43] woonack [657/893] has come upon Nofew [366/872] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 06:58:11 is removed from woonack's clock.
[11/30/19 08:17:30] bootdisk [59/658] has come upon woonack [461/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:23 is added to bootdisk's clock.
[11/30/19 16:07:58] grooverider [1196/1496] has come upon woonack [564/893] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 19:03:18 is removed from grooverider's clock.
[12/01/19 14:14:58] woonack [513/893] has come upon Bradicus [329/948] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:09:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/01/19 21:29:22] CornFly, sjums_the_great, and woonack [1010/2567] have team battled Iceman, alephnull, and Dyntra [387/2352] and won! 1 day, 14:39:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/19 22:19:59] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:38:03 towards level 81.
[12/02/19 23:11:49] brycec and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/19 12:07:16] woonack walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:46 from level 81.
[12/07/19 05:50:42] micah, TimWolla, and Zyphyr [2435/2446] have team battled woonack, dax, and Birdbones [531/2805] and won! 3 days, 03:08:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/19 12:08:43] woonack [306/893] has challenged Nofew [693/872] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:25:18 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/08/19 11:13:13] dindinx, Zaratustra, and Milquetoast [566/3009] have team battled Geela, woonack, and pixelate [855/2191] and lost! 2 days, 17:43:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/19 12:12:10] Fjord [17/296] has challenged woonack [759/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Fjord's clock.
[12/08/19 18:16:25] woonack [160/893] has challenged micah [855/878] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:50:55 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/11/19 04:00:50] woonack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:22:50 towards level 81.
[12/11/19 09:19:31] woonack [668/893] has challenged JensRex [496/1321] in combat and won! 17 days, 01:45:28 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/11/19 19:18:12] woonack [704/893] has come upon blabber [708/785] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:31:09 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/11/19 20:05:47] Forud, h00k, and woonack [1294/2232] have team battled PiotrekD, dclaw123, and Fjord [30/2490] and won! 3 days, 05:00:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/19 22:01:12] woonack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:10:20 towards level 81.
[12/12/19 05:38:40] woonack bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:24:53 towards level 81.
[12/13/19 18:55:20] woonack [161/893] has come upon brendan [1266/1375] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:37:14 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/14/19 02:06:06] woonack was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:39:34 from level 81.
[12/15/19 01:56:38] Mars [438/1291] has come upon woonack [2/893] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:56:07 is removed from Mars's clock.
[12/15/19 12:45:38] woonack [734/893] has challenged ohnx [893/978] in combat and lost! 6 days, 19:29:28 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/25/19 07:02:20] SlowRiot [831/916] has challenged woonack [653/893] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:30:03 is removed from SlowRiot's clock.
[12/25/19 21:14:33] datdus, Syloq, and petrichor [960/2451] have team battled findlayr, Geela, and woonack [1295/1930] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:54 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 01:47:19] mordac, grooverider, and Tiny_Nuggins [834/3483] have team battled woonack, CornFly, and loomysh [33/3007] and won! 0 days, 21:59:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/19 11:34:11] ohnx, AncalagonThBlack, and dindinx [692/2400] have team battled HeavyPodda, astropoint, and woonack [693/2788] and lost! 1 day, 19:47:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/19 15:32:04] borsin and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/19 16:02:05] woonack [769/893] has come upon MetaNova [39/975] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 08:42:12 is removed from woonack's clock.
[12/28/19 04:17:54] sunri5e [641/1224] has challenged woonack [784/893] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:46:39 is added to sunri5e's clock.
[12/28/19 04:41:05] LapTop006 [68/576] has come upon woonack [234/893] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:06:39 is added to LapTop006's clock.
[12/28/19 07:15:21] elbie and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/19 23:07:20] snek [421/728] has come upon woonack [557/893] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:00:30 is added to snek's clock.
[12/30/19 00:28:06] woonack [773/893] has challenged Sharky4 [944/1122] in combat and lost! 6 days, 23:46:20 is added to woonack's clock.
[12/30/19 00:35:38] woonack ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:16:06 from level 81.
[12/30/19 20:56:07] inittab, Athos, and mordac [847/2520] have team battled blizgerg, woonack, and bootdisk [208/2917] and won! 1 day, 14:17:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/19 20:13:08] woonack was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:42:34 from level 81.
[01/01/20 05:11:16] woonack [761/893] has come upon Forud [416/766] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 00:40:48 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/01/20 05:49:50] holloway, zid, and woonack [1760/2922] have team battled ncarl747, AncalagonThBlack, and MiddlewareMonkey [1845/2631] and lost! 8 days, 12:26:37 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 16:34:23] Globalirc, woonack, and MiddlewareMonkey [506/2717] have team battled Eldoreth, suterismus, and lakwatsero [879/3046] and lost! 0 days, 17:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/20 19:33:48] datdus [279/483] has come upon woonack [663/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:04 is added to datdus's clock.
[01/01/20 21:54:39] TheresusPheronor, dindinx, and vegadark [277/1827] have team battled blizgerg, woonack, and LapTop006 [419/2835] and lost! 1 day, 08:19:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/20 02:29:26] woonack [402/893] has come upon rustybicycle [204/221] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:46:31 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/02/20 02:40:02] popey, brendan, and StalkR [397/2310] have team battled AbacusAvenger, MadMan, and woonack [353/3162] and won! 1 day, 09:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 02:59:52] golgy, WallIdl, and GilbertErik [559/2299] have team battled Eldoreth, buksi, and woonack [1474/2931] and lost! 0 days, 14:04:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/20 04:19:00] Dyntra and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/20 10:28:34] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:10:28 towards level 81.
[01/02/20 17:53:17] woonack and Xenthys have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 09:03:21] Majak and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/20 20:41:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 04:45:59 from level 81.
[01/04/20 04:38:15] sunri5e, Bahhumbug, woonack, and datdus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/20 11:19:16] woonack was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:03:36 from level 81.
[01/06/20 13:41:54] PiotrekD and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/20 01:54:35] TimWolla [511/949] has come upon woonack [794/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:30:07 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[01/07/20 23:13:20] woonack, CornFly, and Heisenberg [1022/2917] have team battled TheresusPheronor, grooverider, and Elgo [657/2685] and won! 1 day, 11:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/20 09:54:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed woonack with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 18:49:05 from level 81.
[01/09/20 06:24:55] woonack [439/893] has challenged SlimeDiamond [294/370] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:36:35 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/09/20 16:52:20] woonack and skarlso have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/20 22:32:46] The_Joker, Elgo, and aismallard [55/1960] have team battled woonack, Athos, and Mithkabob [1852/1982] and lost! 1 day, 01:54:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/20 01:34:54] AncalagonThBlack and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 12:20:01] D.Va, crysys, and Andries [1778/2206] have team battled yano, Zythan, and woonack [1188/2065] and won! 0 days, 02:21:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 15:01:27] freeboson and woonack have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/20 23:01:00] woonack [883/893] has challenged jayvee [177/322] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:07:41 is removed from woonack's clock.
[01/15/20 10:07:40] woonack sharpened the edge of their weapon! woonack's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/20 14:18:50] woonack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:22:51 towards level 81.
[01/17/20 05:07:35] woonack stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:12:48 towards level 81.
[01/17/20 13:08:11] woonack misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:30:03 from level 81.